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Super funny campus cross talk "Worried about the exam".
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Well, if you want to have lines, it's a little difficult, so you can only listen to them and type them at the same time, because the lines are not available on the Internet.
Trust me, there really isn't!
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Then the two eyes at the table were very stunned, and they didn't say anything, and they wouldn't let him peek at the next exam, and then his score would naturally come down.
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"Hanging Intestine Grass" Lei Shuyan.
It is said that there is a type of grass called the hanging intestine grass. Not knowing its shape. Not knowing its color.
I don't know what it tastes like, I don't know what season it blooms. It is said that it is grass that hurts other people. People who see it will have the tragedy of parting, so people call it parting grass again.
I don't know if there is such a grass that can convey people's sorrow and hint at the gloom of parting? I think there may be. It must have sprouted in the season of bitter rain, bloomed in the sun, and fallen leaves in the morning when the wind was cold.
I think the flower must be like catkins, it must be like a dandelion, flying in the wind; Looking for the parting, falling on their sobbing, trembling shoulders. The fallen leaves will be red, like acacia seeds, like maple leaves, and all that stains it is blood from people's eyes. I think there must be a kind of grass called the parting grass, the grass of the hanging intestines at that time.
Where is there no parting? When is there no parting? Life is like duckweed, facing east and twilight, how can it be gathered together forever?
I think there must be a grass that hurts and partes. You don't have to ask about its color, you don't have to ask about its taste, you don't have to ask about the season it blooms.
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Correction: The counterpart comedy "Exam" is the work of Zhang Baoxue, a member of the Quyi Artists Association (Quyi Writer) of Hebei Province and Cangzhou City, and was sent to the Chinese Crosstalk Network by his colleagues in 2013. If someone performs, you need your consent!
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Through imagination, think hard, after all, cross talk is made up by people
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