The Mid Autumn Festival is coming, are there any weird and funny holiday greetings?

There was a beautiful woman who wanted to get to know you, and I thought she was serious, so I gave her your number. On September 19th, she will definitely contact you, her name is Zhong Qiujie (Mid-Autumn Festival).

The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, buy a Mercedes-Benz to send you - too expensive, please travel abroad - waste, ask you to have a meal at sea - Shanghai, take you a rose - misunderstanding, give you a hot kiss - no. I have to text you happy - affordable.

The Mid-Autumn Festival arrives without sending mooncakes and without sending money on this text message.

If you want to make trouble, come with a set of lotus paste mooncakes.

At this moment of the full moon, happiness is round with you.

I'll give you a five-kernel mooncake.

Ask you to have a meal at the sea - the Mid-Autumn Festival in Shanghai is coming, give you a hot kiss - no. I had to text you to wish you happiness - affordable, with you a rose - misunderstanding, please travel abroad - waste, buy a Mercedes to send you - too expensive.

1.You open the window and look up, and we're looking at the same moon.

2.Ran to the moon failed and continued to stay in the world.

3.Mid-Autumn Festival** is disrespectful to mooncakes.

4.If the moon doesn't sleep, I don't sleep, I'm a little delicacy in the world.

5.Mooncakes are beside you, and reunions are everywhere.

6.The moon is getting rounder, and good things are getting closer.

7.In this life, we are all people who fish for the bright moon on the shore of the years.

8.A moon in my heart, two pots in my hands. I'm full of food and drink, and I'm embarrassed.

9.Can't eat mooncakes together, but we have the same moon.

10.The moon is full in the Mid-Autumn Festival, and the face is not round 11I wish you the best mooncakes.

12.Benyue won't reply to messages today

13.I'm Chang'e, playing money, fifteen moons and sixteen yuan.

14.The moon represents the hearts of too many people, so let it rest.

15.From the moon to the Mid-Autumn Festival, the more I miss you.

16.The moon is clear and round, and the cake is crispy and soft

17.Come out and see the moon, you can look at me without looking at the moon.

18.I wish you happiness, not only the Mid-Autumn Festival.

19.The Mid-Autumn Festival seems uncultured to say happiness, and it is healthy to follow the trend, so I wish everyone the Mid-Autumn Festival here!

20.Eventful autumn will still love you. 21.The moon represents the pitted coldness of my heart.

22.In the next Mid-Autumn Festival, can you be by my side and watch the moon with me?

23.When I mention the moon to you, I'm actually saying "I miss you."

24.I wish you the best mooncakes.

25.Do any boys come out to see the moon during the Mid-Autumn Festival? Bring my ID and I'll bring mooncakes. Don't ask why you bring your ID card, you can cut mooncakes.

26.The fifteenth moon is sixteen round, and I am round for a year.

27.There is always someone who will climb the moon for you.

28.The moon has found the other half, and you haven't yet. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

14. It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! It's okay! I'll just tell you it's okay, happy Mid-Autumn Festival!

15. You have an angelic face, a devilish body, and even your fart posture is so flawless. But in front of the public, is it okay to control the rhythm? Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

16. It's late at night, I know you're tired from a busy day, you may be asleep, I don't know why I want to talk to you, I want to tell you ......Would love to tell you....Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

17. The heart is ready to get, the blessing is to the fortune, the Mid-Autumn Festival has not yet arrived, but I hope my blessing will be the first to arrive. I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance! The other blessing text messages were arranged by me!

18. The Mid-Autumn Festival offers moon cakes, five grams of happy dates, a handful of caring rice, three coins of friendship water, and the expiration date: before the 15th day of the eighth month of the lunar calendar; How to save: Press the save button.

19. The Mid-Autumn Festival is coming, so I'll send you a mooncake. Level 1: Care!

Level 2: Thoughtful! Third Floor:

Romantic! Level 4: Warm!

Middle Sand: Sweet! I wish you a good mood every day!

Always happy! 20. No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how big the wind is, how long the ruler is, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is, and ......I just want to tell you that none of this is your business! Happy Mid-Autumn Festival.

Okay, good room** The origin of the Arabic numerals.

After the ancient Indians created Arabic numerals, they spread to Arabia around the 7th century AD. By the 13th century, the Italian mathematician Fibonacci wrote the Book of the Abacus, in which he gave a detailed introduction to Arabic numerals. Later, these numbers were transmitted from the Arab region to Europe, and the Europeans only knew that these numbers were imported from the Arab region, so they called these numbers Arabic numerals.

Later, these figures spread from Europe to the rest of the world.

Arabic numerals were introduced to our country around the 13th to 14th centuries. Because there was a kind of number called "chips" in ancient China, which was more convenient to write, Arabic numerals were not popularized and used in China in time at that time. At the beginning of this century, with the absorption and introduction of foreign mathematical achievements in China, Arabic numerals began to be used slowly in China, and Arabic numerals have a history of more than 100 years in China.

Arabic numerals have now become the most commonly used numbers in people's study, life and communication.

So the inventors are not Arabs.

I have seen similar hunger in Kaifeng City, poor and pitiful, I have opened the history and seen three women, you are still Mid-Autumn Festival, I love you!! It's like rats love rice! Because there are mooncakes to eat.

Mid-Autumn Festival, I eat moon cakes, I am happy!

I am happy to eat moon cakes, but I am sad to pay taxes.

1, the month of Li Bai's family.

The bright moonlight in front of the cake bed, there is a cake without packaging. Look up at the bright moon. Bow your head and smell the fragrance of the cake!

2. Du Shifu's moon cakes.

Fine grass breeze shore, this year to give more gifts. What can be widened? Mooncakes are the best!

3. Liu Zongyuan's moon cakes.

The bird without power flies away, and the person without money disappears. Taste the cake and spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone!

4. Su Shi's moon cakes.

When is the bright moon? Raise the cake and ask the sky. I don't know how much the bread in the sky can be sold for?

5. Xu Zhimo's moon cakes.

Quietly I received it, just as you sent it quietly, I waved my sleeves, and you won't send it next year!

6, Qiong Yao's moon cakes.

I have a piece of mooncake, I don't know who I can share it with? How many secrets are in them, and the person who delivers the bread can understand them. The outside of the cake is deep and meaningful, and the purpose inside the cake is heavy. Usher in the fear of no trace, leaving a curtain of dreams in vain!

I wish you all a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance!

We will break up in the future, what did I do, I know if duzhi was scared, ** for you.

dao friends, let's see that there are a few fools who are pre-Mid-Autumn Festival and don't look at the genus.

Call after you finish Ha Whoever is teased God of Wealth will help whoever has the earliest wish to realize his wish I wish you a happy Mid-Autumn Festival in advance Forget all your troubles Happy every day Oh I've been tricked Haha I'm jealous because I like it Angry because I care Daze because I miss Sad I just don't want to lose.

There's a beautiful woman who really wants to get to know you, and I think she's serious about it, so I sent her your number, and she'll definitely contact you in a few days. Her name is Zhong Qiujie. Said it would make you happy for a lifetime, come on!!