Jokes offer a little put! Thank you

A netizen: "Sinopec, what's going on with the sky-high price of Moutai?" Sinopec: "Let's talk about how many ways to eat carrots." ”

Qin Shi Huang, you already owe 100 million yuan in cemetery management fees, you are still embarrassed to lie down, please pay the cemetery management fee as soon as possible, and if you overdue, you will be treated as an ownerless orphan grave. The Mausoleum of Qin Shi Huang has been 2221 years ago, according to the payment every 20 years, to pay 111 times, each time to pay 56 * 1000 * 20,000 = 1120000, Qin Shi Huang's descendants owe a total of 1120000 * 111 times = 100 million yuan.

A deck of poker went out together and was hungry until noon. The king said who is going to get something to eat, but you push me with fifty-four cards, I push you, and finally the six of hearts says: I suggest that the three of clubs go to get food!

Meihuasan jumped up and shouted: Why me? The Six of Hearts said:

Plum blossom three lanes.

One day you stood on a bus stop and laughed, causing passers-by to look at you as if they were looking at a rare animal. One of them asked you why you were smirking, and you held back your laughter and said proudly: I played the ticket buyer and didn't get on the bus after buying the ticket.

It's been a long time since anyone has blown the cowhide so fresh and refined!

You get out of here, keep rolling ......

Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm just not so beautiful.

If you are unreasonable, you must have a plan!

The sky was brightened.

It's not that the road is uneven, it's that you can't.

Disgusting mother hugged nausea and cried very sadly, why? I died ...... because of nauseaIf I hadn't been able to beat you, I would have turned against you a long time ago.

My heart was so broken that I took it out like dumpling filling.

Elementary school students make sentences:

Topic: Sad.

Elementary school student: It's sad that there is a ditch in front of my house.

Teacher's comment: The teacher is more sad.

Topic: Again... Again...

Elementary School: My mom was short, tall, fat, and thin.

Teacher's Comment: Is Your Mom a Transformer?

Topic: Look.

Elementary school students: What do you see! Haven't seen it?

Teacher's comment: Don't drag it too much.

Topic: Innocence.

Elementary school student: It's really hot today.

Teacher's comment: You are so naïve.

1. A male deer, it walks and walks, and it goes faster and faster, and finally it becomes a highway (deer)!!

2. When will Taiwan want reunification?

When buying instant noodles.

3、.A medium-rare steak and a medium-rare steak were met on the street, why didn't they say hello? (Assuming they can talk).

Because .........Because .........

Because they don't know each other

4. Why does the plane fly so high and not hit the stars?

Answer: Because the stars "shine".

You know.