I m bored, I m bored, who s going to make me happy?

Find someone who can make you happy.

The boy took his girlfriend for a walk and passed by a restaurant. The girlfriend exclaimed: "It's so fragrant! The shy boy said gentlemanly, "If you like it, let's walk in front of the restaurant again."

Of course, the people who love you and care about you can give you happiness and make you happy!

As long as you're willing to talk.

It will make you happy.

When I was a freshman in high school, I didn't know whose cup was soaked in toilet paper. Everyone was disgusted when they saw it, and no one cared about the cup and put him on the windowsill. After a long time, it turns yellow.

One afternoon, a day student went to our dorm room to get water to drink after playing football. As soon as I entered the door, I saw the glass of toilet paper-soaked water. Pick it up and ask:

Whose chrysanthemum tea? "Before we could say no, he drank it all in one go, including the soaked rotten toilet paper, of course. After drinking, he pursed his lips and said:

It's quite sweet" and ran away. As soon as he walked out of the dormitory, we couldn't help it and had fun for days. He still doesn't know it!

A brother went to the toilet, but he mistakenly entered the women's toilet, and after entering, he found that there was no urinal, which felt wrong, but fortunately there was no in the women's toilet.

Someone. He walked out as if nothing had happened. When he was opening the door, he met a mm coming in, and the mm took a look at him, his face was red, his head was lowered, and he turned around and went to the men's toilet.

One day there were too many people on the bus, it was very hot, it was very stuffy, and I don't know who had a fart, and now the environment was even worse. My friend couldn't stand it, and he didn't know who it was, so he couldn't help it. It just so happened that the conductor was asking:

Who didn't buy a ticket? My friend suddenly had a plan and shouted, "The fart didn't buy a ticket!"

Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket in her hand, said loudly, "I have already bought the ticket!" “

A beautiful woman got on the bus, and a man got up and gave her a seat. Who knew that the beautiful woman took out a tissue and wiped it again and again, before sitting down. Suddenly, there was a loud fart.

The man said, "Miss, you are really hygienic!" Blow it after wiping! ”

In fact, everyone, including you and me, will inevitably have boring times, to really get rid of the troubles of boredom and rediscover the excitement of life, you can take the following suggestions:

1. Do what you like to do, do what you are good at, regain the joy of success, regain lost confidence, and find forward momentum and direction;

2. When the heart is tired, people will rest when they are troubled, let the soul travel, you can climb the mountain, see the sea, feel the magnificent scenery, embrace nature, and integrate into nature;

3. You can do some of your favorite sports to vent, and the world cover recommends running, walking and basketball. Running can exercise the body, exercise and improve people's will and endurance; Walking can make people relax and relax; Basketball can make people learn to cooperate, enhance team awareness and collective concept;

4. You can find a close friend to get together, have a few drinks, confide in friends, and let the warm friendship dispel your inner boredom, depression and loneliness;

5. Chat more with family members, or search for ants to fight, strengthen communication, enhance feelings, and tell your family that I love them;

6. Find a soulmate, let love sublimate your emotions, embellish your life, and illuminate your soul; m

7. If there are any troubles that are inconvenient to talk to friends and family members, you can chat with strangers on the Internet, confide in them, and find new friends;

1. One day the hen flew up to the roof, and the owner said angrily: "If you come down, if you don't come down again, I will slaughter all the roosters here, so that you might as well die." The hen laughed and said, "Finally we can go to the ducks...

2. The elder brother said: I bought a cup with "I want to raise my salary" printed on it, and I have to put these words at the boss every time I have a meeting. Finally, one day, the boss also bought a cup with the words "Get out"!

3. The manager said: From today onwards, your monthly salary will increase to 5,000 yuan!

The employee said: yes, long live the manager! Manager, is it because the company's efficiency is good?

The manager said: No, because today is April Fool's Day!

4. When I met a person at the station who asked for food, he held a piece of paper in his hand and wrote: I am a deaf and mute person, please give me a little charity. I suspected he was **, so I said:

Sorry, I don't know how to read. Then he spoke: "Brother, my wallet has been ripped off and I have no money to buy a ticket home, you can lend me some money."

I was surprised: aren't you deaf and dumb? He was also surprised:

Don't you know how to read?

5. Visiting a friend's Q-space today, the result is a problem, so you can enter. The question is 'is whether the bat is a bird or a beast'. One thought is a multiple-choice question.

Choose 1 out of 2, I'll answer the bird first, wrong. I chose the beast, but it turned out to be wrong. nnd I don't believe it anymore, I baidu me.

The answer was 'mammals'. The result is still wrong. Directly filled in a 'beast'.

As a result, he collapsed on the spot and went in.

6. The Qingming Festival is here, last night I went downstairs with my family to burn paper money to pay tribute to my ancestors, leaving my sister to take care of the family. As soon as I came back, my sister said to me, "Brother, a few people just talked to you on the Internet, and I replied to you for you!"

I was curious to take a look at the message log, and the result... Oh my God, my sister actually replied to me: I'm sorry, my brother is gone, unless I go to help him burn paper, he can't come up and talk to you...

7. A: Sister, if someone lied to you on April Fool's Day, how long will you forgive him?

B: Forgiveness is God's business, and my task is to send him to God.

8, the uncle asked Xiao Lori for directions: How to go to the Public Security Bureau?

Little Lori looked at the uncle twice and asked: Do you want to walk or take a car?

Can I get there by car? That's a car ride, of course! ”

So, little Lori handed the wallet in her arms to the uncle: You take this well. After the uncle took the wallet, the little Lori immediately shouted: Robbed! Ten minutes later, the uncle left the scene in a public security bureau escort car.

In a crowded supermarket, a customer buys a whole bunch of things. The salesperson handed the shopping bag to the customer after loading his things, when the bottom of the bag suddenly leaked, and the contents fell all over the floor, and the customer complained. The salesman explained:

These shopping bags are not as sturdy as they used to be. In the past, shopping bags were leaked after people walked out of the supermarket! ”

One day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming 1+1=? Xiao Ming said, "I don't know."

When I went home, Xiao Ming asked my mother, my mother was playing mahjong, and said 20,000! Xiao Ming asked his father, who was watching TV, and said, It's Ultraman! Xiao Ming went to ask his sister again, and her sister was replying to her boyfriend's text message, and she couldn't help but read it:

Oh dear, see you later"! On the second day, the teacher asked Xiao Ming: 1+1=?

Xiao Ming said, "Twenty thousand! "The teacher asked, who told you? Xiao Ming replied

It's Ultraman! The teacher was mad and said, "Come to my office after class!"

Xiao Ming said: Oh, dear, I'll see you later! ”

Why amuse you.

.[Scene 1].

Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy A: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Naturally, A stretched out two fingers and took ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 2] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

B heard A's situation, so he carefully took the fries with the palm of his hand.

Teacher: Don't you dip some ketchup?

B accidentally dipped too much, so he immediately flicked the ...... with his fingersTeacher: You are very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 3] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck, okay, eat a piece of fries.

cBecause of the previous two examples, I ate the fries very carefully and sweating.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

c. After taking the french fries, he put his hand on his ear ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 4] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy D: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

d finished his fries in horror.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

D carefully put the fries in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

d hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his feetTeacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 5] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy E: Don't suck, Teacher: Very good, let's eat a french fries.

E had just taken the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

E hurriedly passed the fries with both hands, then took out the lighter ......

Teacher: Don't suck? Ask your parents to come and ......

Scene 6] Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy F: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good, let's eat a piece of fries.

f Eat it in horror.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here!

f His palms were sweaty, but he still calmly bowed his head and said, "Hello principal!

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

F pulled out the fries: No, it's still here, the fire hasn't even been lit yet, ......[Scene 7].

Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy G: Promise God that you will never suck.

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

G is very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

g (get carried away): Greater China ......

Scene 8] Teacher: Let's eat a french fries.

Boy N: Thanks, no.

Teacher: ......2

Lovers who have been in love for 7 years If I love you, will you love me the same The result is ...To be continued).

1. The one-dollar bill met the hundred-dollar bill, and the one-dollar bill said to the hundred-dollar bill: Brother, I haven't seen you for a long time, what are you busy with?

The hundred-dollar bill said proudly: "I'm very busy now, running everywhere, first restaurants, then casinos, amusement parks, and racetracks, that's all kinds of busy." ”

The one-dollar bill sighed and said, "I've been to a lot of places, but these places are all the same, nothing more than a donation box."

Donation boxes, donation boxes. ”

2. One day my disgusting mother cried with disgust and sadness, I asked him what was wrong, and he said that he was disgusted to death.

3. Teacher: "Your ** is plagiarized, right?" ”

Student: "If you don't dare next time, you can spare me this time." ”

Teacher: "I wrote this article 6 years ago. ”

Student: "Huh?! I'm sorry, teacher, I didn't ...... beforehand”

Teacher: "Still, I decided to give you 'excellent'." ”

Student: "Thank you, teacher, but why?" ”

Teacher: "At that time, my tutor only gave me a 'pass', but I always thought that my ** should be 'excellent'. ”

4. "They are all taught by the same teacher, why do some students do well in the test, and some students are very poor?" Yes! ”

The head teacher lectured again after the big exam. The class was speechless, when a voice sounded from the corner: "Because the invigilator is different." ”

5. Before graduation, students give small gifts to teachers to express their gratitude. Charlie's dad was a wine seller, and he brought a large box, and when the teacher saw that the box was leaking, he dipped a drop in his finger and put it in his mouth to taste it. Teacher: ......

Champagne? Charlie: "No.

Brandy? "It's not. Finally, the teacher said:

I don't taste it, what do you say you brought? Charlie whispered, "A puppy!

6. A boastfully said to classmate B: "A girl in my class gave me a cup, 'cup' is homophonic to 'life', and she means to be good friends with me for life." ”

B was immediately overjoyed: "Then our Banbanhua also gave me a set of tea sets, with eight cups, does this mean that I want to be friends with me for generations?" ”

A said: "How can it be, she means that a friend like you has really fallen for eight lifetimes!" ”

7. An international student Chinese difficult and went to visit Mr. Chinese's house one day and chatted about his daily routine.

International student: Teacher, how many children do you have?

Teacher: 1.

International students: 7?

Teacher: It's not seven, it's one.

International students: 11, that's a lot!

Teacher: Not 11, but 1.

International students: 21 more?

Teacher (fainted): It's not 21, it's 1.

International Students: Oh, 91.

Teacher: ......8. One day, A, B and C went out on an outing, A caught a cold, and when it was time to go to bed at night, A slept in the middle, B and C slept on both sides, A kept sneezing in the middle, and the whole face of B and C was full of snot. B said, "Next time, you will also let me know!"

After a while, A said, "Attention... Hearing the sound, B C hurriedly hid in the quilt, and it was airtight, but who knew that A had a fart 、、、

Two cows grazing. One of them said; "With the recent epidemic of mad cow disease, we can't get infected, right? The other end said; "No, we're kangaroos.

"Master, don't you ever drink? Sin, sin. Don't you drink alcohol before you become a monk?

Sin, sin. I don't understand, how can drinking alcohol before leaving home be considered a sin? You don't have any understanding at all, how many times have you been drunk.

The students interviewed a large company, and admitted two people, about fifty or sixty people to apply. The question is: Let the examiner remember himself in the shortest possible time. My classmate didn't say a word and gave the examiner a mouthful, so he turned around and ran away. The next day he was told to go to work. He thought about it for a long time and gave up.