Funny dialogue about fast men

Awakening: Why do many people call you Baozi?

Zhang Jie: Because I'm afraid that fast men won't be able to eat, I won't be hungry when I think of me.

Awakening: Why do some people call you Zhang Xiaobao again?

Zhang Jie: The longan buns in Chengdu are relatively small, so the picture is more realistic when thinking about me.

Awakening: My gorilla grows like an orangutan, your fans call it an orangutan, do they like me too much?

Zhang Jie: Don't get me wrong, my fans are afraid that your mind is not clear, so you should wake up quickly. Don't fall.

Awakening: Zhang Jie, you are so incompetent, you only have 2 girlfriends in total. Is there no one to chase you?

Zhang Jie: If you have a bunch of girlfriends, wouldn't it be the same as the monkey king in the zoo?

Zhang Jie: Is it difficult to find a job in Australia?

Awakening: I'm okay, but it's really hard for others?

Zhang Jie: Do you like to eat whole grains?

Awakening: I love green food, turtles do.

Zhang Jie: Well, will your stomach be sour when you eat corn?

Awakening: Why???Why do you take this?

Zhang Jie: I heard that when I eat corn, my tusks are like Yan's. (Actually, I only knew it by watching the story bun of the animation Yan genus.) )

Awakening: Cut

Jiebao: Director Long, why is it that every time I tell the truth, I am laughed at and stupid?

Director Long: That's right, because others are also telling the truth.

Jebel: Then why doesn't anyone laugh at you?

Director Long: Because I always am.

Jebel: Because I put my hat in front of you when you were singing with the guy.

Zhang Jie: Chenchen, were you very fat when you were young?

WC: How do you know?

Zhang Jie: You must have been asked how your mother and children were when you were a child, and your mother weighed the weight: heavy.

Do you want 07 or 10 years.

Let's take a look: Zhang Dada's witty words ridiculed the top 20 fast men.

You look for the first game of the breakout game 20 into 12, and the opening is.

It's the first game of fast men's 20 into 12.

There were five boys who smoked and were told secrets, and the teacher called them one by one to talk to each other

The first boy truthfully admitted that he was very k-one; When he returned to his dormitory, he said

Dude, I'll take it all by myself, don't recognize you when you go.

Scenario 1 Teacher: Honestly, do you smoke?

Boy A: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Boy A naturally stretched out two fingers and took ......

Scenario 2 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy B: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Well, eat the root fries.

Boy B heard what happened to A, so he carefully took the fries.

Teacher: Don't you get some ketchup?

Yi Yi accidentally got too much, so he immediately flicked it with two fingers———Teacher: Don't suck ??? I'm very skilled at flicking cigarette ash. Ask your parents to come and ......Scenario 3 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy C: Don't suck.

Teacher: Don't suck? Okay, let's have a french fries.

Boy C, who had the previous two examples, was very careful to finish his fries with sweat.

Teacher: Why don't you bring roots back to your classmates?

Boy C took the fries and put them on his ear ......

Scenario 4 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy Ding: Don't suck.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy ate the fries in horror and put them in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.

The boy hurriedly took out the fries from his pocket and threw them on the ground, stomping on the ...... with his footScenario 5 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy had just held the fries, and the teacher said, "Don't you invite me to eat them?"

The boy hurriedly passed the fries from both hands, then took out the lighter ......Scene 6 Teacher: Do you smoke?

Boy: No.

Teacher: Very good. Eat a french fries.

The boy ate the fries in horror and put them in his jacket pocket.

The teacher suddenly shouted: The principal is here.

The boy bowed his head with sweaty palms and said, "Hello principal!"

Teacher: The principal will smell the taste in your mouth.

The boy took out the fries from his pocket: "Ah, it's still here, the fire hasn't been lit yet......Scene 7 Teacher: Do you smoke or not?

Boy: Promise God, never suck.

Teacher: Really don't suck? Okay, let's have a root fries.

Boy: It's very natural to take the fries and eat them clean.

Teacher: What a good boy, what brand of fries do you usually like?

Boy: (gets carried away) Greater China ......

Scene n] Teacher: Let's eat a french fries!

Boy: Thanks, no.

1. The husband smokes, and the wife is very angry.

Wife: "If you don't quit smoking, we'll get a divorce!" ”

Husband: "Quit, quit!" Find a commemorative day, I will quit! ”

Wife: "When?" ”

My husband thought about it and said, "Then it's February 30th." ”

2. My wife solemnly stated once again that she must quit smoking.

My husband expressed his determination: "I will definitely be able to quit, my wife can rest assured." ”

Wife: "What if you can't quit?" Husband: "If you can't quit, I'll have your surname!" "My wife fainted, her surname is Ji, and his surname is Ji.

3. The wife poured out her husband's beer, and the husband was furious.

The husband said, "Are you looking for trouble?" ”

His wife is not afraid of him, who made him have so many bad habits: "yes, what's wrong?" ”

Husband: "First, we can PK!" ”

Wife: "Don't you dare! ”

Husband: "Second, we can be calm and reasonable. ”

Wife: "I don't want to!" ”

Husband: "Third, I admit my mistake. ”

4. I don't know what to eat at night, so my husband proposes to throw a coin.

Husband: "Let's eat fish face up, let's fry vegetables face down." ”

As a result, the coin was thrown downstairs.

My husband said, "Then let's ......."Let's eat outside. ”

5. My husband came home in a stinky sweat: "Wife, give you a warm hug!" ”

Wife: "Don't, the hug you give me now may only be hot, not loveless." ”

Landlord: Funny conversation?

Me: Kneel and beg ... Give me 15 points... I will do my best to help you!

Landlord: Can you get out of the way?

Me: Oh, okay!

Absolutely original! Isn't it funny? Give it points. Woooooooooooo