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26 letters of English to travel to Mars; Halfway through ABC was unwell and returned to Earth, how many letters are there on Mars? Answer: Why is '20'?

Because ABC sits UFO back to Earth.

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1.A woman took a counterfeit bill to buy breakfast, and the vendor was annoyed, and said very seriously: Sister, you can give the counterfeit banknote, at least it is printed, your banknote is actually painted!

2.Even if you take 10,000 steps back, you can draw a ten-dollar or five-dollar one, right? You gave the painting back seven pieces!

3.Seven pieces are seven pieces, not to mention, at least you have to draw color, you actually use a pencil to draw! Forget it, I'll put up with it! Black and white is black and white!

4.You can't draw it with hand-paper! The feel is too bad. Even if it's a piece of paper, I admit it!

5.You have to use scissors to cut the edges, this one is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated. Okay, I don't want to talk about the raw edges.

6.But you also tear a rectangle! This triangle is too much to say!

A ghost farted and later died, in fact, this is a story that is scary at the beginning, a little funny in the middle, and has a very tragic ending, haha.

Hey, may I ask, is your coffin clamshell or sliding lid!

1. Fishing.

On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing in the river and caught nothing, so he went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing in the river again, but still found nothing, so he went home again.

On the third day, as soon as the little white rabbit arrived at the river, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit: "If you dare to use radish as bait again, Lao Tzu will slap you to death." ”

2. There was a traffic accident on a street, many people were watching, and the reporter couldn't squeeze in, so he had an idea and shouted: "I am the son of the injured, please let me!" The onlookers quickly got out of the way, and the reporter finally squeezed in, and when he saw it, he almost fainted, and it was a donkey that was crushed to death.

I blinked. The believer then asked, "What about a billion dollars?"

Oh merciful God, then please give me a hair. God said, "No problem, I'll give it to you in the blink of an eye."

4. Military training. There was a class of military training, and the instructors spoke in dialects. So at one point, the instructor said, "One group shoots, two groups drop bombs, and I'll show you how." But the classmates listened: "One group kills chickens, the second group steals eggs, and I will make porridge for you." ”

In a lively bazaar, a fish seller shouted, "Fresh fish! At this time, a bubble gum seller immediately shouted:

Bubble gum! The fish seller listened and said to the candy seller, "Hey, why do you say that my fish is in the soup?"

The more noisy they became, the more fierce they became. At this moment, a bean sprout seller shouted again: "Bean sprouts!

A vigilante came up to him and asked, "Who else is arguing with them?" It just so happened that an avocado seller shouted

Avocals! (There is me)" The sheriff said, "That's good."

Don't mind me saying that.

In fact, if you try to put a joke into the classroom, it will seem a little unnatural, you can change the atmosphere and humor according to the situation at the time, so that you can reflect your humor and kindness very well.

A geography teacher asks a student: Where does the river flow?

One of the students stood up and sang, "The river flows eastward."

The teacher ignored him and continued: How many stars are there in the sky?

The classmate sang again: The stars in the sky are in the Beidou.

The teacher was angry: You get out of here.

Student: Let's go.

Teacher: Are you sick?

Student: You have it, I have it all.

Teacher: Try again.

Student: When the road is uneven, I roared.

Teacher: Believe it or not?

Student: Shoot when it's time to strike.

Teacher: I'm going to ask you to drop out of school.

Student: It's all over Kyushu.