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Zhao Weiguo: Zhao Weiguo: I am in good health, I have never been in the hospital in my life, yesterday I ate 50 salted duck eggs in one breath, and just halfway through eating, I caused appendicitis. Ouch, doctor, it's a lot of money to cut the appendix.

GI: 2,000.

Zhao Weiguo: Two thousand, doctor, don't cut the appendix with your knife for two thousand, you can go directly here. I'll give you this life.

GI: How much do you think is appropriate?

Zhao Weiguo: At most, eighty.

GI: Eighty? Okay, eighty is eighty.

Zhao Weiguo: Oh, it's cheap, I returned 2,000 to 80, or I have to pay a price for everything. Eighty dollars will cut the appendix, and I will eat more than eighty McDonald's.

Tomorrow I'm going to call my whole family to have my appendix cut en masse. Eighty bucks, doctor, hurry up, hurry up, while it's hot.

GI: While it's hot, I'm not striking iron, this is surgery, you should be serious. You're going to get an anesthetic, right?

Zhao Weiguo: Yo, doctor, are you killing pigs or what, now you have to kill pigs and take anesthetics, why don't you treat me as a human being?

GI: Didn't you say 80 yuan, where is there anesthetic?

Zhao Weiguo: Ouch, why don't you take anesthetic? If I don't take anesthetic, I'll die.

GI: If you take anesthetic, then 800 yuan a shot.

Zhao Weiguo: Eight hundred? Doctor, are you taking anesthetics or XO?

Zhao Weiguo: Imported anesthetic, local anesthesia!

GI: Do you have a cheaper one?

GI: There are cheap ones, but there are them, but the effect is not guaranteed, and you will wake up when you wake up.

Zhao Weiguo: Hey, the importer, the doctor, the import, the negative effect is too great, I can't afford it.

GI: After an injection, it still hurts, right?

Zhao Weiguo: Oh, in the end, money is money, and goods are goods? If you say hemp, you're numb.

Soldier: Disembowelment below, yes, yes, bleeding, bleeding, you guy's bloody. It's so high. Alas, do you want to stop the bleeding?

Zhao Weiguo: Hey, why is there more than blood, of course it stops bleeding, doctor?

GI: Do you use hemostatic gauze or rags?

Zhao Weiguo: Do you still have a rag to stop the bleeding?

Soldier: My hemostatic gauze costs five or six dollars.

Zhao Weiguo: Ouch, no matter how much money it is, hurry up and stop the bleeding, otherwise you will lose this old life.

Soldier: Yes, if you have this attitude, I will be able to do it. Now stop your bleeding, open the wound, find the appendix, and cut it with a knife. Congratulations, the surgery was a complete success. Finally, you still have to sew it up.