I am anxious to ask for funny cross talk lines for junior high school students, and funny cross talk

Updated on amusement 2024-05-17
3 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-10

    The lines of the cross talk student version are as follows: A "big" thing

    A: Yesterday there was a big incident in our school, do you know brother? B:

    I don't know. Yesterday I happened to be sick and didn't go to school. A:

    It's scary. I witnessed it with my own eyes, and I was so scared that I almost ran out of pees. B:

    Yes! What is so scary? Tell me about it!

    A: You have to listen to me start slowly. B:

    Don't sell it. A: It happened yesterday morning at 9:59:60 ......B:

    You say it's over at 10 o'clock! A: At that time, Mr. Wu was teaching our class.

    The students listened very attentively and carefully. The classroom was silent, so quiet that you could hear a needle falling on the ground, but unfortunately no one was carrying a needle at that time.

    B: Ahem! A: At this moment, sitting by the window, I saw several teachers on campus, looking up at the sky with interest. After a while, several people were gathered. After a while, dozens more people were around. After a while, hundreds of ...... gathered around

    B: Wait, how can we have so many teachers in our school? A:

    Oh, it seems to be a preschool kid later. B: Look at it clearly!

    A: Mr. Wu is staring at me, can I see clearly? B:

    Tell me, what's going on? A: I also looked up, but there was a floor slab above my head, and there was nothing.

    B: Nonsense. Say it!

    What's going on?

    A: I saw the sky overcast, there was no sun, and I couldn't see ......the starsB: Why are you talking so much nonsense!

    A: At this moment, the heavens, suddenly ......It doesn't seem to be thunder. B:

    What? Is it an airplane**? A:

    No. B: Was it a rocket crash in the United States?

    A: No. B:

    Did the aliens hit a telephone pole? A: Not really.

    B: Oh, tell me, you're killing me! A:

    The clock ticked by. You said that Mr. Wu is too, he doesn't delay any class, but he just drags on this class. At that moment, ...... fell from the skyGuess what's dropping?

    B: I guess?!

    A: Guess. B:

    A: Smaller. Base Mu B:

    A coal truck? A: Small dots.

    B: Carriage? A:

    No matter how small. B: Bicycles?

    A: Not true. What do you think about eating?

    B: Did you say it earlier? - Whooper swans?

    A: No, moisture-containing ......B: Big winter melon?

    A: A little bit of a door, a little bit smaller. B:

    Watermelon? A: Smaller.

    B: Tomatoes? A:

    Small dots. B: Oranges?

    A: Small dots. B:

    Grape Mountain? A: Smaller.

    B: Still young? I can't guess!

    A: Stupid, it's ......B: What exactly?

    A: Snowflakes. B:

    It's snowing!

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-09

    A: Some words are pronounced upside down, and they become another Janesun Tuan word, and the meaning is different. Do you know?

    B: What's new here! If you can read it, I can turn it upside down.

    A: Can you do it?

    B: If you don't believe it, let's try.

    A: Listen, my mother often tells me stories.

    B It's easy, there was a traffic accident in the urban area.

    A: Quite right. "Story" turns into "accident", and the meaning is different.

    B: Don't say it's fun. Again.

    A: Shanghai is a beautiful city.

    B: The wind on the sea is really strong.

    A Cao Xueqin is a well-known writer in China.

    B: "Dream of the Red Chamber" is his famous novel.

    A: That's right, not bad. When did you learn it?

    B: Why do you need to learn? It would have been.

    Don't be complacent, let's get some difficulty.

    B. Accompany you to the end!

    A: A person who commits a crime is called a criminal.

    B The stationery of the pen Kaicha is called a pen holder.

    A: I brush my teeth with a toothbrush.

    B I pull the alarm to call the police.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-08

    B: Today, let's talk to everyone about cross talk. A:

    Wrong. B: What's wrong?

    A: It's not a paragraph, it's an episode. B:

    An episode? A: Yes!

    It's like an episode from a TV series. B: Does that mean it will continue in the future?

    A: That's right! Today we're talking about the first episode, followed by the second, third, and dozens of episodes.

    B: Why is the cross talk so long? A:

    New century, new content, new themes, new cross talk. B: What is so mysterious?

    A: People say that the 21st century is the century of great development of new technologies around the world. B:

    Right! A: I'm going to let you ** it now.

    A: **What will technology look like in the decades of the new century? B:

    I'm not a scientist, how can I? A: Use your brains, think!

    B: Think?! Cranky, okay?

    A: As long as there's a scientific basis, that's fine. B:

    What is the scientific basis? A: It is to make bold scientific and technological predictions for the future based on the current scientific and technological achievements and trends.

    B: I ......I still can't think of it. A:

    I can't think of it either. B: You can't think of it, isn't it?

    A: It's okay if you can't figure it out! But someone figured it out.

    B: Who came up with it? A:

    Science and technology experts. They have come up with an unimaginable picture of the future world.

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