What are some of Yu Qian s jokes that are more exciting than Guo Degang s baggage?

Guo Degang: Scalding the dog's head, scalding it like Yu Qian, but it didn't burn well when the fire was too big. Yu Qian: Oh, I've changed your hairstyle.

Guo: Suppose I don't have a good relationship with these 3,000 peers. Yu: That's not an if.

It's really good, and I understand it naturally.

Guo: You're going to get me in trouble. Yu: You're not small.

I can't fall out, the whistle is in the way!

Guo, people's cucumbers are really cucumbers.

Therefore, the washing is also green.

I am a native of Tangshan Leting, and I have never been out of Tangshan in my life! ”

You've never been there! ”

Shi Fukuan: Guo Degang's singing is really good, it's really good.

Yu Qian: It's good!

Wu Shenzi, Guo Degang has beaten someone, hey!

Guo Degang: For example, I don't have any friends in the mainstream cross talk industry.

Yu Qian: Why are you like that!

Guo: Two bosom friends in this life are enough, for example, one Zhang San and one Li Si, Zhang San can lend you money, Zhang San dares to ask for an account and let Li Si beat him. I just have Teacher Yu alone in my life. Yu Qian: I beat myself up?

Guo: The exhaust volume of my car. Uncle Yu: That's not as good as a fart! Anyone can drive a car that eats two taels of soybeans.

School activities, tomb sweeping in the martyrs' cemetery!

Teacher: Wear your school uniform tomorrow!

The next day, the teacher glared at Yu Qian, and his eyes were about to bleed.

Yu Qian: Why do you hate me so much?

Guo Degang: Yu Qian, you just didn't hear what I said!

Yu Qian: I heard you!

Guo Degang: I let you wear a school uniform, who let you wear linen and filial piety! Dressed in white, and playing a sail.

Yu Qian: I understand it too thoroughly.

Guo Degang: Let your father come tomorrow.

Yu Qian: If my father can come, why should I sail?

The car accident version of Fenhe Bay, Uncle Yu's stream of consciousness praised the scourge of peach.

Guo Degang: "We are even the wood show in the forest wind will destroy it, and the embankment will be destroyed if the waves are higher than the shore".

Yu Qian: "We are both profligate!" ”

Guo Qilin: Come, call my brother!

Audience: Brother!

Yu Qian: Come, dad hug.

Guo said: The actor is Korean, surnamed Park. Yu said:

This surname is not very good. Guo said: It can't be called.

Yu said: Ah, Pu Bucheng, don't say it, it's much more upright to pretend to be famous. Guo said:

I have to change my name, where is this name in China, I have to find a stage name, I have to find it in the family name, Zhao Qian Sun Li, I picked a money word. Yu said: The surname Qian is good.

Guo said: It's not much. Yu said:

There's not a lot of money, no wonder Pu can't do it.