What s the hottest boss you ve ever met?

Everyone took a stack of flyers home to hand them out when they got off work, and when they went to work in the morning, they also handed out flyers on the way to work. Moreover, the boss also specially set up a group for this purpose, and the process of distributing leaflets had to be transmitted to the group and subject to his supervision. This is all free labor outside of work, saving publicity costs.

I once visited a software company with a scale of about 100 people, I won't say the name, their graphic designers and front-end engineers used the display screen is still more than ten years ago, and the hair color has been obviously yellowed The old 17-inch LCD screen. I asked the artists there privately: the color temperature of your designers here seems to be slightly low.

Hehe, can the broken computer eliminated by the Internet café be so good that it can be **? Internet cafe? Wait a minute...

I have the impression that there have been no Internet cafes in the past ten years, and the 17-inch display is still used.

In the past, the rent of the company's factory dragged people for a year, and they cut off the water and electricity on Friday night. More than 200 operators live in the factory, and all the pits of the seven toilets are filled with ...... on Saturdays and SundaysOn Monday morning, the water did not come, and the boss got angry with the uncle in charge of logistics after work, and the logistics uncle had to pull the three cleaning aunts to clean up those ......I was working as an HR worker at the time, and I still remember the expressions on the faces of several cleaning aunties when they came to me to settle their salaries that day.

In a company in Shenzhen. The project is outside, and the company headquarters mails mooncakes to the project during the Mid-Autumn Festival. At first I thought it was one box per person, then I only received two boxes.

After asking, I found out that there was one person at a time. You think this is the most powerful? No, no, no.

There are 7 people on the project, 4 mooncakes per box, and we are still joking that there is another person who can get two, Mei Zizi Open the box, a box of 4, a box of 3.

A company's annual meeting**, set up non-5 awards:

First Prize: Go home 6 days early for the Spring Festival.

Second Prize: Go home 5 days early for the Spring Festival.

Third Prize: Go home 3 days early for the Spring Festival.

Fourth prize: Go home 1 day early for the Spring Festival.

Fifth prize: overtime during the Spring Festival, with overtime pay.

However, the odds of winning the 4th and 5th prizes are relatively high, haha.

This is the biggest prize in the universe! Haha, I really convinced the bosses' creativity and subverted Lao Wang's perception of the annual meeting awards.

The boss said that some of the functions of our webapp need to be changed to native, and we need to recruit an Android programmer, and asked me how much money is generally appropriate, and I said that you will give a 15k for more than three years. Then, the next day, the boss handed me a copy of "Twenty-one Days of Mastering Android Development", and patted me on the shoulder and said, study hard, I am very optimistic about you.

Once when I went to eat Guilin rice noodles, when I sandwiched meat, the boss shook his hand and only gave me a little bit of meat!

The air conditioner broke down a few days after the summer, and the reason why I found someone to see it was because the quality of the electric switch was not good, and I couldn't bring such a high-power air conditioner. The master said that it would be good to spend 200 to change the electric switch, but the boss insisted on not repairing it. Then he said to everyone:

Summer is over quickly, so it's good for everyone to bear with it. ”

Brother and sister's company, a training and tutoring institution for primary and secondary school students. Just a few days ago, on Women's Day, three strawberries were distributed to each person. Yes, every!

Person! Three! Pieces!

Grass! Moss! The younger siblings also said that in the end, it was not enough, there was one missing, and the boss was righteous and awe-inspiring:

I'm going to eat this at a loss! Be sure to make sure that all sisters and comrades have three each! I'm sorry, I'm blushing.

The leader of the former unit, the room temperature is less than 32 degrees in the summer, the air conditioner is not allowed, our office is still a cubicle, impermeable, working in the summer is simply torment, female colleagues do not need to wear makeup at all, otherwise the heat is even more terrible to sweat.

The company doesn't even buy toilet paper (I used to buy it when I had purchases, but then the proprietress came and didn't buy it);

Your salary is a little less, but you've learned something from me that you can't learn anywhere else!

Mid-Autumn Festival mooncakes are not physical objects, they are drawn on greeting cards, not paper greeting cards, but email e-cards. It is not to wish employees a happy Mid-Autumn Festival, but the company has prepared a greeting card template for you, so that you can give it to customers or businessmen.

The Lantern Festival does not send rice balls, it is cooked directly in the unit, each person is divided into four, put it in a disposable paper cup, and you can also get half a cup of soup.

Coordinates Nanning: The administrative staff applied to buy a rubber sassafras, and the boss said that he didn't need to buy it, and went to the office to find it: the company's broom and mop are the worst I have ever seen.

Last year, I was working as HR in a production-oriented enterprise, and I gave benefits during the Mid-Autumn Festival, and asked the boss for a budget, so we asked for a budget, so we picked a few moon cakes at various prices and gave them to the leaders. In the end, the leader passed all kinds of gift boxes and all kinds of expensive ones, and picked a simple moon cake in a cake shop, which was packed in four pounds in that transparent plastic box. Two catties per person, more than 20 yuan.

You can take two mooncakes with one hand. We thought it would be too shabby, so we wanted to order some small bags printed with the company's logo on the Internet, and then write some blessings, ** only about one dollar, which showed that the company was sincere. As a result, when I went to approve the money, I was scolded by the leader, saying that what is the use of asking for a bag, and the functional department will take it home with it, and if the workers use the bag, the company will not have a lot of bags?

The bag he said was the cloth bag left over from the previous company's exhibition, which was very big and ugly, and everyone imagined the gray cloth bag used by the exhibitors when they distributed promotional materials. And the two small tubes of moon cakes occupy a corner inside, so dangling and carrying ......Just thinking about it makes me think it's beautiful.

In short, we don't know what the leader thinks, and we can only do it, but fortunately, the moon cakes sent by people later came with a plastic bag, although it is also very low, but at least it is matched, and it also saves the company a batch of cloth bags, I feel great!

Later, the leader intentionally or unintentionally revealed that he was not satisfied with the Mid-Autumn Festival benefits, which were not as good as last year. The work is not done, then it has to be changed, I inquired only to know that the company's moon cakes last year were bought by themselves to find a small workshop, and a person was sent to keep an eye on the whole process of making them, so as not to be stolen to change the materials. According to her, the mooncake was delicious and healthy, and according to other colleagues, the mooncake was super hard, and she didn't eat it when she took it home, so she used it to pad the table.

Sometimes I really feel that I am not tall enough to understand the boss.!