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Anonymous users2024-02-11Version 1: It is said that there is a penguin, and his home is very far from the polar bear's house, and if you rely on it, it will take 20 years to get there. One day, the penguin was very bored at home, and was about to go to play with the polar bear, and he went out, but when he was halfway to the road, he found that he forgot to turn off the gas in his house, which has been gone for 10 years, but the gas still has to be turned off, so the penguin walked home to turn off the gas.
After turning off the gas, the penguin set off again to find the polar bear, which means that it took him 40 years to get to the polar bear ...... their homeThen the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said......"I'm not playing with you!
Version 2: It is said that there is a penguin, and his home is very far from the polar bear's house, and if you rely on it, it will take 20 years to get there. One day, the penguin was very bored at home, and was about to go to play with the polar bear, and he went out, but when he was halfway to the road, he found that he forgot to lock the door, which has been gone for 10 years, but the door still had to be locked, so the penguin walked home again to lock the door.
After locking the door, the penguin set off again to look for the polar bear, which means that it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear ...... their homeThen the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" "As a result, after the polar bear opened the door, guess what he said......"Let's go to your house and play".
Version 3: It says that there is a penguin, and his home is very far from the polar bear's house, and if you rely on it, it will take 20 years to get there. One day, the penguin was very bored at home, and was going to play with the polar bear, and he went out, but when he was halfway to the road, he found that the refrigerator at home had forgotten to turn off, which had been gone for 10 years, but the refrigerator still had to be turned off, so the penguin walked home to close the refrigerator.
After turning off the refrigerator, the penguin set off again to look for the polar bear, which means that it took him 40 years to get to the polar bear ...... their homeThen the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" As a result, the polar bear didn't even open the door this time and shouted outside:
I don't play! Version 4: Say that there is a penguin, his home is very far from the polar bear's house, and if you have to walk, it will take 20 years to get there. One day, the penguin was very bored at home, and was going to play with the polar bear, and he went out, but when he was halfway to the road, he found that the refrigerator at home had forgotten to turn off, which had been gone for 10 years, but the refrigerator still had to be turned off, so the penguin walked home to close the refrigerator.
After turning off the refrigerator, the penguin set off again to look for the polar bear, which means that it took him 40 years to get to the polar bear ...... their homeThen the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, the penguin is here to play with you!" As a result, the polar bear was not there, and the neighbor seal told him that the polar bear had just come home yesterday and said that he had forgotten to turn off the refrigerator.
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