Tell me about the funniest roommate you ve ever met

The freshman roommate had just entered the school and had his birthday, and then told the whole dormitory that he needed everyone's support for his birthday, and everyone thought he was borrowing money and donated generously, but the result was that they meant free funding, not borrowing money. What's even more bizarre is that he took the money we funded and invited the dormitory next door to dinner.

The former roommate was a person in the company, sleeping and talking in his sleep, swearing, swearing, and singing. When asked by day, the man shook his head and said he didn't know. We are very good friends, we discussed it with a few of our housemates in the evening, and when he was asleep, we carried him to the couch in another conference room, and let him speak alone as a leader, so that we could sleep peacefully!

I caught up with the leader to check, heard the scolding in the conference room, pushed the door to see, saw the sleeping people on the sofa, woke up, my colleague hurriedly said, I was wrong, why did I sleep here? Everyone laughed!

Emotional intelligence is very high, insecure, single-parent family, likes to find a partner, specializes in looking for little fresh meat, is the kind of boyfriend who is about to have a round of her, obviously a 95-year-old girl, I always feel like a child, sometimes I will be nervous, suddenly dance, and suddenly come over to harass you. But she is still a cold beauty when she is normal, and in the eyes of outsiders, she belongs to the kind of cold and smart girl.

Obviously not the youngest.,I have to make others think that she's the youngest in the dormitory.,Feel that everyone has to spoil her.。。 There is a chubby girl in our dormitory, and she always says that people are fat, fat or something, but she always thinks it doesn't matter, because she said it in a joke, but we can all see that the girl paper is unhappy! I think the most ridiculous roommate is the roommate who has a particularly low emotional intelligence.

A roommate, the things on the seat are never organized, what plastic bags, snack bags, uneaten instant noodle boxes, etc., everything, and clothes are thrown everywhere, and smoking and never ashtrays, we mop the floor, even if it is clean. His piece was always dirty.

A roommate in college likes to watch dramas and listen to songs, whenever the storyline touches people's hearts, it is inevitable that sensationalism is normal, but the way the roommate expresses himself is to cry or suddenly burst into laughter, startled, happy and worried, we can only express speechlessness; The melodious singing voice makes people feel more energetic, but when the roommate opens his voice, it is simply ruined.

In my dormitory, there is an alcoholic who goes out to drink at least three times a week, and each time he goes out to drink, and when he comes back, he will play drunk, and the whole dormitory will not be at peace. Later, every time he came back, he would vomit, throw things, and curse in the dormitory, and all the people in the dormitory had to take refuge in other people's dormitories.

Love to drink, love to play, love to be hi, every time I drink too much, I remember one time I got up in the middle of the night and had to pee into the trash can on the floor of the dormitory. After peeing, we said you put the trash can on the balcony, this is good, just pour it, pour it on the balcony, alas.

1.Those weird things about my high school roommates.

2.If you really can't get along with your roommates, don't force yourself

Disgusting, swearing, scolding when you open your mouth, can't speak.

Pretending to hit ** every night, saying that his family has all kinds of money and all kinds of suitors

It's that he doesn't talk when others speak, and she keeps talking when others sleep, so noisy that people can't sleep, and she feels that she hasn't done anything, and she is particularly disgusted with this kind of person, and she thinks she only thinks about herself.

Personally, I think people who are two-faced and three-faced are the most excessive. One thing in front of you, one thing behind your back, I really don't want to come into contact with this kind of person.

The most over-the-top roommate I've ever seen is a carelessness. Love takes advantage of small advantages. Never think about other people's feelings. Opinionated.

There is really such an excessive, he doesn't like to be clean, he doesn't pay attention to hygiene, and he has a peculiar smell on his body! Everyone often takes a bath, he doesn't wash, and when he can't go, he always asks him to go, he says that he just took a bath, which makes people speechless!

I slept and grinded my teeth and snored every night, and I got up very early the next day, and put **. But he never fetched water, always let others do, and always brought breakfast.

I can't do anything myself.

Also asking others to cook perfectly.

1.Those weird things about my high school roommates.

2.If you really can't get along with your roommates, don't force yourself

Everything will trouble others, just like others must serve him, people who don't know how to think about the collective, self-centered, in short, this kind of person is really excessive, plus living together every day, I really can't stand it.

Stealing your stuff! Don't love hygiene! Pretend to be on good terms with you when I need you, but speak ill of you when I don't need you.

The most over-the-top roommate I've ever seen is my roommate in college. He can go more than ten days without showering, and these use our toiletries without saying hello.

The most excessive roommate is still chatting in the middle of the night, which affects the rest of the people in the dormitory, saying that he still doesn't listen to persuasion and still does it every day.

The most over-the-top roommate I've ever seen is that he never buys groceries, and all his daily necessities are ours.

The most excessive roommates have done a lot of disgusting things, they sometimes don't think about other people's feelings, they are the kind of people who are self-centered.

I woke up one morning and felt something, sticky and wet, and when I looked at it, it was a moldy apple core. That's right, I didn't throw it from the fence before I ate it.

The most excessive thing is to play games at night and turn on the voiceover until two or three o'clock in the morning, and when you are happy to play games, you will knock on the bed, oops, it is really excessive.

Fox smelly, unhygienic littering aunt towels, stealing things, bringing boyfriends to stay in the dormitory, speechless, the world is so big, everyone has it.

The most excesses I've ever seen are taking your stuff in front of you and not telling you. He also bullies you with verbal violence and action violence.

There is really the kind of person who puts needles in other people's towels, and I still don't admit it when I ask who it is, I thought it was just a plot on TV at first, but for the first time I found out that there were also around me.

One of my roommates smoked all day long and never threw away his daily necessities, and the garbage was piled up for three years, and the other followed him to learn, playing songs on the stereo every day until dawn, and he was disgusting.

The most excessive thing I've ever seen is when you're already asleep, turning on the ** loudly, immersing yourself in your own ** world, and ignoring other people.

The kind of person who keeps praising me in front of me, turning around and telling others that I'm not good, the kind of person who has one thing on the surface and one thing behind the other.

The most excessive roommate I've ever seen is that he still drives the McDozen League of Legends in the middle of the night, his clothes are piled up for a long time and he doesn't wash them, the garbage never takes them out, and he always asks others to bring food.

It was a great experience and every day was a lot of fun.

Before the start of college, I was very, very worried about the university life that was coming. Fear of the unknown. The biggest worry is that I will not have a good relationship with my roommates, after all, we have to live together for four years.

It wasn't until the official start of school that I felt that those worries were really redundant. The reason is that we have a special comic person in the dormitory, and it is really easy to get along with the comic person.

When we first arrived at the university dormitory, we quickly integrated into the dormitory for the first night. The atmosphere is extremely harmonious and joyful, and it feels like we are old friends who have known each other for a long time, and we are reunited after the holidays. Such a pleasant relationship has a lot to do with this roommate of mine.

She's really outgoing, and her tease is really infectious. It's very easy to get along with someone who is funny, she doesn't have any scheming, and if she is good to her, she will be good to you.

We've lived together for a year now. There were almost no people in our dorm who had any problems with her. There is a joke floating in the dormitory every day, and it is also full of joy.

We were able to chat every night until midnight. When someone in the dormitory is unhappy, her funny nature always makes people happy. Those who are close to Zhu are red, and those who are close to ink are black.

After living with her for a year, I feel that I have changed a lot. There are still three years ahead, which makes me look forward to it, and I hope that I can learn from her and become a comic like her, who can bring joy to those around me.

Having a playful roommate is really a great experience and will make people feel lucky to meet, so be sure to cherish it.

There is always a junction in our life's journey that we need to stop. And a small part of our lives is spent all about learning. And as we learn, we all go through a group of roommates that we love and hate.

Since I've been a boarder since junior high school, I have a deep impression of the word roommate, and we can all think carefully about what kind of roommates we experienced. In college, it's usually a four-person or six-person dormitory, and we have one or two very funny roommates in each of our dorms. Today we're going to talk about what it's like to have a funny roommate.

We were living in a six-person room, and one of our roommates was a fat guy who was really fat. Do you know? What is it like to have a fat roommate in the dormitory in winter?

Actually, in our winter, we just use our hands to warm his body, and I don't think that's too much. It's always the time when we all take the mat down early, and he can keep his mat going until after the fall. Not only is the appearance funny, but the key is that his speaking style is also very funny, on the night of the first day of the university report, our department chairman came to give us a lecture on the playground and taught us some basic rules, which was stunned and scolded the senior loudly when no one spoke.

It's unlucky. As a result, the senior couldn't say anything, just ended the meeting early. I think the psychological shadow area of this senior is estimated to be incalculable.

Actually, it's really great to have a funny roommate, because he can change your mood from sad to happy. He can also step up when you need help, and the camaraderie between roommates is the deepest.

We always meet a strange roommate in college, so what are these roommates like?

The wonder of this roommate is that he doesn't care about other feelings, just cares about his own feelings, he likes to sing loudly, he can do whatever he wants, at first it will make us think that his character is very funny, but in the end, we found out that his behavior has actually made us feel annoying, but because of the roommate's face, it is not good to say anything, he is the most bizarre roommate I have ever seen in college.