The more funny jokes, the better, and the more super funny jokes, the better

A letter from Tang Seng to Wukong.

Dear Wukong: I've been living in Heaven for a while, I wonder if you're doing well in Huaguo Mountain? I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you can't read quickly.

We've moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number with us when we moved. It rained twice this week, the first for 3 days and the second for 4 days.

Yesterday we went to buy pizza and the clerk asked, "Do you want to cut it into 8 or 12 slices?" Your thrifty wife said, "I'm sure I'll cut 8 slices, but I'm afraid I won't be able to eat 12 slices." "The pizza at that restaurant is not bad, and we will go to the restaurant on the street for steak together another day.

And the coat that your Aunt Guanyin said you wanted me to send, because it would be overweight when mailed, so we cut off the buttons and put it in the pocket of that coat.

Your sister Chang'e gave birth in the morning. Because I don't know if it's a man or a woman, I don't know if you're going to be an aunt or an uncle. Nothing has happened lately, I will write to you again.

1. A:"Hey, you're stepping on my feet! \"

B:"You know, so many people I stepped on your feet, don't you think we have fate? \"

A taxi driver was driving when he saw a crazy man riding a motorcycle in front of him. The kid in the back seat was about to be thrown out. The driver caught up with which person said:

Man, your kid is about to fall. After hearing this, the man looked back and asked in surprise: "Son, where is your mother?"

At noon one day, Lao Liu happened to meet Lao Zhang on the road, hurriedly greeted him, and casually took out a dime from his pocket and handed it to Lao Zhang.

Lao Liu said: "Lao Zhang, I borrowed a dime from you the day before yesterday, and I didn't pay it back until today." ”

Lao Zhang said: "Forget it, a dime, what's the matter!" ”

To be returned, to be returned! Lao Liu insisted on stuffing a dime into Lao Zhang's hand.

Lao Zhang had no choice but to accept it and said, "If you really want to pay it back, I'm welcome, I'll go back later, and I'll circle this account!" ”

One day, a schoolboy asked his father what the "person" in front of him was. Dad said, "Son, that's a sausage (this is a joke)." "Oh. ”

After a few more days, he asked again what the motorcycle in front of him was. Dad said, "This is a cucumber (this is a joke, too)." ”

After a few more days, he also asked if blood was a god horse. Dad said impatiently, "It's ketchup." ”

Later, he saw a man riding a motorcycle, got into a car accident, and bleed. He hurriedly called "120": "Hey, I saw the sausage riding a cucumber lying on the ground with tomato sauce!!

Doctor: "....

Once upon a time there was a **, walking and walking ...... the streetsAnd then it hung up ......Bad joke, hehe.

In Chinese class, the teacher asked Xiao Ming to use the word Great Wall to form a sentence. Xiao Ming said: "The Great Wall is very long. The teacher said, "No, make another one!" Xiao Ming was even more unhappy, twisted his head and said, "Why, I'm not Qin Shi Huang!" ”

You can go to the Encyclopedia of Troubles to take a look.