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The father asked his son, "Who will you marry in the future?" The son said: I want to marry my grandmother, she loves me! Dad said: Nonsense, how can you marry my mother? The son said, "You can marry my mother, why can't I marry your mother?"

The classmates climbed the mountain together, and when they reached the top of the mountain, a girl shouted: Motherland, my mother! A boy who had a crush on her immediately shouted: Motherland, my mother-in-law!

The rabbit went fishing, and on the first day he didn't catch it, and on the second day he came back empty-handed, and on the third day he was about to go back, and a fish jumped out of the water and shouted: You fool, use that turnip as bait, and I will flatten you to death.

I suggest you find some slip-of-the-tongue jokes and apply them to the lives of both of you ... It's the most comedic way to it!

For example, when the two of them went to eat, they didn't serve the food for a long time, and yelled at the boss: "Boss, if you don't serve the food, I'll eat the table." "Actually, boss, if you don't serve again, I'll lift the table!

Number 001! ”

A girl stood up: "Report to the teacher, my surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Dekai." ”

Number 002! ”

Report teacher, I am Zhang Dekai's twin brother, my name is Zhang Bukai. Who gave you this name? ”

It's my dad, and he's a tongs seller. The teacher quickly took a sip of water.

Number 003! ”

Report to the teacher, my surname is Ou (this word is pronounced "Ou"), my name is Ou Ye (oh also), this is the name my mother gave me, she said that when she gave birth to me, she happened to break up a computer game. "The teacher's heart is a little uncomfortable.

Number 004! ”

Teacher, my surname is Gou, and my name is Gou Buli. ”

Your dad opened a bun shop, right?! ”

Teacher, you are so smart! "The teacher is already a little unstable.

Number 005! ”

My surname is Kuai (read fast, make the third sound).It's called a cargo. ”

Don't tell me your dad runs a warehouse. ”

Teacher, you're so old-fashioned, my dad is a pimp. "Blood was oozing from the corners of the teacher's mouth.

Number 006! ”

Teacher, you die! What? What did you say?! ”

I mean my surname is Ni, and I tell Ni to go to the temple. My mom is a Buddhist, my name is interesting, right? ”

Interesting, interesting. "The teacher was about to cry.

Number 007! ”

Teacher, next time. Why say it next time, you say it now! ”

Not really! Teacher, my surname is Xia, my name is Xia Huishuo, and my father is a storyteller. "The teacher already felt that the world was spinning.

Number 008! ”

My surname is Mei, and my name is Mei Conscience. ”

Number 009! ”

My surname is Wu and my name is Wu Qing. ”

Number 010! ”

My surname is Mao, and my name is Mao Rongrong. ”…

The teacher looked up to the sky and roared, "Oh my God, what kind of students I met!" The teacher spurted blood from his mouth and fell to the ground.

Let's talk about one: Crayon Shin-chan has a puppy, what is it called? It's called Xiaobai, so, what are the two Xiaobai called?

Answer: White Rabbit (two).

A certain class issued a paper for the exam, and a girl in the back did not have a paper, and neither did her table mate (male). At this time, a photo came from the side. The girl shouted excitedly

I have, I have! The boy at the same table hurriedly grabbed it: "It's mine!"

It's mine! ”

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming what 1 1 is? Xiao Ming said he didn't know, and the teacher said to go home and ask your family.

So Xiao Ming came home, he first went to ask his mother, his mother was playing mahjong, Xiao Ming said 1 1 is equal to what? said: TM, Dongfang Hu.

He went to ask his father, his father was reading the newspaper, and Xiao Ming said what is 1 1? His dad said, "***."

He went to ask his brother, his brother had just come back from work, and Xiao Ming said what is 1 1? His brother just took out the ice soda from the refrigerator, took a sip and said, "It's so refreshing."

He went to ask his sister, who was calling her boyfriend and said, "Dear baby, I have something to do today and another day."

He went to school, and the teacher asked Xiao Ming: What is 1 1? Xiao Ming said:

TM's, Dongfang Hu. The teacher said, "Who said that?"

Xiao Ming said:The teacher slapped Xiao Ming twice, and Xiao Ming said

It's so cool. The teacher said, "Xiao Ming, follow me to the principal's office and see what the principal says."

Xiao Ming said while doing flying kisses: Dear baby, there is something to do today for another day.

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The water said, "Let me embrace you day and night, and never leave you for a moment!" The fish said, "Let me lie in your gentle arms and enjoy your care!" The pot said, "It's almost cooked, and you're still so poor!" “