What are Guo Degang s latest funny quotes?

In the countryside, anyone who is too old can tell jokes all night.

Tigers don't send cats, you are sick to me.

Guo Gang's funniest quote is "deceiving teachers and destroying ancestors".

Yu Qian's father was holding a golden plum bottle in his hand, and he couldn't stand it for a while, so he changed to an illustrated version.

His mouth is also very poisonous, and he can always damage people without a dirty word, I quite like what Guo Degang said: The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, and people are sometimes not people.

Guo Degang, a famous cross talk performance artist, has been active on major screens in recent years, and is now a leader in the comedy industry, a joker in the comedy industry, and his classic quotations are widely circulated, so let's do it, then I'll give you a step, you say, what is the name of the "Single Knife Meeting" I just sang?

There's good news, there's bad news, which do you listen to? "What's the bad news" "We're lost, I don't know this place, and I guess we'll have to live on cow dung in the future" "Good news?" "Cow dung is there! ”

There is no point in hype, you should learn from the famous cross talk in a down-to-earth manner, practice internal skills, it is useless to be lively with safflower, there has been no classic paragraph for so many years.

Mr. Guo's jokes are countless, and many of them are familiar to everyone. The key is that in addition to making you laugh, some jokes can also smack some life truths. His cultural literacy is also very high, after all, he is well-read, and he has been exposed to storytelling and opera since he was a child.

His apprentice once said that the reason why the master bought the villa was because the books at home could not be placed. Everyone must have read his letter to Guo Qilin, and his paintings are also unique. I especially like his sentence:

Don't move your left brain is full of water, your right brain is full of flour, just don't move, it's all paste.

My favorite sentence is "Let's be funny first, and then it's too funny if it's not funny", cross talk is originally a funny art, it first appeared in the streets and alleys, and it can also be said to be the earliest street art.

The house where I live is full of holes, and when it rains, it is considered to be a life: it rains in the house in the small rain outside, and it rains heavily in the house in the heavy rain outside, and sometimes the rain is too big, and the whole family goes to the courtyard to take shelter from the rain.

Withered vines and old trees, faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The ancient road is a thin horse with a west wind, the sun is setting, and the broken intestines are ......,...... in the hospitalI don't go to the hospital if my intestines are broken! ......I am the number one master of tampering with Tang and Song poems.