Who can tell a funny joke

An old farmer drove a donkey into the city, and the donkey ran a red light and was fined 10 yuan. The old farmer drank the donkey: "You think you are a military vehicle!"

Dare to run a red light". After walking a few steps, the donkey knocked over a fruit stall and lost 20 yuan, and the old farmer was even more angry: "Do you think you are a worker ** manager, and you can lift whomever you want."

The old farmer led the donkey home, passing by a green grassland, and the donkey gnawed on the grass, and was fined 30 yuan. After the old farmer scolded and led the donkey to the river to drink water, but the donkey was stubborn and raised his neck and refused to drink, and the old farmer became angry:

You think you're in heaven and earth, and you won't drink without a lady." The donkey turned around and ran, a fishing net was dried on the shore, the donkey was broken, and the fisherman claimed 500 yuan, The old farmer said with tears in his eyes: "Do you think this is China Telecom, it costs so much money to surf the Internet", the donkey turned around and kicked the old farmer, and the old farmer couldn't help but scolded

Do you think you're the leader of the group, and you can kick whoever you want." The donkey was so angry that he no longer paid attention to the old farmer, and became very silent, and the old farmer said: "Yes, you think this is in the QQ group, you can stay silent all day."

The old farmer nagged and accused the donkey all the way, and when he passed by a mountain cliff, the donkey couldn't stand the nagging and jumped down. The old farmer cried sadly: "You think this is in Foxconn, you can jump if you want!" ”

1. A girl wears a vest and slippers to go to the movies. The ticket inspector stopped her at the door and said, "Girl, you are not allowed to enter in slippers."

The girl immediately took off her slippers, took them in her hands, and said, "Then I can go in barefoot." The ticket inspector was taken aback and said:

Mom, I'm glad I didn't say that those wearing vests won't be allowed to enter. 2. The gambler asks for 100 yuan from his wife to gamble, and the gambler returns home a few hours later. His wife asked him humorously

Did that banknote give birth? The gambler said with a sad face: Born, still twins.

As he spoke, he took out two 10 yuan bills from his body. And then he said, "Unfortunately, it was a difficult birth, and their mother died."

3. Once I took the train home, next to a shy beauty, so I enthusiastically accosted: "Hello, which university are you?" Oh, hello, I'm from so-and-so medical university.

Haha, a successful pickup! So he echoed: "Wow, it turns out that you are an angel in white, then I will go to you when I see a doctor in the future."

The beauty said slowly: "I studied forensic ......

Hee Hee and Ha Ha are a pair of good friends, one day, Ha Ha died, Hee Hee went to Ha Ha's grave, took a bouquet of flowers, and said: Ha Ha! You're dead!!