Tell a few jokes, the kind that is funny

Hehe, I suggest that you can take a look at Guo Degang's jokes, which are all very interesting.

If you need to, I can give you some classic lines.

1.When a woman took a counterfeit banknote to buy breakfast, the vendor was annoyed and said very seriously: "Sister, you can forget about the counterfeit banknotes, at least they are printed, and your banknotes are actually painted!"

2.Even if you take 10,000 steps back, you can draw a ten-dollar or five-dollar one, right? You gave the painting back seven pieces!

3.Seven pieces are seven pieces, not to mention, at least you have to draw color, you actually use a pencil to draw! Forget it, I'll put up with it! Black and white is black and white!

4.You can't draw it with hand-paper! The feel is too bad. Even if it's a piece of paper, I admit it!

5.You have to use scissors to cut the edges, this one is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated. Okay, I don't want to talk about the raw edges.

6.But you also tear a rectangle! This triangle is too much to say!

Say; What is it that is made and known, that is known, that is known, that is known to those who buy it, that is known to those who sell it, and that is not known to those who use it? The answer is....Coffin!

One day, there was a very cute little white rabbit running in the big forest and got lost. At this time, it saw a little black rabbit, so it ran to ask "Brother Little Black Rabbit, Brother Little Black Rabbit, I am lost in the big forest, how can I get out of the big forest?"

The little black rabbit asked, "Do you want to know?" The little white rabbit said

Think. The little black rabbit said, "If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable."

The little white rabbit had no choice but to make the little black rabbit comfortable. The little black rabbit then told the little white rabbit how to go, and the little white rabbit knew it, and continued to run forward with a bouncing circle. Running and running, the little white rabbit got lost again, and ended up running into a little gray rabbit.

The little white rabbit ran to ask him, "Brother Little Gray Rabbit, Brother Little Gray Rabbit, I am lost in the big forest, how can I get out of the big forest?" The little gray rabbit asked

Do you want to know? The little white rabbit said, "Yes."

The little gray rabbit said, "If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first." "The little white rabbit can't do anything, so I have to make the little gray rabbit comfortable too.

The little gray rabbit then told the little white rabbit how to go, and the little white rabbit knew it, and continued to run forward with a bouncing circle. So, the little white rabbit finally walked out of the big forest. At this time, the little white rabbit found out that she was pregnant.

At this time, the storyteller asked the other party: "Guess what, what color rabbit did the little white rabbit give birth to?"If you ask:

What color? And you say, "Do you want to know?"

T said, "Yes." And you say:

If you want to know, you have to make me comfortable first. ”