I m sincerely asking for a few colder jokes?

There was a man who had a bad stomach. One day, he came to the stomach hospital to see a doctor and said to the doctor, "I eat what I eat, I eat the West."

Guara watermelon, eat cucumber and cucumber! “

The doctor thought for a moment and said to him, "I think you only have to eat!"

Angry with you: all kinds of crooked replies after stepping on the bus.

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: You know, so many people have stepped on your feet, don't you think we are destined?

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: Oh, you should be glad I happened to be ** lately.

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: It's okay, I can stand firm.

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: Don't worry, I won't delay you getting off.

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't know you had your feet on the ground too.

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: Really? Then you wouldn't be so excited.

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: I'm sorry, but you just thought I was blind.

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: If you feel a lot of pain, shout it out loud!

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: Do you still want me to say thank you?

A: Hey, you're stepping on my foot!

B: Okay, you move your feet away and let me step on the ground.

The child asked his father, "Daddy, am I a stupid child?" ”

Dad: "Silly boy, how can you be a silly child??" ”

There was a man who was sick and the doctor prescribed him a large pill, and he choked every day when he took the medicine, and one day he thought of a way to make the pill in half, and he was choked twice that day.

There were two tomatoes talking, and suddenly a car drove up, and one of the tomatoes only had the other tomato and shouted "ketchup" hahaha

Even though it's summer, I'm still chilled by myself).

Noodles are married to cakes.

The result is pasta.

A joke yes?

There was a polar bear and a penguin playing together, and the penguin plucked the feathers off his body one by one, and when he was done, he said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!" ”

When the polar bear heard this, he plucked the hair off his body one by one, turned to the penguin and said, "It's really cold!" ”

After reading it myself, I thought that the polar bear and the penguin were so cute. It seems that the two of them are really idle and boring, and they have a good relationship, they are brothers.

In general, isn't it the polar bear in the Arctic and the penguin in the Antarctic? How will they be together, is it at the zoo. No wonder it's boring. So the two brothers got together to pluck their feathers and play.

Once upon a time, there was a pair of good friends, one named Haha, the other called Hehe. One day, Haha died, and Haha's grave said, "Haha, you're dead!" ”

Any idea how Jack died? - Poor and Dead (Jack Jones).

Once upon a time, there was a person surnamed Cai, and everyone called him Xiao Cai

The results ......One day, he was taken away!

A bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a little JJ called?

The answer is: a mother bear.

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

3.A man walked through the cemetery at night, saw the fire, and thought it was a ghost fire. Then he threw a brick, and the light of the fire moved to another grave, and the man still had a brick, and he heard it. "! I can't pull, and I can't do it with smoke. ”

04.A woman was walking at night, and suddenly saw a man walking towards her with open arms, making a hug gesture, and stepping forward with a kick. The man fell to the ground and cried, saying, "It's the third piece, who am I provoking and who is messing with someone, is it so difficult to bring a piece of glass home?" ”

05.A novice went to collect loan sharks, he took out the IOU and said with a smile:"It is clearly written in black and white that you owe me 1 million!

Do you want to pay the bills? "People said that there really wasn't that much money, and he threatened:"Hum!

Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay tomorrow, your house will be like it. "He took out his lighter and burned the IOU ......

One of the polar bears was bored and plucked his fur to play. Pulling and plucking, the hair was stripped away, and the polar bear said, "Hehe, it's so cold."

When a penguin saw a polar bear plucking its feathers, he stripped them of his fur, and the penguin said, "I'm so cold." ”。

1.Why is the sea blue? Because there are fish in it, the fish will spit bubbles, and when the fish spits out the bubbles, it will be blue, blue, blue, biue, so the sea water will turn blue.

2.My wife wanted to **, so she went horseback riding every day. As a result, the horse lost forty pounds in one month.

3. Wife: "Men are all timid. Husband: "Not necessarily, otherwise I would not have married you." ”

4. Drink and drink high: the mountain does not turn, the water is turning, and the water is not turning, and the road is turning. If the road does not turn, the wind is turning, and if the wind does not turn, the clouds will turn--- if the clouds do not turn, I will turn.

5. The first time I listened to Zhao Yonghua's "The Most Romantic Thing", the sentence "The most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you" I listened to: "The most romantic thing I can think of is to sell computers with you!" "At that time, I thought it was Zhongguancun advertising.

6.A man came out of the men's restroom, and he said, "For the first time, there were all men in the men's restroom." ”

A woman took money to buy breakfast.

The peddler was annoyed and said very seriously

Eldest sister, you can give the banknote, at least it is printed, your banknote is actually painted.

Even if you take 10,000 steps back, you can draw a ten-dollar or five-dollar one, right? You gave the painting back seven pieces!

Seven pieces are seven pieces, not to mention, at least you have to draw color, you actually use a pencil to draw!

Forget it, I'll put up with it! Black and white is black and white! You can't draw with hand-paper! The feel is too bad.

Even if it's a piece of paper, I admit it! But you also have to use scissors to cut the edges, this one is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated.

Okay, I don't want to talk about the raw edges, but you can also tear a rectangular shape! This triangle is too much to say!

This is the legendary jia banknote!

It's really cold to get a new one!

Asked: "What animal has the darkest teeth?" ”

Answer: "Ant (Ma babbling hey Ma babbling hey)".

There was a polar bear that plucked its own hair every day, and one day it said "It's so cold" after plucking it

Bad joke (level 10).

GM told me about (

Whoever has the longest leg, of course, is fire, because the ham sausage (long).

What is the name of the son of the horse and the deer.

Road

It is recommended to make a joke·· How cold it is going to be there...

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

1.Question: Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower, or rose?

Jasmine. Reason: What a beautiful (powerless) jasmine.

2.Question: What is the pencil's last name?

Shaw. Reason: Sharpen (Xiao) pencil.

3.Question: What line do orangutans hate the most?

Parallel. Reason: Parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

4.Question: Which is the worst one, eraser, tiger skin, or lion skin?

Rubber. Reason: Eraser (eraser difference).

5.Question: What are the fears of cloth and paper?

The cloth is afraid of 10,000, and the paper is afraid of what if.

Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case.

6.Question: What will become of the unicorn when it reaches the North Pole?

Ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (Ice Kirin).

7.Question: Which historical figure is the most indebted?

Su Wu. Reason: Su Wu shepherds sheep on the north side of the sea (flattened by the sea).

8.Question: Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest from 1 to 9?

1. Laziness; 2. Industrious.

Reason: One (1) does not do two (2) endlessly.

9.Question: How do you calm a sparrow?

Press it down. Reason: Silent (silent pressing).

10.Question: Who ran the fastest in history?

Cao Cao Reason: Said Cao Cao Cao arrived.

11.Question: Who is Mi's mother?

Answer: Flower Reason: Peanuts.

12.Question: What is the value of Xiaobai and Xiaobai?

Answer: Equal to the White Rabbit.

Reason: Little white two

13.Question: Which number of 30-50 is worse than the bear's poop!

Answer: 40 Reason: Facts speak louder than male (bear) arguments.

14.Question: What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty run out?

Wang Leehom Reason: Coax in.

Question: What should I do if I come out again?

Han Hong: Reason: It's still coaxing.

Q: What happens when a wolf encounters a sheep?

Answer: The wolf ate the sheep.

Q: A man rescued a drowning cat, and the cat said a word, what is it?

Answer: Meow. Q: A rabbit jumped three times on his left foot, then three times on his right foot, then twice on his left foot, and then stopped jumping, why?

A: Because he likes that.

A ghost, a fart, died.

Tell a story: "Once upon a time there was a eunuch .........

Someone couldn't help but ask, "What about next?" ”

Continuing the story: "Below? No, ......”

It's an encyclopedia of troubles, and every day is a fresh joke. I'm not advertising.

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

Cold joke refers to the joke itself because of boredom, homophonic words, translation, or omitting the subject, different logic, assertion or special content, or due to the performer's tone or expression, etc., resulting in a joke can not achieve the purpose of being funny, and it is difficult to make people laugh and become cold, but it does not mean that the joke itself is dull, which is also a manifestation of humor. In addition, a bad joke is a kind of joke, but it is very different, and the four main characteristics of a bad joke are that it is based on the Internet, thorough entertainment, the duality of its own value, and the post-emergence >

1.There was a toothpick, and when he found that his shoelaces were open, he bent down to tie them, and his waist broke.

2.Once upon a time there was a man who died.

3.A: Pandas don't need to wear sunglasses, why is that? B: ...C: Because it was born with sunglasses! (I don't understand, just look at what the panda looks like).

4.One day, after Xiao Ming scored 60 points in the test, his father said: "Don't call me dad next time you score less than 80 points!" ”

The next day, Xiao Ming scored 50 points. When he got home, he said to his father, "I'm sorry, brother! ”