Laugh a little bit laugh low cold jokes

Gaps between classes.

My teacher has a small piece, and I have two classes today.

When I entered the first classroom, I saw the gorgeous writing on the blackboard: There are 30 days left until the final exam.

When I went to the second class, I found that there were big words written on the blackboard: There are still 4 days until the end of the world.

I felt it on the spot, this is the gap!

A match itched, so I scratched my head a few times, and it burned to death...

Xiao Ming caught a sore foot when he was walking, and when he raised his foot, he stepped on a lemon.

There was a patient who went to the hospital**, and the doctor gave him an intravenous drip, and he looked at the drip and laughed, and looked and laughed. A person next to him thought it was strange and asked him, why are you smiling... He said, "I'm laughing... Laugh low).

Still have a bad joke in the summer? **Selling?

Customer service is actually the main cause of constipation, because they often say to users: sorry for the inconvenience

I'm here to get your 5 points, give it to me, thank you!!

To have one, to be cold Walking alone Gabel Dead Why is the sea blue and the rest is the feet Stars. Moon. Which one of the sun is dumb? Stars, because: there are in Lu Binghua's song.

1. Yesterday I dreamed that God said that it could fulfill one of my wishes, I took out the globe and said that I wanted world peace, he said it was too difficult to change it, I took out your ** and said that I wanted this person to be beautiful, he pondered for a while and said that I will take a look at the globe.

2. A woman is ugly, can't get married, and hopes to be trafficked. finally made his dream come true, but he couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent it back, she resolutely did not get out of the car, and the kidnappers gritted their teeth and stomped their feet: go, the car is gone.

Years ago, Dad hugged you and waited for the car, and everyone laughed at the child's ugly looks, and Dad cried. An old man selling bananas patted his father and said, "Big brother, don't cry, take a banana and give it to the monkey to eat!" It's pitiful, the hungry are hairless. ”

4. On the plane, a parrot said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water", and the pig also learned from the parrot and said to the flight attendant: "Give me a glass of water", the flight attendant was furious and threw the parrot and the pig off the plane. Then the parrot said to the pig, "Be stupid, you can fly." ”

5. There was an old farmer hoeing in the field, and a crow flew by, pulled shit and fell on the old farmer's face, and the old farmer raised his head and scolded: "Rely on your mother!" I don't know how to wear a pair of pants when I go out! The raven said, "Damn! You're and wearing pants! ”

A student, the first to last grade every year, often fights with others, according to the leader's requirements, the teacher wants to give the student a better final comment, how to write it? Violent reply: The student's grades are stable and his hands-on ability is strong.

When a person is hospitalized in the hospital, the doctor gives him a drip, and then he laughs all the time, and the doctor asks him why he laughs, and he says I laugh a drip

Laughing drips: Laughing at the drip of rock infusion.

Low laughter: It means that he is easy to laugh and slippery when he loses his money.

There is a boiling point, a melting point, and of course, a laughing point.

Low laugh Super speechless cold joke!

If you laugh low, you laugh easily.

Laugh low (laugh drip).

Meaning homonym Understood?

To say that a person has a low laugh is to say that this person is particularly easy to be amused, and maybe what others don't think is funny will be very funny in his place, and he will laugh non-stop.

If you have a high laugh, it's not easy to make her laugh.

There is also a crying point.

To say that a person cries low means that this person is particularly easy to cry, and many small things that are not worth it are worth crying in his eyes. That's what it means to cry low.

It's this joke, it's this guy who sees a doctor, he laughs low, he laughs at anything.

。。。It's your low laugh.

Meaning: You'll laugh at something small. Make the people around you not understand.

Laughing drips: Laughing at the drips of infusions.

Low laugh: It means that he laughs easily.

I laugh (low).

Let's just say that he laughs low...

Losing your temper because of a trivial matter is really relieving.

One day, a penguin went swimming, but when he got to the water's edge, he regretted it and went home, and when he got home, his parents asked him why he didn't go into the water, and he only heard him say quietly: "It's so cold."

1.An outsider took a 50 yuan ticket and dangled it in front of the conductor: Have you seen it? Have you seen it ? ...

The one who bought the ticket was stupid, so he simply took out a 100 show and said: Have you seen it?

In the end, I figured out that the person wanted to go to "Jianguomen!" ”

2.One day before getting on the bus, a certain gentleman folded a thick stack of paper and put it in the envelope, and found that the envelope was stolen after getting off the bus. The next day, not long after a certain gentleman got in the car, he felt that there was a hard object on his waist, and when he touched it, he saw that it was the envelope from yesterday, and the envelope read:

Please don't make such jokes and affect the normal work, thank you!

3.While the bus was waiting for the red light, a man shouted, "Driver, open the door, I want to get off."

Is this a stop sign? The driver said angrily.

Just because this is not a stop sign, I'm going to tell you. “

The driver was speechless.

A: "Tell me a tragedy, will?"

B: "The man finished getting ligated, and his wife had a miscarriage." ”

A: "Is there anything more tragic"?

B: "The man is ligated, and his wife is pregnant."

Three children were playing at home, and one said, "I'm a dad."

One says "I'm a mother".

The last one thought for a long time and said, "Take me as a junior!" ”

1. Two friends A and B recruited a taxi.

A asked, "How much does it cost to go to ** park?" ”

Driver: "10 yuan." ”

A asked, "What about going with your friends?" ”

Driver: "10 yuan." ”

A said to B, "I told you long ago that you are worthless. ”

2. A stingy rich man wanted to ask a painter to paint a portrait of himself, but refused to pay the painter. The artist painted a portrait of his back.

When the rich man saw the portrait, he was surprised and said, "The portraits are all faces, how can you draw my back?" ”

The painter said: "If the portrait refuses to spend money, does it still have a face to see people?" ”

3. An old man took a bus to the hospital because of otitis media.

On the way, a young man next to the old man smelled a strange smell and scolded: "Why do your old man's ears smell so bad?" ”

The old man said, "Because it listens to swearing." ”

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The two shell mantis discuss the welfare lottery, and the nail shell mantis: If I win the jackpot, I will buy all the toilets within a radius of 50 miles, and eat enough every day!

B shell mantis: You are too vulgar! If I win the jackpot, I will buy a living person and eat fresh food every day!

A stag that he ran faster and faster and turned into a highway.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost who farted and died.

Why does Superman always wear tights? Because it's important to save people.

Q: Where is my phone often turned off?

A: Ningbo. Because: The mobile phone you dialed (Ningbo) has been turned off.