What s the funniest way to escape the summer you ve ever seen?

The funniest way I've ever seen to escape the heat is to buy a boat in the dormitory, fill it with a lot of water, and simulate rowing in the dormitory, so as to escape the heat.

The funniest way I've ever seen to escape the heat is to open the door of the refrigerator in the summer and feel the cold from the cold air in the refrigerator.

I bought a wooden bucket and put it in the dormitory, took a bucket of cold water and soaked myself in it, and played games while taking a cold shower, which is the funniest way I have ever seen to escape the heat.

The funniest way to escape the heat in summer I've ever seen is Mo Yan's wonderful pouring cold water on his head, and then forcibly watering himself with a cold. It's really funny to think about it now.

There are many ways to escape the heat, but one method that makes me very funny is that they cover their heads with lotus leaves, thinking that the water evaporated from the lotus leaves can make them cooler.

I used to live in the countryside when I was young, and there was no air conditioning at that time, and the weather was still hot. But there is a lot of water in the countryside, and many people jump into the pond to escape the heat, and some people even catch fish. It's funny, but it's fun.

Hiding in the refrigerator I don't remember which cartoon I watched before, his son went to open the refrigerator and found that his father had already hidden inside, and it turned out that his house was not allowed to turn on the air conditioner.

I saw a lot of people put ice cubes in front of the electric fan, and then turn on the electric fan, there will be a particularly cool wind blowing, which should be regarded as the most primitive air conditioner.

Humorous phrases to escape the summer are:

1. Flower a world, a leaf as it comes, a heart and a life, a quiet spring, everything is empty, a thought is in love, the heart is calm and naturally cool, and the spring is always there. Xia is quiet every day, and I wish you eternal happiness.

2. On the afternoon of hoeing day, beware of heat stroke. Don't be exposed to the sun outdoors, and be careful of the sun. High temperature less operation, cooling and heat prevention. Clothes should be loose and sweat-wicking and more comfortable. Drink plenty of salted water and remember to hydrate. Wishing you a healthy and worry-free summer!

3. In ancient times, Mei was expected to quench thirst, eliminate thirst in the mouth out of thin air, and now there are calming heart air waves, relieving impatience and troubles, calming the stomach qi, lifting the qi and exerting force for the air waves, collectively known as calming the heart air waves, travel and business trips should always be prepared, and people on fire are indispensable.

4. Eat more melons in the hot summer, hydrate and prevent heatstroke and lower blood pressure. Eat watermelon to quench thirst, eat winter melon to relieve trouble, eat loofah and wild slippery to clear heat and relieve fire, and eat bitter melon for detoxification and beauty. Three meals a day are not separated from melons, and a healthy life is laughing haha!

5. Send you a cool breeze and let it take away your sweat; Send you a cold drink and let it take away your irritability; I would like to send you a thoughtful greeting: the summer is hot, pay attention to the prevention of the heat!

6. The morning breeze blows gently, and the happiness of summer stops for you; The afternoon sun is particularly dazzling, and the enthusiasm of summer fills the heart; The stars are twinkling in the summer night, and the tranquility of summer is grasped by yourself!

7. Go to bed late and get up early in summer, and you can't miss a nap. The room is ventilated and cool, and it is protected from exposure to humidity and heat. Drink to make the food light, hydrate and don't wait for thirst. Always have anti-heatstroke medicine to prevent it from happening. Have a happy summer!

8. This text message has the effect of "preventing heatstroke and cooling down": "preventing" you from dozing off, "counting" you have not heard from you for a long time, "lowering" your miss for me, and "warming" warms your heart! Bless a summer, send you cool!

9. The weather is hot, the heart should be calm, and the temper and emotions should be managed. Hello boss, good colleagues, greetings everyone. You help me, I help her, sincere cooperation is in a good mood. More joy, less worries, good health and good spirits.

10. Summer starry sky and moon movie fans, text messages carry you on the boat, the scenery on the Yanbo River is beautiful, and a wisp of cool lake is in the bottom of my heart. Take away the summer irritability, sparkling and beautiful, a little wish, and change it to a quiet and intoxicated dream.

Watermelon Watermelon is naturally the best choice for summer heat, which is rich in vitamins, and can be eaten directly raw or refrigerated. However, at present, many melon dealers will inject redness-boosting agents, redness-boosting agents, and ripening agents for personal interests, which are extremely harmful to the human body, so it is recommended to wait until June and July, when watermelons are on the market in large quantities to buy. At the same time, it is recommended not to eat too much at one time.

In addition, fruits such as pears, peaches, and bayberry in summer also have a cooling effect.

How to escape the heat in summer, I usually drink mung bean water, eat fruits in winter melon soup, and turn on the air conditioner if it is too hot to sleep

In the summer, how do you escape the heat, when you arrive, you should drink more mung bean soup in the summer to cool and detoxify, and you can go to the mountains to escape the heat.

Drink more mung bean soup in the summer, reduce outdoor activities, and drink plenty of water.

I've never escaped the heat, and I'm at work every day, going to work

Eat cold food properly dog days, the weather is particularly hot, you can eat a few popsicles appropriately to reduce the fire in the body to avoid heat stroke. Cold food is harmless to the body as long as it is not eaten in excess.

Drink more mung bean soup mung bean soup is a must-have thing to relieve the heat in summer, drink a bowl of mung bean soup every day, cool and defeat the fire, can quickly replenish the lack of water in the body, especially for students who are taking exams, drink more mung bean soup to avoid getting sick during the exam.

Under the shade of the trees, there are bamboo chairs, pots of ice cubes, and ice melons.

I recommend a summer artifact to everyone, which is the ice pad, and now the ice pad has the size of a cushion, and of course, the big one is the ice pad of the mattress.

There will be ice mattresses sold on the Internet, about fifty or sixty, *** a little, it can be about 100 yuan, but if there is a heat artifact in the hot summer, how much money is worth it?

In summer, the weather is relatively hot, we had better use some physical methods to cool off, try not to eat too cold and ice, which can easily lead to a bad stomach, especially watermelon, pay attention to buy a watermelon must be fresh, if it is broken and has a peculiar smell, you must not eat it, watermelon is the most likely to cause a bad stomach of people.

Summer has always been a season of love and hate. Girls can show off their perfect bodies openly during this season, as well as eat delicious smoothies with impunity. But the summer is always hot and hot, as if the whole world is going to be cooked.

In order to have a beautiful summer life, human beings began to try their best to escape the heat.

So, I'm going to share a few good ways to escape the heat today!

The food eaten in summer is very important for summer escape, high-calorie food such as beef and mutton will not only make the human body feel more hot and unbearable in the hot summer, but also will lead to fire and internal fire, which is extremely harmful to the human body. So what should we eat to escape the heat in summer to cool off the heat and go to the fire?

Fruits (chilled for better taste) vegetables.

Think about it, after sweating profusely, the watermelon in the refrigerator went down to leave bright red juice, and a stream of cold juice in the mouth slowly opened up frantically to the pores of the throat and stomach. Isn't it feeling high! It's not just temporary!

It is also a great benefit for one's own de-ignition. Chilled watermelon, chilled grapes, chilled bayberry... If you're tempted, put aside those unhealthy drinks, leave the money left, and throw the fruit in the refrigerator!

Then there are the vegetables, which actually don't feel cool when you eat them, but the effect is that you can heat up less. Eating bitter gourd often to detox can even make you less afraid of heat than before!

2.Outside cooling.

Don't go straight into the air-conditioned room when you're crazy hot, you can turn on the air-conditioner and take a shower to wash away the fatigue. After that, slowly open your room door and walk to the air-conditioned room, you will even feel that your life has not been in vain! If you feel that exercise will increase your calories, then you are right!

But if you don't want to exercise, you're done. It's not just fat that will crawl up your body! It is also a very good opportunity for this summer heat to invade your body!

Therefore, we must exercise moderately in the hot summer to achieve the effect of detoxification and **.

3.Nature cools down.

There will always be some places that have natural natural geographical advantages that are so cool that you can't imagine it! For example, the four seasons of Yunnan are like spring, the water of Qiandao Lake is clear and the trees are straight, the mountains and lakes of Moganshan are beautiful and so on. You will feel the heat between heaven and earth as if they are cut off.

However, going to these tourist areas is definitely not for you to buy expensive souvenirs and shady vendors. That may make you know the truth later, not only hot, but also heart-burning. So, when you come to such a beautiful place, you should have a small bridge and flowing water, eat a bowl of light noodles without taking away a flower or a tree, and look at the beautiful landscape around you, isn't it pleasant?

Life is like this! What more could you ask for!

1.Student dormitories.

1) Lay on the floor.

Spread out mats in the dormitory, not only can you put out big characters wantonly, but also fill all sides with fans, the cost is not high, and it is also an economical and practical way to escape the heat!

2) Inflatable swimming pool.

It can be said that this is a high allocation of student dormitories! There is a free swimming pool without going out, and you can also open the water black, study in the water, and play cards in the water, and I feel that the whole water park has been moved to the dormitory!

3) Open cooling method: naked!