What are some clips in film and television dramas that make you laugh out of your abs?

The movies starred and directed by Stephen Chow are all comedies, and comedies are known for their wonderful lines, so many of Xingye's classic movies have left classic lines. There is another sentence that impresses me, that is, the sentence in "The Legend of Deer and Ding", "My admiration for you is really like a surging river, endless, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control." ”

Don't think I'm not going to beat you if you're handsome. Taken from "Kung Fu". It is about a hopeless bewitcher who gradually understands the true meaning of kung fu in the struggle between the two factions, and eradicates the evil forces.

In today's society that worships appearance, handsomeness is not omnipotent, and having ability and talent is king.

There are two kinds of funny, one is subtle humor, and the other is outright. High-end such as Chaplin Bean Don't talk about it, let's talk about, pee and fart, and the first to recommend "A Million Ways to Die in the West".

When I was in high school, I watched "Detective Bald 3" with my roommates in the dormitory, so every time I took a shower, the soap fell to the ground. I will remember that winter night when my roommate hugged me and watched this movie together.

The easily overlooked highlights in "Charlotte's Troubles" run through the soul of the whole movie - Mr. Wang. Qiuya's wedding is surrounded by a group of students who have not seen him for many years, and it is a scene full of peach and plums, but he recognizes students by relying on the gifts they give him. The image of an unvirtuous teacher who likes to accept gifts from parents jumps out.

Needless to say, classics such as Stephen Chow's, a lot of them are funny.

But what I just thought of was a Du Wenze's "Human Comedy" I watched when I was in high school, and the funniest part in my impression was that after he was rescued by Wang Zulan, Wang Zulan wanted to know his story, and then he began to make it up. His story is interspersed with many titles, and I don't seem to have seen a similar plot in other movies or TV series. I don't have much impression of the whole show, so this is the funniest episode.

The movie "Mermaid" in which the article plays the policeman who can't hold back his laughter.

There is a line in the movie clip, which is as follows, Police: Mr. Liu, hello. Is there anything we can do to help you?

Liu Xuan: What I want to say, don't be afraid.

Police: We are police, and we will not be afraid. You please.

Liu Xuan: I was kidnapped by a mermaid just now.

Police: Who is the mermaid?

Liu Xuan: It's not any one, it's a mermaid who is half human and half fish.

It's not left and right, it's up and down.

Police: Female. Liu Xuan: Mermaid, have you watched the movie? It's the kind of half-human, half-fish mermaid with long hair and good body, you know?

Police: Understood, you continue.

Liu Xuan: She pursued me frantically, saying that I was very handsome, who doesn't know? Then they kidnapped me, and it was all mermaids and octopus in the area of Qingluo Bay.

The octopus, as long as the tentacles, wraps itself directly around it. Shanshan picked up the knife, and then directly picked up the knife and dropped it, and then I jumped into the sea, I was like a human...What are you laughing at?

Police: I remember something happy about.

Liu Xuan: What's the joy of?

Police: My wife has given birth.

Liu Xuan: What are you laughing at?

Police: My wife also gave birth.

Liu Xuan: Your wife is the same person?

Police: Yes...Right.

Police: No, they were born on the same day.

Liu Xuan: Again, I'm not kidding.

Police: Yes...Right.

Police: Let's get down to business, that...Is this mermaid you just said pretty?

Liu Xuan: It's not a question of whether she's beautiful or not. She's really that kind of....The kind that is rare.

"Mermaid" is a romantic comedy produced by China Film Co., Ltd. ****, Xinghui Overseas ****, etc., directed and written by Stephen Chow, starring Deng Chao, Luo Zhixiang, Zhang Yuqi, and Lin Yun.

Length. 93 minutes.

Release time. February 8, 2016.

Flying in the life of the driver's license to learn to drive.

Many people praised the big man: "Fortunately, your brother is smart, why didn't we expect Wan Zhenshan to send someone to copy the numbers?" If it weren't for your brother, everyone would have waited by the city stove for three days and three nights, but Wan Zhenshan would have already hidden the treasure.

The big man was very proud and said, "This sour Xiuyin is sneaky, I expected him to do something that was not good."

Of course, it's "The Story of God Hunger and Infiltrating Deer and Ding", in other words, Stephen Chow specially picked "The Story of Deer and Ding" to shoot his costume comedy film, and You Zhi also filmed two of them, because the Deer and Ding Ji originally had a strong funny style, and the limb posture that impressed me the most was the sentence "A little monk is talking nonsense, and the two old monks echo it, but it seems that he and Geldan are deliberately unable to get along." ”

Abbot Hao Cong said: "The words of the junior brother Sun Zhen, the Zen machine is profound, admired, and Yu La admired. The world is rewarded with karma, and there must be an effect. If you do something evil, you will have evil consequences. It is worthless, and there is no good or evil, and it is much better than indebtedness to innumerable debts.

I just hope that I can win another game as soon as possible, and if I win two battles in the three battles, I can take Ying Ying down the mountain calmly, and the master of Fang Zheng on the side will withdraw from the apse, and he will rush down the mountain to meet Ying Ying.

Jin Yong has also written plots such as Yang Guo, Ling Hu Chong, Peach Valley Six Immortals, etc., but compared with Wei Xiaobao, Yang Guo is too routine and has no connotation.