I urgently need the lines of Zhao Benshan s sketch My Wife , thank you 5

Classic lines of the sketch "Wife":

1, "gentle and virtuous" "Aunt Zhang goes", "Strong body", "Aunt Li goes", "The key is to be very beautiful", "Help me up".

2. "The higher the appearance, the greater the responsibility".

3. "He is my wife, and my neighborhood has to move".

4. "Just like him, he still takes his daughter-in-law and takes a courier, and no one may give it to him." ”

5. "What's wrong with me like this, I was called back then."'Northeast Little Fly'”"Look at you like this, like half, Xiang"

6. "No, there are flaws (xia) defects (chi)".

7. "I saved you, you married me." Why do you take revenge?"

8. "My mother disagrees. Hey, let's elope", "Hey, let's elope".

9. "My husband is so young and my son is so old, is it okay for me to lose my memory".

10, "Ma Ma Ma Ma" "I gave birth to a baboon".

11. "My son learns like his father, and he must learn to use wisdom", "Yes, your father is smart, when he was a child, he was afraid that the cow would be lost", "I tied the cow to me", "As a result, the cow was lost with you".

12. "The ancients: The wife belongs to the wife, don't be together." ”

13, "Daughter-in-law, I'm just a wreck", "It's okay, you are too".

14. "What yours and mine, even you are mine".

15. Lying is to be struck by lightning!

Extended reading:

The classic lines of the 2017 CCTV Spring Festival Gala "Wife" sketch appeared frequently, calling for attention to the issue of pension. The 2017 Spring Festival Gala sketch "Wife" tells the story of Uncle Pan's amnesia in order to restore his wife's memory. "Why don't you eat?

You're starving, who am I bullying? The last sentence speaks of the true meaning of the wife supporting each other. Whether the wife has been sweet for many years, or has respected each other for decades, or even quarreled for a lifetime, there seems to be an invisible chain between them, involving each other.

For sketch creators, the burden ringing, the audience laughing, and the audience being moved is the greatest recognition of their works.

See this one. When I was on the list of the Spring Festival Gala, I saw the cooperation between Cai Ming and Pan Changjiang again, and I really looked forward to it again, and it can be seen that the main theme of the Spring Festival Gala is still the emotional card, and it is not as serious as last year's propaganda, and it seems much warmer.

Thief Lala loves you - Shedan.

Word: Xiaowen. Song: Xiaowen.

Can you be happy all the time?

When will it come.

Let me be fully prepared.

Catch love and don't give up.

When I met you.

Regret not having superpowers.

Love you can only be on your own.

Desperately strive for it.

I love you.

I love you more than I love myself.

Even the dark clouds in the sky.

I was moved to tears because of me.

I love you.

Stick you in my heart.

I can't hate myself.

The ends of the earth can follow you.

I love you.

I love you more than I love myself.

Even the dark clouds in the sky.

I was moved to tears because of me.

I love you.

Thief Lala loves you - Shedan.

Word: Xiaowen. Song: Xiaowen.

Can you be happy all the time?

When will it come.

Let me be fully prepared.

Catch love and don't give up.

When I met you.

Regret not having superpowers.

Love you can only be on your own.

Desperately strive for it.

I love you.

I love you more than I love myself.

Even the dark clouds in the sky.

I was moved to tears because of me.

I love you.

Stick you in my heart.

I can't hate myself.

The ends of the earth can follow you.

I love you.

I love you more than I love myself.

Even the dark clouds in the sky.

I was moved to tears because of me.

I love you.