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Confucius said that bricks are used for fighting, hahaha!!

Confucius said: Fight with bricks! It's messy! Shine on the head! Don't die, don't die!

The Buddha said: My Buddha is compassionate! A brick is dead and can be!

Confucius said: Fight with bricks, according to the face, should not be messy, since it cares, how can it be alone, there are friends together, not happy, not careless, so to die, to die to pull down!

The Buddha said: !My Buddha is compassionate! With a knife, there is less pain, and it is compassion to alleviate suffering!

Confucius said: Fight with bricks, according to the face, should not be messy, since it cares, how can it be alone, there are friends together, not happy, not care.

Cry out to the dead! Heroes too!

Confucius said: Fight with bricks, according to the face, not chaotic. Since it cares, it can be alone, with friends, hard work, and happiness.

I don't care anymore, I don't care about death, I don't care about death! Do you know, don't know? It's clear, it's not clear, it's not clear that it's already a face to take a brick photo! It's clear.

Confucius said: Fighting is with bricks, not chaotic, according to the face, call fiercely, can't breathe again, the right hand is finished with the left hand, the bricks are broken with shoes, and the end is turned over!

Zedong said: With atoms, it doesn't hurt, and it doesn't feel at all!

The Buddha said: My Buddha is compassionate, less painful, and early to Bliss!

1.When I got home, my mother asked me, did you smoke? I said, no. Have you ever had a drink? I said, no. Is there a target? I said, no. Mom said, this, you can have, I said, this. Not really.

When we were in high school, some teachers were very bad with their students. A group of students have been oppressed for a long time, so they discussed the rectification of the teacher. On this day, the teacher was lecturing in class, and a boy sitting in the back row showed a painful look on his face

Reach out and can't see your toes.

People count the money until they have cramps in their hands, and they sleep until they wake up naturally. I slept until my hands cramped, and I counted the money until I woke up naturally.

Although you don't have Hawking's mind, don't be sad, you have Hawking's body.

I'll give you one.

When I have the money, I'll buy two Ferraris and drive them, one for the front and one for the back, and I'll carry you on my bike in the middle.

What is smaller than bacteria? Son of bacteria.

What is more beautiful than bacteria? Bacterium's girlfriend.

A fish that wants to die (acacia) all day long.

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I'm Hoe He, who's the noon?

Hahaha

.........You go to my QQ space to see it (444970056), after entering, click on the log, and then click on the category of "casual and funny", there are all in it, you can read it slowly yourself

huaiyundezhengzhao me. com remove me You know, you know what I'm talking about.

This kind of thing is inconvenient to say more.

Open it to yourself and comprehend it.

Keep some extra paper on the side.

1.Find a friend, let him say "mouse" 3 times, and then say "rat old" 3 times, and after he finishes saying "mouse, mouse, mouse, rat", immediately ask him "what is the cat most afraid of", it is almost guaranteed that he will answer "mouse", I have tried many times, and I have tried it repeatedly.

2.You ask him, "What is three points of water plus one?" ”

He thought for a moment and said, "Not sure, Lai?" ”

You ask, "What about a three-point water and a three-point water?" ”

Eighty percent of him would say, ". .What word? Is there such a word? Go? ”

In fact, it should be "law"...

3.Stretch out 1 finger and ask someone "how much is this".

Hold out 2 fingers again and ask someone "how much is this".

Stretch out 3 fingers again and ask someone "1 1 is what".

A maximum of 1 out of 10 people will answer correctly.

4.Q: Is there a number greater than 1? The other party said yes.

Is there anything bigger than 10? The other party said yes.

Until it comes to 100,000-

Finally, is there anyone who is more stupid than you? The other party replied vigilantly and said "no"!

5.A: Apart from humans, what animal likes to ask "why"?

B: I don't know.

A: It's a pig! B: Why?

Tell her: Once upon a time there was a pig who could only tell falsehoods (miu means nothing).

One day he was walking in the mountains, and (then asked her if she had heard of it) came a goat; The goat asks him where his house is, and he says falsely (and asks her if she has ever heard of it) Asks him to go there, and he says false, (and asks him if he has heard it) If she answers three times then you have succeeded

"I'll tell you a joke."

"Well, it's a joke."

Every time I say this to my wife, it works very well...

Tianya Forum humorous jokes have a special post for cold jokes.

It's so funny.

It's better to have a fire, the head is very itchy, scratch and scratch, and it burns, and there is a sparrow that is very noisy, how to help.

Press it, it's silent.

I can't remember it in my head...

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Upstairs, don't old jokes, don't you see??

Shuo said that he was beautiful, very cute, and so on.

In order to step on your space, I specially asked the boss for a day off and advanced 40 yuan in salary. I got up at 5 a.m. the next morning and walked 12 miles of mountain roads to a small town. I spent 7 yuan and took an hour's drive to the city.

It was already noon, so I ate a bowl of noodles for 3 yuan, and immediately went to the market to buy a new pair of liberation shoes for 16 yuan. I found a black bar nearby that doesn't require an ID card, a network card, and 2 yuan an hour. I asked the boss to turn on the machine, and I was clamoring for the boss to help me apply for a QQ, and then I added you, and after driving into your space, I was about to lift my feet in new shoes and step on you, when the little brother next to me stopped me.

What do you want to do? "Stepping on my friend's space, is it in your way? The little brother laughed at me and said:

It's not like that. I asked strangely, "How do you step on that?"

He really said politely: "Give me 5 yuan, and I'll help you." I thought to myself that it was worth it for you.

So they gave him money. When the little brother got the money, he casually moved the mouse and keyboard and said okay. It cost me 5 yuan to move the mouse and keyboard like this, and I really can't step on him.

Just like that, I stepped on your space, my hand touched my pocket, and I had 7 yuan left, and I just took the car home Friend, remember to step back!!

**There is space for classic and funny logs This is in my space.,I don't know if you like it or not.,There's this kind of thing in the introduction of what I like**.** Immortal Flying and Light Gong (Mao XVII) It is said that basketball is just right.

Actually, I feel that my space is not bad, I have similar preferences as you, welcome to my space to see, think it's good to take it.