Urgently, everyone can help me find a few super funny jokes, and I need 5 urgently

Updated on amusement 2024-02-26
6 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    Are you a tease invited by the monkeys? How.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    Master, don't get me wrong.

    A university professor would go to Babaoshan TV station next to a cemetery very early in the morning to do a show.

    Since he was about to be late, the professor hurriedly stopped the taxi and said, "Go to Babaoshan."

    Along the way, the professor didn't say a word, and the driver was even more cautious, as the road became less and less crowded, the driver began to feel hairy, and suddenly, the professor grabbed the driver and said, "Hurry, hurry, otherwise it will be dawn." ”

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    Doctor: Bad news and good news for you.

    Patient: What's the bad news?

    Doctor: We're going to have to amputate both of your feet.

    Patient: And the good news?

    Doctor: A patient in the opposite room wants to buy all your shoes.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    Classic joke: The careless husband Ger Pushkar returned home from the vet with his dog on the leash. He sighed and said to his wife

    The dog is probably trying to tell you that it doesn't know you at all. ”

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-02

    Joke joke joke

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-01

    There was a medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak that met on the road but didn't say hello why.

    Because they are not familiar

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