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One day, Cao Cao and Liu Bei cooked wine and talked about heroes. Outside, there were dark clouds, lightning and thunder, wind and rain. The two drank a few glasses, and Liu Bei suddenly let out a fart, very embarrassed.

Liu Bei was embarrassed, only to hear Guan Yu behind him say calmly: "Don't be surprised, the fart comes from the feather (rain)!" ”

As soon as Guan Yu's voice fell, Zhao Yun on the side took a step forward and said, "Don't be surprised, farts come from the clouds!" ”

As soon as Zhao Yun finished speaking, Zhang Fei, who had a loud voice, then shouted: "The fart is flying!" ”

Everyone burst into laughter. Liu Bei has also returned to normal.

Cao Cao didn't laugh, he was deeply touched by this matter. After sending Liu Bei and the others away, Cao Cao said to his subordinates: "Liu Bei's subordinates, when they saw that the lord had a mistake, they all rushed to take responsibility and make up for their mistakes, which can really be described as loyal. If it's your turn, will it be possible? ”

Everyone was indignant and said in unison: "Prime Minister, isn't it just a, what's so difficult about this!" You'll see next time. ”

A few days later, Cao Cao invited Liu Bei to drink again, and during the banquet he wanted to fart to see how his subordinates reacted. After holding it for a long time, I finally held back a little fart. Everyone had been waiting for a long time, and when they heard the sound of "goo", the general Xu Chu was anxious, and hurriedly shouted first:

The fart was put by Chu (pig)! ”

Wang Lang followed closely and said: "The fart was put by Lang (wolf)!" ”

Gou An said: This is Gou (dog) fart.

Cai Mao said: This is a Mao (cat) fart.

Cao Cao's eyes widened when he heard this, and the others thought that Cao Cao thought he was slow, so they rushed to him.

Niu Jin said: "This is a golden fart!" ”

Xun Yu said: "This is Yu (jade) fart!" ”

Cao Hong said: "The fart is Hong (red)!" ”

Gao Ran said: "The fart is Lan (blue)!" ”

Jiang Gan said: "The fart is dry!" ”

Sima Shi said: "The fart is Shi (wet)!" ”

Xiahou Yuan said: "The fart is Yuan (round)!" ”

Cao Fang said: "The fart is square! ”

He is worthy of being my No. 1 military advisor. Cao Cao thought secretly. Let's hear what he has to say.

I only heard Guo Jia say: "This is Jia (fake) fart!" ”

Cao Zhen grabbed again: "This is a real fart!" ”

Guo Huai said: "This is Huai (bad) fart!" ”

Zhang He said: "The fart is (drinking)!" ”

Sima Yan said: "The fart is Yan (pharyngeal)!" ”

Xu Huang said: "The fart is dangling!" ”

Xiahou Dun said: "The fart is Dun (jumping)!" ”

Guo Tu said: "The fart is (spit out)!"

Xiahou Ba said: "The fart is out of the tyrant".

Xun You said: "The fart is from You! ”

Full pet said: "The fart is a pet (rush)!" ”

Jiang Ji said: "The fart is squeezed (squeezed)!" ”

Zhong Xuan said: "The fart is from the fart (shake)!" ”

Finally, Cao Cao couldn't hold back any longer, and said angrily: "Nonsense, farts are out." ”

Liu Bei and the others were already smiling.

Once upon a time there was a child who was disobedient, and then he died. A duck walked into the box, and a rabbit came out and asked why? Pressure transformer (duck) device.

Xiao Ming and Xiao Hong are at the same table, one day, Xiao Ming borrowed an eraser, Xiao Hong didn't borrow it, Xiao Ming said that you borrowed a dead horse, Xiao Hong lent it to him, and then Xiao Hong died. LZ chose it for the sake of the score of the mobile phone.

One day, Xiao Ming was playing on the street and met the teacher, who said: Xiao Ming, 1+1=How many? Xiao Ming said:

I don't know The teacher said: Go home and ask the parents to go Xiao Ming said: Ao.

Xiao Ming came home and said to his mother, "Mom, 1+1=how much?" it said: Get out of the way!

Her mother was doing the laundry, so she didn't have time to talk about it, so she said this. Then Xiao Ming asked his father: How much is 1+1=?

His dad said: Buy a Dongdong granular! Then Xiao Ming asked his brother again, "Brother, 1+1=how much?"

His brother said: It's so cool!! Because his brother was playing with the computer and wearing headphones, he didn't hear it) and then he asked her sister again, and his sister said:

I was waiting for you outside (in fact, he talked to someone else but didn't hear it outside) The next day, the teacher said: Xiao Ming, do you know how many times 1+1 = is? "Got it!

Xiao Ming said, the teacher said 1+1 = how much? Xiao Ming said get out of the way! (He learned what the said, (*Who did the teacher say taught you?)

Xiao Ming said: Buy a Dongdong District! (Learn from his dad.)

o( oBang!) The teacher gave Xiao Ming a slap in the face, and Xiao Ming said: It's so cool! Learn from his brother o (-o).

The teacher said, "You stand outside for me!" Xiao Ming said: I'm waiting for you outside! (Learn from his sister< ( 3 ) > teacher is dizzy...

There's a toothpick! He's walking and walking on the road! Suddenly! A hedgehog passes by! Toothpicks beckon! Say: Bus! I also love bad jokes! And many more! Ha ha! Ask for adoption!

One day the father was chatting with his son. Dad: "Sometimes a fool can't get the questions he asks.

Dad said again, "Do you have such a situation? The son hesitated:

Dad, I can't call what you asked. Dad fainted.

5-year-old Xiao Ming confessed to 4-year-old Xiaohong, Xiaohong said: Don't make trouble, we are not two or three-year-old children!

At lunchtime, Xiao Ming pushed his bowl in front of Xiao Gang next to him: "Try the rice I brought......Xiao Gang scooped a large spoonful and put it in his mouth. Xiao Ming added: "How? I've been sitting for two days, can I still eat it? ”

24 hours a day, an hour has 60 minutes, may I ask which time of the day people are the most anxious, 12:59 - a little faster.

Once upon a time, there was a family that had a lot of appliances, and one day, he asked his appliances to take turns telling jokes, and the audience had to laugh, and those who didn't laugh had to be sent to the Sahara Desert, and the table lamp told a joke, and everyone laughed, only the rice cooker said, "It's so cold." So the lamp was sent to the Sahara Desert, and the TV told a joke, and everyone leaned back and forth with laughter, except for the rice cooker and said, "It's so cold." So the TV was also sent to the Sahara Desert. The computer told a joke, and everyone laughed so hard that they couldn't get up, only the rice cooker said, "It's so cold." Just as the computer was about to be sent to the Sahara Desert, the rice cooker suddenly turned to the air conditioner and said, "If you want to laugh, don't open your mouth so wide that I will die of cold!" ”

One day when I went shopping, I wanted to buy two pineapple pies and an egg tart, but when I entered the store, I blurted out: "Come on two pineapple tarts!" What's even more frustrating is that the salesperson actually understood.

A loaf of bread walked and walked hungry and ate itself.