Can anyone tell me that homophone fans homophone jokes homophone couplets homophone afterwords

Mosquitoes boast oil in their bellies - there is no oil and water.

Selling flutes on the street - boasting.

The sisters race money - Biff (rich).

Rats gnaw on the ball--guest (snort) gas.

Rats drop the tank - fashionable (wet hair).

The mud bodhisattva is flowing - sad.

The mud bodhisattva stretched out his hand - he wanted money for life and death.

The mud bodhisattva wrestled - fell apart.

The mud bodhisattva crosses the sea - no one (God) protects him.

Steamed steamed buns - earthy smell.

The muddy tiger - looks fierce.

Mason-born - and thin mud.

The boy who pinched the mud - spineless.

The mouth of the mud doll - always smiling.

The mud baby was drenched in the rain - paralyzed.

Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror--- he was not a person inside and out.

The shallots mixed with tofu --- clear.

Confucius moved - all lost (book).

See the chicken.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved to eat chickens, and the tenant rented his field, but he had to give him a chicken first.

There was a tenant named Zhang San, who went to pay rent to the landlord at the end of the year and tenant the land for the second year. When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, and after paying the rent, he told the landlord about the second year's tenant land, and when the landlord saw that he was empty-handed, he looked to the sky and said, ""There are no three kinds of fields in this field.

Zhang San understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag.

When the landlord saw the chicken, he immediately changed his words and said:"Don't give Zhang San to whom"

Zhang San said:"Your words become so fast! "

The landlord replied"Fang Cai's sentence is'Nonsense'At this moment, this sentence is made by seeing the opportunity (chicken).'."

The ears are here. The newly appointed magistrate is a native of Shandong, and because he wants to hang up his son, he said to his master:"You can buy me two bamboo poles. "

The master put the Shandong accent"Bamboo poles"Listen to it"Pork liver", hurriedly agreed, hurriedly ran to the butcher shop, and said to the shopkeeper:"The new county master wants to buy two pork livers, you are an understanding person, you should know it in your heart! "

The shopkeeper was a clever man, and immediately cut two pork livers and presented another pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the master thought to himself:"The old man told me to buy pork liver, and of course this pig ear is mine......"So he wrapped the hunting ears and stuffed them in his pockets. Back to the county office, to the county magistrate:"Back to the master, the pork liver has been bought! "

Seeing that the master bought back the pork liver, the magistrate said angrily"Your ears are gone! "When the master heard this, his face turned pale with fright, and he hurriedly replied:"Ear ......Ears ............ hereIn my ......In my pocket! "

Yes"machine"Rideable.

There was a salesman who went on a business trip to Guangzhou, and after arriving in Beijing, because he wanted to go by plane, he sent a telegram to the manager because he was afraid that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement:"There is an opportunity to multiply, multiply it or not"The manager received the telegram and thought it was a deal"machine"It's arrived, and I'll call you back immediately:"Take it as you can. "

When the salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, the manager did not agree to reimburse the airline ticket because of the stipulation that the plane would not be reimbursed due to the lack of rank. The salesman took out the manager and called back, and the manager was dumbfounded.

Place-names. On the night of New Year's Day, the younger brother took two overseas Chinese students to dinner at home, one was cheerful and the other was more restrained.

During the banquet, the cheerful classmate smiled and pointed to the restrained classmate and introduced us"He's from Burma, so he's shy. "Then he raised his glass to toast everyone, raised his head and drank it all, and then said"I'm from Yangon. "

The principal was furious. At the school council meeting at the end of the semester, the principal was furious at the inefficiency of personnel administration. He said:"ignorance in charge of the director's business; Unconscious personnel in charge of personnel management; As an officer, he is not an officer! "

The great official over France restored France.

Tiger driving - who dares (to catch).

Confucius moved - all books (lost).

Lighting a lantern in the toilet - taking (finding) (death).

There is a fire in the lotus pond - lotus root (even) burning (yet).

The nephew plays the lantern - according to the uncle (old).

Shallot mixed with tofu - one clear (green) and two white.

Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror--- he was not a person inside and out.

Narcissus does not bloom - pretending to be garlic.

Dumb people eat yellow lotus, and they can't say what they are suffering from.

There is also a homophonic afterword, which adds elements of homophony to the previous type. For example:

The nephew plays the lantern - as usual (uncle).

Confucius moved - net loss (book).

Burning the flagpole - long sigh (charcoal).

The dung pit closes the knife Wen (smell) can't either, and neither can Wu (cover).

It doesn't rain for 100 days - long-term love (sunny).

Hanging scissors - Gao Cai (cutting).

All rivers return to the sea - the trend of the times.

The old man got off the sedan chair - not (step) line.

Husband patted the fan - desolate. (Tsuma Ryo).

The ice river in April is moving.

Liang Shanbo's military advisor - useless (Wu).

The weather of the wax moon - moving (frozen) manual (frozen) feet.

In winter, the wheat covers the three-layer quilt, and sleeps with steamed buns in the coming year.