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1."Bright moonlight in front of the bed", the next sentence is filled in by classmates "Li Bai's fragrance of sleep"....2."Three stinkers", he actually filled in the next sentence, "The smell is the same"....The teacher immediately fainted....3.

Tao Yuanming's "Don't bend your waist for five buckets of rice", and the classmate dared to write "Give me six buckets"....4."If you are poor, you will be alone", and in the next sentence, the students should fill in "If you are rich, you will have a group of wives and concubines".

5."The egret flies in front of the Xisai Mountain", and the next sentence "The turtle climbs by the river in the East Village"?

6."If there is love in the sky, the sky will be old", the next sentence "If people have love, they will die early"?

7."Grape wine glow-in-the-dark glass", the next sentence "a lot of money and beauties"....8."Think about the past, Jin Ge Iron Horse", the next sentence "Look at the present, stalking"...9.

This is enjoyable! "Luoyang relatives and friends ask each other", classmates say "please don't tell him"...10."If the relationship between the two is long-lasting", the classmate said "it should be when the two get married".

11."I hate less when the book is used", and the students are worried about "the money is not enough to spend at the end of the month"....12."Clear water out of hibiscus", someone wrote "Troubled times out of heroes"....13."Ask how much sorrow you can have", and the classmates filled in "just like a pot and two pots".

14.This is absolutely amazing! The sunshine incense burner produced purple smoke, Li Bai came to the bathroom, and in an instant, Li Bai became a little eunuch.

There is a person named Jiang Xiaofan, and he draws a circle for words he can't write. One day, his father was sick, and Jiang Xiaofan wrote a letter:

Dear old :

I heard that you gave birth, you have to take care of it, don't go down casually! Your dear son: Jiang Xiao's father received this letter and asked the neighbor to read it, but the neighbor thought it was an egg and read it aloud

Dear old egg, I heard that you laid eggs, you have to raise eggs well, don't lay eggs casually! Your dear son: Jiang Xiaodan.

When my father heard this, he fainted.

Xiao Ming and his father climbed the mountain, it took three hours to climb to the top of the mountain, and his father said: Look at how beautiful the scenery below is, Xiao Ming said: Since the scenery below is beautiful, why do we spend three hours climbing up, Dad.

I want to surf the Internet every day, but I don't know what to do when I turn on the computer. In addition to QQ, I don't know what to do for a while, a hard refresh. It's boring, boring, classic cold jokes.

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As you know, some students often set up some "sets" to joke with you. I remember when I was learning "The Story of Yueyang Tower", student A suddenly pointed to the word "poetry" in the sentence "engrave Tang Xian's poems on it" in the textbook and asked me: "How do you pronounce these two words?"

I was caught off guard for a moment and blurted out: "'Poetry'! A immediately replied:

Hey, apprentice! "I just knew I had been fooled. I pondered for a moment, and I had a way to take revenge, I asked

So how do you pronounce these two words? A said, "I don't know."

I knew I had this answer, so I smiled and said, "You're too bad to talk about!" You don't even know the 'master' anymore!

Second question.

Teacher: "I have two questions, and if you can answer the first question, you don't need to answer the second question." ”

How many hairs do you have? The teacher asked.

120 million. The student replied.

How do you know? The teacher asked.

When the boss of China Mobile went to the public toilet, the old man who guarded the gate said: "Go in three cents, come out two cents!" The boss was stunned and said

Is there a charge for coming out? Uncle said: "Learn to move two-way charging!"

The boss came out of the toilet and was stopped again, and the old man said, "You are squatting in the No. 8 pit." Pay a selection fee.

Released a fart. Pay a dollar roaming fee. More than three minutes.

Pay another overtime fee. The toilet has a background**. Collect two cents of ringtones.

If you frequent it. I advise you to get a toilet ** is more cost-effective! The boss was furious:

Which royal law is this? The uncle waved his hand: "I am the master of my territory!."

I'm eating outside, good morning, baby, no, ah, ah, yes, no, no, ah, no, yes, yes, no, yes My mom.

It was so hot that the table was so hot that it burned a mosquito to death!