-
The first thing I thought of was my classmate's boyfriend, I went to their house to play, in the morning he got up early to make breakfast for us, said it was to cook rice balls, but it turned out that he stayed in the kitchen for an hour and didn't come out, we ran in to see, and found that a pot was white, with a spoon to catch the shadow of rice balls, under the pressure of his classmates, he said that he first took a pot of cold water and then took the quick-frozen rice balls from the refrigerator and threw them down, and then just like that. I laughed at the time, a boy five years older than us who earned a zero salary more than us. Instantly thought of what my mother said, this man can't be virtuous without a woman.
-
Zhang Zhonglu was one of the reporters who went back to his hometown in Shandong to celebrate the New Year and play a pot throwing game at the temple fair - that is, put a pot about five meters away, and then the guests took arrows and threw them inside. As soon as the goods came up, he shouted, "It's time to show the real technology", and I was sitting in front of the TV waiting to see his joke, but when he threw the first arrow, it almost knocked my jaw off: actually in?
Then cast the second one, and go in again? Vote for a third team, and still enter? Has this product been practiced?
-
It's me, when I was in acting class in my freshman year, the teacher asked me to show a little bit of falling out of love. And gave a hypothesis: you love her, but she loves him, you know, your expression.
Asked me a question and asked me to think about how to perform, and I said, "Don't think about it, I've encountered this before." The class laughed.
Teacher: Okay, what kind of state were you in at that time? Me:
Then I'll cry and be sad. Teacher: Put on a show.
Me: I've learned not to cry unnecessarily. At this point, the first fight became famous.
-
The school was on vacation, and the man drove home at eight o'clock the next day. The night before yesterday, I actually went to the Internet café all night, and when I went to bed at more than three o'clock all night, I found that I didn't take my schoolbag. According to his recollection, there were tickets, mobile phones and wallets, so the person returned to the Internet café.
Naturally, I couldn't find it, and I couldn't buy a new ticket without a wallet. He went back to his bedroom and slept until nine o'clock. Wake up and touch your pockets, huh?
Tickets in your pocket!
-
When I graduated and had dinner, I seemed to have lost a game and asked to sing on stage, and the enthusiastic classmates called me to patrol the mountainsEveryone laughed after a second, and then I was confused.
-
In the winter of 2018, I drove to the city in the middle of the night, and because I was in a hurry, I drove at a speed of more than 80 yards, and there were no street lights on the country road, and there was no moonlight that night.
A pit about one meter wide suddenly appeared in the light, and the speed of the car had reached 100 yards at that time, and I didn't have to brake sharply, but I heard a loud "bang" from the left front wheel of the car, and I said to myself, it's over. The car began to tilt to the left, I slowly pulled over to the side of the road, got out of the car and looked at the left front wheel, the tire cracked more than two inches long, and it was completely scrapped. Luckily, the wheels are okay and the spare tire can be changed.
It was late at night, it was dark around, occasionally a car passed by, and it never stopped, but fortunately there was a house on the side of the road, and there was an incandescent lamp outside the door, and the tire could still be seen clearly in the weak light, and there was a woman sitting in the door at that time, and when she saw me get out of the car, she went into the back room and closed the door. I thought to myself, it's over, she's going to turn off the lights.
However, the lights did not go out, and I took the time to take out my tools from the trunk and take advantage of the faint light of the incandescent lamp to unload the scrapped tires, praying in my heart that I would not turn off the lights, not turn off the lights.
Luckily, the light never went out, and in the end, I finally got the spare tire in a sweaty sweat. When I got into the driver's seat and started the car, the light went out.
I don't know if the hostess deliberately left me a lamp, but the lamp did help a lot and made me feel a little warm on a cold winter night.
Interesting.
It was my boyfriend who had to pull me out to go shopping on the weekend, and after dragging me out of the room, he went downstairs and found it raining.
-
Wilde once said, "There are too many good-looking faces and too few interesting souls in this world." "So if you can meet someone interesting, be sure to cherish it.
An interesting person who doesn't just understand you.
It will also make you love life more and will also bring you new and strange experiences.
Together, you'll keep discovering new things.
So you never have to worry about freshness between you. With interesting people, he really sparkles. You'll feel more and more handsome, and you'll become more and more obsessed with the fun he brings you.
Rather than barely being with a boring person, I'd rather run myself alone.
I'm not afraid of loneliness because I can hug myself.
I'm afraid of being boring, and a dull life is like suffering and making people unhappy.
After finishing her work, she went to learn to illustrate, went to the gym, and traveled every few months. She read a lot of books and learned a small language. When she was alone, she had a better time than two people.
His daily life is to go to work and play games, and on weekends he lies at home like a dead corpse. I tell him interesting things, tell him that somewhere is beautiful, and tell him about the benefits of fitness, and he ignores them. Chatting with him, in addition to telling the news, listening to him complain about work, is really boring.
In addition to going to work, I just sleep and watch TV, and I don't even bother to walk the street. It's boring to live like this. If one person is boring, how can two people be interesting?
This life is very long, not short, I can't imagine living a boring life with a boring person, that's terrible. So she quickly stopped this boring love. A boring person who doesn't understand the stalks you throw, and doesn't understand your laughter and tears.
When you're together, as long as you're silent, you're going to feel embarrassed.
I just want to do fun things with interesting people and live a fun life.
It's fun to think about. The world is so big, it's not easy to meet you. Good night, I want to dream about you.
-
The intersection of poets and foodies - Su Shi (Dongpo).
<> Su Shi asLiterary master of the Northern Song Dynasty, talent and writing, of course, there is nothing to say. InPoems, lyrics, essays, books, and paintingsThere are works in all aspects, and most of them are bold poems, and Xin QijiRepresentatives of the bold faction.
Of course, this is also indispensableOuyang Xiu, Ouyang Xiu has a discerning eye. When Su Shi first entered the official career and was not yet famous, it was Ouyang XiuPraise and promotionLet himFame.
<> as we all know, at the age of 21, Su Shi was promoted by Ouyang XiuFame. , ready to be on the jobDo a big job, but suddenly I was told that my mother had died. The filial Su ShidangThat is, all preparations were stoppedand go home to your motherFuneralsThree years of filial piety, along the way, there is also a younger brother Su Zhe.
At the age of 28, my father died, and I had just been promoted at that time. went home non-stop to do a funeral for my father, andThree years of filial piety
Su Shi interrupted his career twice and kept filial piety for his parents for 6 years, which is great filial piety!
<> Su Shi has a nickname called Su Dongpo, and he is even more known"Dongpo Dweller". It's all right nowFood blogger.
From "the reeds are full of reed buds and short, and it is when the puffer fish wants to go up." “
To "the Yangtze River around Guo knows the beauty of fish, and the bamboo is fragrant with bamboo shoots." ”
I think about eating everywhere, and I don't forget to write poems while eating. One person can shoot one episode"A Bite of the Song Dynasty".Finish.
Anyone who has probably studied history knows,Su Shi's career was not smooth, and he was demoted all the way. I don't feel sad to be degraded, and I want to eat it.
was demoted to the "Wutai Poetry Case".Huangzhou, research braised pork.
was relegated toHuizhou, research".Lu Tangerine", "Bayberry", "Lychee
DegradedDanzhou, research".Coconut and oysters.
<> Su Shi's career was full of twists and turns, and his younger brother Su Zhe's career was much better than his brother's.
Promotion, promotion, promotion, and promotion, making money, making money, and making money. Then fish out the degraded brother.
can make Su Shi live well after being demotedWander around and delve into good foodIt's not just its ownOptimistic, and even more inseparable from his brother'sPromotions and asylum.
Ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign,Interestingpeople are interesting after allLoveI've always loved it!
There are many interesting people in our class, but he is the "most interesting" title. He has talking eyes, a tall nose, and a big mouth that never stops. The most special thing about him is that he is always so funny, and he always makes his classmates laugh every day. >>>More
When you arrive in an unfamiliar environment, you must overcome that rejection. Try to make more friends with the people around you, go out and walk more, see new things, try to make yourself more optimistic, cheerful, since you are back in your hometown, talk to your family more about your thoughts, maybe they will give you some good advice. As for those friends who seem to be very familiar with each other, they should fight with them more and say what they want to say to each other, and it will slowly get better.
The hardest working person I've ever seen is my female intern manager, and when I first joined the company, I was promoted from the front line to the position of intern manager, and the whole department was a workaholic at that time. The difference is that we are passive, a group of interns who have not yet graduated were rushed to the front line of the company in a hurry, busy with production during the day, working overtime at night to do training, not blowing or black, 8 to 10. And there is no dinner time, why, because the company stipulates that you get off work at six o'clock, if you go down to eat, there is no reason to come up, so you simply work until ten o'clock.
As a combination of digital and tangible, OSLO artist Jane Winderen and architect Marc Fornes designed this realistic work of sound and light in a storefront in New York. Titled "Situation Room," the work consists of an intricately parametric, generative network that undulates from the floor of the exhibition area to the ceiling, painted in a nearly fluorescent pink powder-like paint. To see the work, visitors need to walk or even crawl through a network of 2,000 unique sections of bulbous paths, holes and nests. >>>More
At eleven, I was idle and had nothing to do, and I found that there were still some vegetables in the kitchen that had not been washed. I had an idea, thinking that if I washed these vegetables, wouldn't my mother have to wash them? >>>More