A very important joke??? Let s have a more in depth joke

A gecko was wandering around a construction site, and at this time a big crocodile crawled over from afar, ready to eat it in one bite, and in a hurry, the little gecko stepped forward and hugged the crocodile's leg and shouted:"Mom! "The big crocodile was stunned for a moment, and immediately burst into tears

Son, don't go to work anymore, I've lost weight like this in half a month.

Three years ago, I went to play at a friend's house and took a shower at his house at night.

I was washing and suddenly I heard:"Knock knock"There was a knock on the door, and I had to wrap myself in a bath towel and open the door. Outside the door stood an old lady, and she said to me:"Save water"

I think it must be the old man of my friend's house, nodding and saying:"Good! "

Closing the door, I quickly washed up. Less than 3 minutes later, there was another knock on the door.

It's still the old lady, it's still the same sentence:"Save water"

I nodded and came out after washing.

When I went to my friend's room, I told him about it, and he was stunned and said:"Oh, got it, go to bed early. "

On the second day he told me:"That person was my grandmother, and she was very frugal when she was alive. Don't be afraid. "

I fainted.

Wow, you're so talented, no, you're quite talented.

I'll give the landlord a simple classic, just a word, you can say to her later.

I'm hoe he, and you're noon.

It's very classic, you can read it, but you can't understand it.

Once upon a time, there was a little friend who used to lie.

One day he died.

A group of great scientists were playing hide and seek in heaven after they died, and it was Einstein's turn to catch people, and when he counted to 100, he opened his eyes and saw that everyone was hiding, only Newton was still standing. Albert Einstein walked over and said, "Newton, I've got you."

Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton. "Albert Einstein:

You are not Newton, who are you? Newton: "What do you see under my feet?"

Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile that was one meter long and wide, and was puzzled. Newton: "It's a square meter under my feet, and I'm standing on it and it's Newton, so you're not grabbing Newton, you're grabbing Pascal." ”

Summary. Xiao Ming offered to play guessing with his father. Dad said:

Yes, who can't guess the fine of 5 dimes. Xiao Ming: Okay, but you are more knowledgeable than me, I can't guess that you will only be fined 5 cents.

Dad agreed, and let Xiao Ming say the mystery first. Xiao Mingma: What kind of bird has three eyes?

Dad thought about it, and finally said helplessly: I don't know, admit punishment. Gives you 5 dimes.

Now you tell me the answer. Xiao Ming smiled slyly: I don't know, admit the punishment and give you 5 cents!

Xiao Ming offered to play guessing with his father. Dad said: Yes, who can't guess the fine of 5 dimes.

Xiao Ming: Okay, but you have more knowledge than me Tongqin asked, I can't guess that it will only be fined 5 cents. Dad agreed, and let Xiao Ming say the mystery first.

Xiao Mingma: What kind of bird has three eyes? Dad thought about it, and Yuan Ju finally said helplessly

I don't know, admit punishment. Gives you 5 dimes. Now tell me the answer.

Xiao Ming smiled slyly: I don't know, admit the punishment and give you 5 cents!

1. There was a drunkard who went to someone else's house to drink one day, and he drank it on his head and said to the guests: "If you have a long way to go, just go back first and keep an eye on the leak, don't accompany me anymore." 2. A man drank in a tavern all night, and finally the hotel hostess told him that the door was closing.

3. My colleague Xiao Fan invited everyone to drink, and a colleague drank too much and couldn't get up on the table.