Show your humor refuse to plagiarize jokes and the points are yours!!

The fox walked down the street and ran into the old wolf. The old wolf stretched out his hand and gave him a big mouthful, "Let you not wear a hat." ”

The fox went home depressed and got a hat to wear.

The next day, I ran into the old wolf again, and I was slapped again, "Let you wear a hat." ”

If you do it a few times, you will always be beaten. The fox thought, it's not a problem to be beaten all the time, no, I have to go to the tiger to complain.

As soon as I arrived at the door of the tiger's house, I listened to the tiger talking in the house, you can't be so unreasonable and beat the fox, and the fox will complain to me, and I won't be able to cover you. Anyway, we can get by with face, I'll teach you a trick. The next time you see the fox, say to him:

Get me some laundry. He brought you soap, and you beat him up, saying I want laundry detergent, who told you to take soap. He brought laundry detergent, you can also fight, saying I want soap, who told you to take laundry detergent.

Or you tell him, 'Go, find me a woman.'" He finds you a fat one, and you beat him up and says I want to be thin; Find you a thin one, and you will also beat it up, saying that I want to be fat. If you don't end it like this, you can beat him, and I can talk about it in my face.

When the fox heard this, he said, let's stop complaining and go home.

The next day, the fox ran into the old wolf again in the street. The old wolf shouted: Go, find me some laundry.

The fox is not in a hurry: do you want laundry detergent, do you want soap?

The old wolf listened, huh? There's a hand. And he said, Go, and find me a woman.

The fox is still unhurried: do you want to be fat or skinny?

At that time, the wolf was blinded, and there was no reason to hit it. But the wolf only hesitated for a moment and beat the fox again, and said as he beat back"Let you not wear a hat! "

When I walked into the first floor and saw a boy, I endured; When I got to the second floor, there were a lot of snakes, ants, spiders, centipedes, etc., and I endured it; Ran to the third floor and looked: what is it? I still endured and climbed to the fourth floor; But a friend on the fourth floor was talking about the boy on the first floor.

So my face was so red and hot that I covered my stomach with my hands and went up to the fifth floor, and when I went up to the fifth floor, I saw the sky and thought that there was no one left. Just pulled it locally, who knew that a woman ran out It's really embarrassing!

Our embarrassing answer is nothing else, it's just a real person!

Can it not? My own!

A man's lofty ambitions: a peasant woman, a mountain spring, and a little field.

Well, look at my humorous reply :

Steal 2 points from you. The one on the first floor is male? Is it a woman on the first floor? Ha ha. I'm so smart, I'm right twice a bit.

Upstairs: No open defecation.

I'm a man. Haha, funny, isn't it?

Sky! You actually know that the first floor is a man.

The one on the first floor is indeed a man.

Brother: "You have to make a draft first to do anything, do you understand?" ”

Brother: "So mom is over you!" ”

Listen to a friend, said to play electric found that there is a big head photo camera, on a whim on the coin to take a picture, after the shooting, the screen can also remove freckle and beautify the skin or something, easy to press, as a result, his eyes were automatically ps off by ......the machine

1.Who has no in life since ancient times:

At this time, when the teacher saw the snow outside the window, he said regretfully, "It didn't rain when it snowed on the sky, and the snow turned into rain on the ground." When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place? ”

The student said, "The teacher doesn't eat when he eats, and the food turns into in the stomach." How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place. "The teacher fainted on the spot! 2.

A Chinese teacher read aloud an ancient poem by Lu You entitled "Lying Spring" to the students and asked the students to dictate it.

The Chinese teacher reads aloud as follows.

One student dictated the following.

Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid".

Dark plum and ghostly flowers, I have no culture.

Lying on the branch and hating the bottom, My IQ is very low, and I am like water in the distance, If you want to ask me who I am, it is easy to see through the spring green. A big stupid donkey.

The shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green, I am a donkey, the shore is green. I'm a stupid donkey

There was a man who was so hungry that he went to a snack bar to buy bread to eat. He ate one loaf of bread and was not full, and then he ate the second. After eating six loaves in a row, he was not full.

It wasn't until he had eaten the seventh loaf of bread that he felt satisfied. However, at this time he suddenly repented: "Alas, if I had known this, I had eaten the seventh loaf at the beginning, and it was not enough, why should I eat those six for nothing!?" ”

The second and fourth parts (in "My Journal").

3.In the past, others came to my aunt's house as a guest, and they just walked in the door. It just so happened that my aunt was going to the toilet. She hurriedly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, I'll pour you some pee!" (Originally, I said pour some tea and drink it).

The officials of the Long March are not afraid of the difficulty of drinking, and thousands of cups are just waiting for leisure.

Mandarin duck hot pot soars thin waves, and the seafood is a big tonic pill.

The sauna is warm, and the mahjong is rubbed until the fifth cold.

I like Miss as white as snow, and she will be happy after the three escorts.

I have a classmate who is neither tall nor short, above 1.76 meters and under 1.78 meters ......"The works of my junior high school classmates ......

I have always been an unknown chivalrous man in the rivers and lakes, until one day I met the most mysterious you in the legend, and even called your name, since then, I also have a well-known name in the rivers and lakes: Zhi Zhu Sa!