Is there a super funny joke?

Female: Put it on!

M: It's better not to wear it.

F: Wear a safety point.

M: Trust my skills.

F: If you don't wear it, you won't be allowed to get on it.

M: If you don't wear it, you look like a man.

F: Are you annoyed? Will you die wearing a helmet on a motorcycle?

Joke|Spoof|Funny|Thunderman|**|It's in.

There was a man who kept everything he had as a treasure.

I don't want my stuff to be out there.

One day across the river.

He let out a fart.

I thought, "Yikes." Miscellaneous? My baby fell into the river lira.

Jumping into the river to catch his fart without caring for anything.

A passer-by saw him.

Very confused. So I asked him:

What are you fishing in the river?

The fart man said:"

I'm fishing for a baby.

Passers-by listened.

Baby. Passers-by also jumped and pulled down.

Fish with him.

Catch it until the day is almost black.

The fart man asked the passerby.

Did you catch it? The passer-by said: No.

Fish until midnight three watch.

The fart man asked the passerby.

Did you catch it? Passerby: No.

The fart man kept asking passers-by, did you catch it?

The passer-by hurriedly said

I got a fart.

The fart man listened.

You've got a fart.

That's mine. Hurry up and give it to me. Give me.

Magical ants.

A man was sentenced to 12 years in prison and was bored in prison.

One day, he noticed that an ant could understand him, so he began to train it.

A few years later, the ant would not only do handstands, but also somersault, much to his pride. When he finally got out of prison, the first thing he did was run to the bar, ready to show off his amazing ant.

He first ordered a beer from the bartender, then took the ant out of his pocket and put it on the table, and said to the bartender".

One day the turtle.

Injured, let the snail go to buy medicine, waited for two hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle scolded: Damn, if you don't come back, Lao Tzu will die. I only heard the sound of a snail outside the door: You are going to scold Lao Tzu for not going.

When eating in a very small restaurant, there are a lot of people, so the food ordered is very slow to serve...

At this time, a man was in a hurry and shouted to the waiter: "Waiter, waiter, where are my pig ears?" ”

Legal: One day, A and B are chatting:

A: "Why does the law say that a man can only marry one wife?" ”

B: "When you get married, you know that this law is protecting our men. ”

2) Psychopaths steal.

One day, 3 psychopaths sneak out outside!

Later, I caught it back for the dean!!

Ask the three of them: How did you get out?

The first one said: "The heavy rain on the green mountains washed me down!"

The second said: "The green mountains are against the wall, and I ran out!"

The third said, "Do you want to know how I got out?" I don't know!

3) The Tale of the Brewmaster:

Once Guo Jiuxian was drunk, and found his home at eleven o'clock in the evening, the door of the yard had been bolted, Guo Jiuxian had to climb the wall into the courtyard, and when Guo Jiuxian climbed the pigsty wall and the courtyard wall, he accidentally slipped into the pigsty. Guo Jiuxian mistakenly thought that when he got home, the pig bit Guo Jiuxian's clothes with his teeth. After tossing several times, Guo Jiuxian began to vomit wine, how much Guo Jiuxian vomited, how much the pig ate, and after a while, the pig was also drunk and fell asleep.

The next morning, as soon as Guo Jiuxian's wife opened the courtyard door, she heard the sound of snoring in the pigsty, and Guo Jiuxian's wife approached and saw that Guo Jiuxian was sleeping with the pig in his arms, and at this moment everything was fully understood.

There was a woman who went to the sex shop and wanted to buy a vibrator, and the boss said, "It's all on it, choose it yourself", and the woman said seriously, "I want the red one!" The boss glanced at it and said, "Miss, that's a fire extinguisher!" ”。

A monk playing golf.

He hit a ball.

Before he entered, he scolded: Fuck.

Crooked, he hit another ball.

Still didn't get in. He cursed again: Fuck.

When he had beaten the nun who had been by his side, he said, "Sir."

As a monk.

Swearing will be struck by lightning.

The monk didn't care.

Keep scolding. At this time, the clouds were thick.

The sky sank suddenly.

A few thunderclaps were also heard from time to time.

Just listen to the sound of "boom".

The nun was struck to death by thunder.

The monk was puzzled.

It's obviously a foul language that I scolded.

How do you hack a nun to death?

That's when God spoke: fucking crooked.