Provide a funny joke and come up with a few funny jokes

2. A person bought a new car, and his license plate number is 00544 (move me to try). Soon after, his car was hit by another car with license plate number 44944 (just try it).

There was a guy who was climbing the rock, and when he was about to get to the top of the mountain, there was a big bad wolf with a candle that wanted to burn the rope, and the man said a word, and the big bad wolf blew out the candle, and the man said, "Happy birthday."

Chinese test questions for foreigners.

Q: What is $10?

A Piece B Sample C All D Cardigan.

The thief stole a chicken and was plucking the chicken by the river, and it was a policeman who came and the thief hurriedly threw the chicken into the river.

The policeman asked, "What are you doing?" What's in the river? ”

The thief said, "It's a chicken, he's going to cross the river, I'm helping him look after his clothes......."”

Zi said; Fight with bricks, don't mess up! Shine on the head! Don't die!

The Buddha said; Nonsense! My Buddha is compassionate! Not much! 1. Bricks are dead!!

One day, the ox gave the donkey a difficult question, asking which of the two insects under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but still couldn't answer. Niu scolded: What a stupid donkey, male left and female right!

A woman asked her boyfriend, 'Are you willing to die for me?' 'Since Mandarin is not standard, are you willing to do it for me?' The man weakly pulled out a spoonful of earwax and fed it to her.

Backgammon lighters there will not be lit**.

The four-year-old boy kissed the three-year-old girl, and the girl said to the boy, "You kiss me, but you will be responsible for me." ”

The boy patted the girl on the shoulder maturely and said with a smile: "Don't worry, we are not children of one or two years old again!" ”

There is only a small one. White rabbit.

Go out and pick mushrooms.

Lost walking.

As I walked, I ran into a little black rabbit.

So I asked. Big Black Rabbit.

Can you tell me my way home.

Black Rabbit said. Okay, you let my brother be happy and happy.

My brother will tell you.

So the black rabbit gave the white rabbit *.

After the incident, Xiaobai. The rabbit then walked on his way home.

As a result, I got lost again.

Ran into a little gray rabbit.

So he asked again.

Big Black Rabbit. Can you tell me my way home?

Grey Rabbit said yes.

You make your brother happy. And. Lehe.

My brother will tell you.

Gray rabbit as a result. Give the little white rabbit *.

The little white rabbit returns home.

It didn't take long for a litter of white rabbits to rise.

Who knows what color that litter is?

Can't guess, right? Let my brother be happy and happy.

My brother will tell you.