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In math class the other day, something interesting happened. If you want to know, listen to me finish the story below.
Once, we were taking an exam, and our classroom was quiet, and suddenly, Li Shengyuan cried, "Wow, wow, wow." What's wrong? Li Shengyuan.
Teacher Huang walked down from the podium and asked, "During recess, Chi Rui's eraser was missing, so I said, 'I'll give you a pencil.'" Chi Rui gave me a punch in the chest, and it was where I was injured.
Teacher Huang said again: "Then you hurry up to the infirmary" As soon as Teacher Huang's voice fell, Li Shengyuan ran out, and as soon as Li Shengyuan left, Teacher Huang said to Chi Rui again: "Chi Rui, look at you, what if you make someone else wrong?"
Besides, you didn't shed blood. "That's when the funniest thing happened. Chi Rui cried and shouted:
I'm not a man! I'm a girl. Immediately, the whole class burst into laughter!
Wang Dingxuan still wanted to listen to it, so he said what everyone said again, and Chi Rui really said it again, and at this time, the whole class laughed even more.
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Forehead. Eating oranges in math class.
Huangpu District Wenchuan Primary School Class 6 (4) Kong Jiexin.
I have been studying in primary school for six years, and the most memorable thing is that math class.
In that lesson, we were learning about the ball. The teacher informed us one day in advance that we would bring some ball-shaped objects back the next day, such as basketballs, table tennis balls, iron balls, etc., among which the whole class had to bring --- oranges, and also asked us to bring a fruit knife back, because we had to do experiments, and after doing experiments, oranges can still be eaten! The students were excited and looking forward to the early arrival of math class.
The next day, it was time for math class, and everyone couldn't wait to bring out oranges, fruit knives, and balls. After class, the students were very different today, all of them were full of energy and listened to the class very carefully. Cut the oranges, first of all, the teacher asked us to cut the oranges into two equal parts, lo and behold, the students' eyes were wide, but they couldn't eat it yet, to observe its characteristics, but I found that some of the students couldn't wait, and their tongues kept licking the oranges!
Then the teacher asked us to divide the oranges into four equal portions, and then we had to observe their characteristics. At this time, many classmates couldn't wait, and they were already licking and eating, gobbling up, as if they had been hungry for a few days. Not to be outdone, I licked it, and it tasted great, sweet and sour!
When the teacher gave the order to eat, the scene was even more spectacular, and some students couldn't care about their image of Sven in the eyes of others, and their original form was revealed, and they even went to eat their classmates' oranges. The classmates are all like little gluttonous cats, and their mouths are dirty when they eat. The teacher couldn't help but laugh when he saw that we were full of "ugly", and the classroom became a sea of joy.
Eating oranges in math class, the sweet taste and the beautiful feeling made me remember it for a long time, and I will never forget it.
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Nowadays, there are a lot of comprehensive lessons in elementary school math classes, and I remember when I was a teacher, many of the lessons were games from beginning to end, so I should be able to write about it.
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If the chickens are rested on Sundays, it's 30.
If you don't take a break, it's 35.
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Write an essay on an interesting story in class.
The first session of the afternoon was a history class, and the teacher was very interested in the class.
Laifu was lying on the desk and falling asleep, and the teacher was very angry, so he called Laifu up.
The teacher asked, "You say, what do Wang Anshi and Ouyang Xiu have in common?" Laifu blurted out: "They are all from the Song Dynasty." ”
The teacher then asked: "Then tell me, what do they have in common with Tang Taizong and Zhuge Liang?" Laifu was stunned and replied:
Do they have anything in common with Sun Yat-sen and Lu Xun? Rifle thought for a moment and said, "They are all men."
The teacher then asked, "What if you add Li Qingzhao and Cixi?" Laifu was anxious: "He, they are all Chinese." ”
The teacher smiled: "Tell me again, what do Napoleon and Caesar have in common?" "They were all emperors. ”
What do they have in common with Darwin and Hitler? Rift had already figured out the trick at this time, and he said proudly: "They are all foreigners." ”
The teacher pressed again: "Then what do they have in common with the people I mentioned earlier?" Rifle poked a rod to the end: "They are all human beings." ”
The teacher asked again: "As far as I know, among these people, Zhuge Liang raised chickens, Cixi and Caesar also raised dogs, counting these animals, do they have anything in common with them?" ”
The teacher asked, and he came to bless. Sweat began to break out on his head: "This ......."This ......They are all dead. ”
Well, it does. The teacher nodded.
Laifu sat down with a weak leg, and thought: This is the end of the problem, right?
Unexpectedly, the teacher said, "You stand up, and there is one last question—if they are still alive now, can they find common ground?" ”
Rifle was dumbfounded, and he thought for five minutes before he said with a sad face, "If you don't count the jet lag, they (they) should have all had lunch!" ”
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Bell bell bell ......"When class started, my classmates and I hurriedly ran into the classroom. The math teacher came, he gently walked to the podium, picked up the chalk and wrote "160+345=" on the blackboard.
At this time, Kong Lingzheng, who was very positive about a problem, didn't think about it, and immediately got up from his seat, raised his hands high, and shouted loudly: "I ......."I ......He had a walnut in his mouth, and my classmates and I burst out laughing. The teacher saw it, picked up the teaching rod and walked in front of Kong Lingzheng, ready to scare him.
Seeing the teacher's posture, Kong Lingzheng hurriedly hugged his head, with a very frightened look on his face, and kept saying "Aoqiao Lingfeng...... in his mouthO'......He hid vigorously from Chen Xiaomeng, who was at the same table, and almost climbed on Chen Xiaowang Kuanmeng. The teacher smiled, went back to the podium, and called another student. Kong Lingzheng saw that the teacher didn't call him, so he immediately pursed his lips and muttered, "No......No......My classmates and I burst into laughter again.
After class, on the way to the toilet, I thought to myself, how nice it would be if every class had such a funny scene!
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