There are those funny lines in the 2006 Spring Festival Gala

I don't quite remember, but I'll forgive me!

Ren Luyu: This is the live broadcast of the "2023 Spring Festival Gala" of ** Radio and Television Station, and we welcome the arrival of the Year of the Rabbit together with the people of all ethnic groups across the country and the Chinese sons and daughters of the world. Long Yang:

Flowers bloom richly, splendid China. Tonight, we are all people who look at flowers, whether you are in the south or the north, I believe that there will always be flowers that bloom proudly, ushering in the first ray of spring in the land of China. Nigmaiti:

Heaven and earth welcome spring, and Vientiane is renewed. Tonight, we are all flower planters, on this festive and auspicious Chinese New Year's Eve, in this purple and red spring light, let us sow the best wishes and hopes. Ma Fanshu:

Thousands of lights are lit up, happy New Year. Tonight, we are all homecoming, a word of going home, not enough to say the mood of the wanderer's heart like an arrow, let us enjoy the warmth of the family, relive the joy of reunion. Sa Beining:

Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new, winter goes to spring. Tonight, we are still the people who say goodbye, let us say goodbye to all the difficulties and troubles of the past year, and we believe that the indomitable Chinese will be able to shake up their spirits and set off again. Ren Luyu:

It's still going to be separated, and I don't have the courage to keep you.

Lost forest who is crying.

Or don't give up, don't listen to the so-called providence.

Desperately looking for something about you.

The stars are desolate and the moonlight is illuminated, and the world is reluctant to shape in your eyes.

1. I hate arranged marriages the most.

2. Hey, can I scam you out of some money?

3. Your brain is in the gutter oil, right?

4. Teacher, am I like a chicken?

5. I am provincial, a provincial fertilizer factory.

6, you either call me Xiao Hao, or call me Da Jian, don't be cheap, expose my character more?

7. Why don't you take our children away when we leave?

8. My dad is on the list of whether he is satisfied or not.

9. Which psychopath is optimistic about it with 100 yuan?

10. In fact, happiness is very simple, don't always think about what you don't have, think about what you have.

11, Kangxi ascended the throne at the age of six. (I should be eight years old).

12. Can her sports car make up for it?

13. Wanted? Store manager, you're from Cantonese, right?

14. What does silicon and water produce together? Wang Ba Soup.

15. What should I do if I am poisoned by gas? Smoke a cigarette and cool down.

16. According to what you say, grandma is the mother of the mother? That's grandma, and grandma is the father's mother.

17, Jay Chou's double Jay 18, the one holding the broom is not necessarily a cleaner, it may also be Harry Potter.

19. Your brain is in the gutter oil.

20. Don't give me trouble.

Don't make trouble for the common people.

21, you two are really a pair of wings.

22, his wife dizzed after listening to him.

23, son, did you pass through the local station or the ** platform? 24. Is there a big one in the boss's daughter-in-law now?

25, these two eyes really save the face, original, right?

26, the mouth is long under his nose, and I can control what she says.

"Miss Dong Qing, is it hard? ......Well, hard! Where do you want me to go through?..

Let's be in the middle! =Dong Qing: Liu Qian will do it again Dong Qing:

Liu Qian, you) is amazing!oh yes Dong Qing: I haven't seen you for a year, but your hands are becoming more and more flexible......It's amazing!

Add one.

The one who gets the broom doesn't have to be the cleaner, it could be Harry Potter.

You Lori, your whole family is Lori!

You've got your brain in the gutter oil!

Don't give me trouble!

Give you a hundred dollars for mental damage. — Pull it down, which psychosis was cured for 100 bucks?

Opening remarks of the Spring Festival Gala:

Qi: Happy New Year! Happy Chinese New Year!

Zhu: Enter the three yuan middle school of the avenue!

Bi: Shou is higher than Nanshan!

Li: Flowers are full of smiles!

Zhang: Okay! The fixed ceremony of several old hosts is really good, now it's time for me to be the new host, I'm very nervous, I've been practicing for a long time, Zhu Jun, listen.

Zhu: You're here.

Zhang: This is the live broadcast of the 2014 ** TV Spring Festival Gala. Here, on the occasion of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, we extend our New Year's greetings to the people of all ethnic groups across the country, to the compatriots in Taiwan, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, overseas Chinese, and to the sons and daughters of China all over the world!

Qi: Okay! But you're not done yet!

Zhang: I've been practicing for a long time, and I haven't finished talking yet.

Zhu: Here, we also want to make a statement to the National People's Liberation Army.

Dong: Xiang to the officers and soldiers of the People's Armed Police Force.

Li: Xiang to the public security police.

Bi: To the people who stick to their jobs, congratulations on the New Year!

Qi: We're giving you a New Year's greeting!

Program String Words: Where Has the Time Gone":

Zhang: Ah, listening to this song, my heart feels like it has been pinched, and it reminds me of my parents. I also think of the white hair that comes out of my temples, the girl on the big screen just now is called Da Mengzi, his father recorded the passage of time by taking a ** every year, and photographed himself from a young man to an old man with gray temples, Da Mengzi inadvertently passed ** to the Internet, which immediately led to the participation and heated discussions of many people, why do you pay so much attention to these**?

I think everyone will want to ask themselves after watching these **, where has the time gone? We are busy, inadvertently ignore that we are already full of gray hair, the dearest parents, as the old saying goes, seventy has a family and eighty has a mother, with them, we are the happiest children, with us, they can have the happiest smile.

Conclusion: Dong: At this time, our hearts will be full of parting reluctance, but also remember deep gratitude, grateful for the nurturing of our parents, grateful for the company of our families!

Li: I am grateful for the help of my friends and the teachings of my teachers!

Zhu: Thanksgiving for the past year, the motherland and the times!

Bi: Grateful for the giving of life, grateful for everything you have!

Zhang: It's really warm, and I have a word of thanks, thank you to all the guests on the scene, thank you to the audience and friends in front of the TV, the 2014 ** TV Spring Festival Gala is over!

1, I am at most Lei Feng's filial piety heir, you can call me Lei Ren.

2. Look at your appearance, it's too freewheeling.

3. You look like you can do whatever you want, and you are too inferior to take an example.

4. Don't look for my brother, my brother is in the toilet.

5. Use lies to verify lies, and you can only get lies.

6. Is it good for you to have a little sunshine in your heart? It's a matter of words.

7, you are always Jiang Kun, Jiang Kun, can you change some other names?

8. Nonsense, I call you Ma Ji, do you dare to agree?

9. I can't bear the humiliation of my crotch, and I resolutely give him a shot in the crotch.

10. How classic it is now, how thrilling it is!

11. After four shots, you can shoot five shots, you can shoot six shots after five shots, and you can still shoot the whole machine gun if you don't do it.

12, Mou girl, I look at the gray wolf!

13. Don't be aware of spring sleep, don't wash your feet before going to bed; The wind and rain come at night, and I smell my stinky feet every day.

14. This idea is not there, it can be had, it really is not, it must be had.

15. It's not an airplane that flies, it's loneliness!

16. "Potatoes are eternal, and one will last forever." "It's rotten! ”

17. Chatting with college students is about knowledge.

18. "You're lurking deep enough." "I'm not from Tianjin. ”

19. Your eyes betray your heart and shout for sale, but your eyebrows betray your eyes.

20. Really? It's true'Is it? You really don't ......Is it so? Really, really, really, really? But what does this have to do with me?

21. I wish, I wish, I wish ......You should have been hospitalized a long time ago.

22. Why are you arresting people now and bringing your family members?

23. Farming together, two partnerships, except for the wife, you and me.

24, Xiao Shenyang interviewed Wang Xiaoli: "What do you think of Uncle Qian's donation?" Wang Xiaoli: "How do you look at it, righteousness will kill relatives." ”

25, it is also live, I think it is a live broadcast.

26. "Want money, face? "I want a wife. ”

27, what kind of home am I going back to, just to have a home, let you give me the whole homeless.

28. "You're happy." "I'm still happy, I promise not to cry, okay?" ”

29. "What do you think of your in-laws?" "He is like Sanmao, Nezha, King Kong gourd baby. "Why are they all children? "My lord, who can do this. ”

30. You are called three eagles with one stone, you have brought your name in your mouth, you have brought people in your mouth, and you have taken me in.