What jaw dropping divine logic have you seen?

I'm recruiting for a hypermarket. Ask how the treatment is. Balabala's sentimentality, which couldn't move me, began to do homely work, and then said something that stunned me.

At your age, even if you are given 5,000 a month, you can't save money, you just like to spend money indiscriminately, so 2,005 a month is enough" I was stunned.

I had a tablemate who rubbed the chewed bubble gum into my hair, and he couldn't button it clean, so he told the old class that I was angry, and the old class said slowly: Why didn't he bully others? It takes two to tango! It takes two to tango! It's really a god logic.

When I was shopping, there was a wedding in the community to pick up the bride, and then I met a child and asked his mother: Mom, what are they doing? His mother said

Marry a daughter-in-law! The child asks: What is a daughter-in-law?

Mother: To marry a daughter-in-law is to get married! Child:

Then you are also married, my mother was instantly stunned and didn't know how!

Of course I have seen it, and it happened to me, the last time I ate instant noodles in the dormitory, my roommates came back from playing basketball, and when they saw me eating instant noodles, they directly scolded me: No wonder you are so fat and always eat this kind of junk food. For a moment I felt what kind of logic this was, speechless.

I had a good friend abroad, a friend who had a very good relationship, and she once asked me seriously: "My dear, in our country, marriage is a very sacred and solemn thing, so we have to go to the church to hold the wedding, so what about you?" Are the Chinese the same, going to the temple to hold a wedding"?

I didn't know how to answer for a while!

In the past, there was a roommate in the dormitory, and it was difficult to be hot in the summer, so she always turned on the air conditioner as soon as she returned to the dormitory, and then naturally turned off the air conditioner when she went out. One day, she was just about to go out and walked up to the air conditioner and was about to turn it off, when another roommate said, "What are you doing?"

She looked confused: "I'm going out"! "Why do you want to turn off the air conditioner when you want to go out"?

Because it costs electricity!" After saying "Di", I turned off the air conditioner and walked away, leaving us stunned for a long time and unable to speak!

Summary. Hello, classmates! The meaning of the words "so logic" and "fairy logic" is different!

Such logic and fairy logic, do the two words have similar meanings?

Hello, classmates! The meaning of the words "so logic" and "fairy logic" is different!

Because, 1So logical means; After describing a Bu Zezheng after expressing the logical point, the end of the total staring conclusion (similar to the above). 2, there is also the logic of my repentance.

3, the meaning of immortal logic is: the logic to describe this person is different and illogical, or this logic is the point of view that ordinary people do not hold the royal energy to think of Duan Moyan. So these two words have different meanings.

Immortal logic: For example: What kind of immortal logic are you talking about? How can it be so unreasonable!

During the New Year's holidays, the elders probably think it's boring to eat melon seeds. So I caught the juniors to ask some questions such as whether they had a girlfriend and when they would get married. Strangely, they never asked me.

At the time, I was amazed why these gossipy women were not interested in my private life.

When I was a child, my teacher told me to go to school at 7 o'clock, and then said that I would have to get up at 6 o'clock to ensure that I could get to school at 7 o'clock. One morning, I arrived at school on time and was chatting with a few classmates, and I said I got up at half past six. They were surprised, and I said that my house is away from the school, and I can guarantee that it will not be at 7 o'clock.

They felt that I was a bad boy and didn't listen to the teacher, and they threatened to go to the teacher to complain that I didn't get up at six o'clock.

What you call the logic of God, have you found that most of the two are in an unequal position, parents and teachers are that is, dominating and being dominated IMHO, whether you or I, what we can often choose is to accept and be forced to accept the logic of the superior, the role is often to make you willingly submit to the dominated position, and we try to use this logic to talk to them on an equal footing, relative to rationality and status, they will undoubtedly choose status.

A former colleague bought a three-bedroom apartment near his unit, and then was severely reprimanded by his blind date. Saying why she didn't buy a house in a place with a good primary and secondary school was not thinking about their children; Saying why she didn't buy a house near where he worked, it was not taking him into account; Saying why she wants to buy a house before marriage is a small calculation; In a word, you selfish woman, I won't marry you if I don't correct it immediately......The former colleague was dumbfounded.

Growing up, my dad and I were always in this cycle – my classmates invited me to hang out, but my dad didn't allow it, and I had no choice but to turn down my classmates. After refusing many times, no classmates came to me, and my dad began to dislike my communication skills in various ways, saying that I was stupid to play with my mobile phone all day long. Then occasionally, a new friend who didn't understand the situation asked me out, and then my dad sternly refused and continued to repeat the above situation.

In my sophomore year of high school, because of the college entrance examination, the rest of our grades were on vacation.

At that time, I was making up math at a teacher's place (my parents didn't give up on me) because there was no class at school, so the teacher asked me to go to his house to practice.

So I took a nap at noon, and my dad drove me to the teacher's house, and then he left. As a result, I went to the teacher's house, and the teacher told me that his child was allergic and couldn't make up the class today.

I had to walk home by myself.

I had five dollars in my pocket for the taxi my dad gave me, but I was hungry for ice powder near my house. One of our local desserts, fat sausage, is delicious. So I decided to walk home and eat ice powder.

I was walking in the scorching sun with my schoolbag on my back.

Suddenly, a police officer on a motorcycle, a brake stopped in front of me.

Uncle policeman opened his helmet and asked me anxiously

Liberal Arts or Science!!

Liberal Arts: "Don't get on the bus yet!" Uncle police said.

Maybe I'm stunned by the sun, and the other party is a police uncle! How can you not listen to the police!

So I got into the car as if I was stunned, and the policeman's uncle turned on his siren and drove me to our city's college entrance examination center (a middle school on the edge of the city) like a gust of wind

After the police uncle put me down, he left, and before leaving, he turned around and gave me a confident and demonic and small proud smile. And said: Take the exam well!!

Then he walked away and left me alone in the sun! The process is so fast! I can't react at all!!

Oh, my God!! What the hell!!

What can I do!

It's even farther away from home!!

Ahhh The point is!! The college entrance examination is restricted! I can't even see the shadow of a car!

It is impossible to take a taxi anymore.

A man braved the scorching sun and walked a farther way home.

I .........Yesterday in the ** department of the outpatient clinic, a small couple came.

The girls are white and clean, and the boys are five big and three thick, and they took the initiative to lock the door after coming in.

The teacher spoke, "Who are you who are coming to see the doctor, there is a problem." ”

The girl said, "Doctor, I have genital warts on the inside of my tongue. ”

Teacher and me: Let's check it out first. The teacher pressed his tongue with a cotton swab and turned on the light to look.

It doesn't look like it, how do you know it's genital warts? The teacher asked.

Hmmm.........Let's do a check-up first. ”

The head of the family divorced.

Student: Why get divorced.

Parent: It's all because you are disobedient that I found your Aunt X.

Well, put the blame for the affair on the child. Do you think that's the end of it? no no no

The point is that the child's agrees with this statement.

I think the weirdest thing I've ever seen so far is my former high school tablemate, and I've always said that he's an amazing man who can do things that make you feel like he's amazing. So what exactly are the behaviors?

When it comes to high school, the most important thing is definitely studying, and it seems that for Chinese high school students, there seems to be nothing else to say about high school life except studying. So how weird can my table mates be? Let me tell you about it.

First of all, if you look at my tablemate during the first half of the lunch break and do your homework, you just see him playing and not writing anything, and I ask him if you are not in a hurry, half of the time has passed, and he doesn't care at all. Later, when you look at her at the end of the day, he's basically done, and you don't even know what's going on during this time, so he catches up with the progress before you know it.

And my tablemate's ability to get answers is simply first-class, and our teacher once admired her ability, if he hadn't really seen it, he would definitely think that he had copied it or some other improper means. But when he is doing some difficult questions, he only does the relatively simple parts that everyone knows in the first part, and then he lives directly on his own imagination, that is, he can get the correct answer by relying on his own guessing ability, and I don't know if he should be called a scholar?

Anyway, in my high school life, the most bizarre person I've ever seen is him, and it's really not an exaggeration to call his various behaviors "strange operations". Of course, I don't think this strange thing here should be a derogatory term, it should be regarded as a kind of surprise that I can't believe and think it's amazing.