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At the moment when you open this text message, you have been hit by my unique poison--- happy scatter, the secondary poison is colorless and tasteless for chronic poison, the poisoned person is first happy New Year, and then happy Lantern Festival, when the poison gas attacks the heart, it will be happy every day!

On behalf of the locality, on behalf of **, as well as the vast number of wire piles, cabbage in spring, watermelon seedlings in summer, spinach soup in autumn, and radish baskets in winter, I would like to extend my most sincere greetings: Happy Spring Festival!

Get lost! Get lost! Get out! Hurry up and get out! Roll, roll, roll, roll! It's here! It took me half a day to roll a big, round ingot in front of you! I'm tired, I'm tired! Happy Chinese New Year!

You can send this text message: I've told you many times, don't drink so much, yesterday I saw you chasing a pig with a wine glass, chasing your mouth while shouting: Is it a brother, it's a brother and it's done!

Wish: the beginning of oneness and the renewal of Vientiane; Every year is wishful, every year is safe; Wealth is abundant, rich and auspicious; Happiness and well-being, more than celebration; Bamboo hugs peace, and the door is full of blessings; Full of joy.

The bell of the New Year keeps ringing, and my blessings keep coming. A thousand words of blessing: Happy New Year, auspicious Year of the Horse!

My wish for the Year of the Horse: From now on, you are only allowed to love me, spoil me, don't lie to me, do everything you promise me, and be sincere in everything you say to me.

Happy New Year! Best wishes to you from the bottom of my heart: God bless you! Allah cares about you! Bodhisattva love you! Let the clouds get the clouds, and the rain get the rain. Spend all day drinking, ** everywhere.

It's spring again, blessings are floating all over the sky, floating to you and me, congratulations on the New Year! Happy Chinese New Year! Good luck! All wishes come true! Success!

New Year's congratulations, blessings are sincere, no thousand words, no ten thousand words, silently sing a heart song. May you have a peaceful and prosperous life!

I wish you a happy new year, a bright future, auspicious stars, prosperous fortune, happy family, flying Huang Tengda, blessings such as the East China Sea, and longevity than Nanshan!

New Year's greetings platinum version Smile at night and sleep well, smile in the morning and have a mood all day long, smile and laugh after work is full of joy and liveliness, and laugh when you are troubled and forget all your troubles. Happy New Year with a smile on your lips!

Warm New Year's greetings With you in life, it feels wonderful; Memories of you feel warm; With you on the journey, it feels great; There is you in the loss, and it feels warm; There is you in silence, and it feels kind; With you among my friends, I'm no longer alone! Happy New Year!

New Year's Greetings Platinum Edition The weather is slowly turning bad, and the cool breeze is gradually coming; Because of your loveliness, I will give you special care; Cover the quilt at night, so that your hands and feet will not be cold; It's okay to make bones, so that you can supplement calcium; Don't say I'm too bad, I wish you a happy New Year's Day!

Immediately to success, immediately rich.

Language: At the beginning of Christmas, I can't spend the festive season with you, and I'm sorry! Nevertheless, I still want to take this opportunity to tell my wish to my brother, in order to show my friendship with my brother.

I hope that on the occasion of this New Year, my brother can go to a higher level in both public and private affairs, with good health, harmony between brothers and sisters, and good luck with his wife and son, and his brother can also make his wishes come true. Although we are on different sides, we can still see that our friendship lasts forever. Shang Wei!

Mathematics: At the beginning of the new year, I wish good things 2 times in a row, the mood is like spring in 4 seasons, life is 5 colors and 6 colors, 7 colors are colorful, occasionally 8 points of small fortune, and troubles are thrown out of the clouds of 9!

The new year is about to begin, may good things be 2 after 3, mood 4 spring sunshine, life 5 colors, 7 colorful, occasionally 8 o'clock small wealth, all troubles thrown out of the 9 clouds, please accept my 10 full 10 beautiful blessings.

One pound of peanuts and two pounds of dates, good luck often runs with you; Three catties of apples and four catties of pears, auspiciousness and you are not separated; Five catties of oranges and six catties of peaches, every year to attract wealth and enter the treasure; Seven catties of grapes and eight catties of oranges, may your wishes come true; Nine catties of mangoes and ten catties of melons, may you blossom happily every day!

Eat well"Triboelectric attraction occurs"Dress well"="Worry-free food and clothing"

Peace"+"Happy"Compound reaction ="A lifetime of happiness"

Worry-free food and clothing"+"A lifetime of happiness"(Math Addition) = Happy New Year!