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Characters: ornament, ornament, ornament.
As , as , 1 role teacher. Bad student name. Good student name.
Bad 1 :( crossed Erlang's legs, eating snacks, and shaking his head while watching comics) When is the summer vacation, and going to school is almost annoying.
Bad 2 :(eating snacks and holding drinks) is, how many days have I been in school, almost five days, I can only describe it in one word. Bother!
Bad 3 :( just woke up in a daze) Maybe 300,000 seconds before Saturday opens. (After talking about variables) 1234...
Bad 2 :( pushed him and jokingly said) It's so precise, how can you test that little in the exam, hum.
Bad 1 :(Despair) It's going to be so long.
Okay :(helplessly) should be about 30,000 seconds, what is the concept of 300,000 seconds, about 90 hours.
Bad 3 :(Shame, helpless) You don't care, this troublesome calculation is not suitable for Uncle Ben.
Here comes the teacher. Everyone started to collect it, but the comics fell and the drink leaked, so I woke up startled.
The teacher looked at it and said: (angry and helpless) Why are you still doing nothing, you are about to graduate and take the exam, don't you want to review?
Bad 1 :( Garlic) graduation exam, what is the number?
Bad 2 :(pretending to be innocent) I don't know.
Bad 3 :(snickering) Silly?
Well, :(helpless) is less than twenty days away.
Bad 1 :(pretending to be surprised) twenty days, fake it.
Bad 2: Don't pretend, it's not like you don't know.
Bad 3: How many times have you used this trick?
Bad 1 :(Laugh after spoofing).
Teacher: Quiet, yes, there are less than 20 days, how can you still play?
Bad 1: Our family is divided into school districts, what are we afraid of.
Bad 2: It's just that my family is good in Qingzhong.
Bad 3 ; What are you, my home is in Huaizhong.
Okay: You guys, it's really hopeless.
Teacher: Don't you miss elementary school life?
Bad 1 :(Bad laugh) Nostalgia, nostalgia, nostalgia.
Bad 2 : Nostalgia, nostalgia.
Bad 3 ; How can you not miss it.
Okay: I really want to go back to the old days, when I was in first grade... Make a memory).
Teacher: I'll give you a moment of reminiscence, and a paragraph that allows the whole class to reminisce about elementary school life if you can, if you can, a little more time, if not, just pass by).
Bad 1: Actually, elementary school life is quite memorable.
Bad 2 : yes (nodding).
Bad 3 :(sigh).
Well:( still in my own memories).
Sensei: :(nodded happily) So...
Bad 1 : I'm going to write a memoir.
Bad 2: I'm going to write a classmate.
Bad 3: I'm going to write a memoir and I'm writing a classmate.
Good; (Don't believe it) just you?
Teacher: :(don't believe it either) what?
Bad 1: How don't you believe us?
Bad 2 ; Teachers should give us encouragement.
Bad 3: yes.
Teacher: :(get angry) I mean you should study hard! (Hedong lion roars).
The bad student gagged his ears in fright: Ah.
Okay:( shook his head proudly) Did you hear that?
This is incomplete, you can continue to write it yourself.
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No, you go to A67 to see a lot, variety shows, sketches, cross talk, and dances
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year "Blind Date".
In 1990, Zhao Benshan and Huang Xiaojuan's sketch "Blind Date" told the hilarious story of parents on a blind date for their children and found that they had been friends for many years. This is Zhao Benshan's first appearance on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, and this show won the first place in the opera program that year. Since then, Zhao Benshan has been on the Spring Festival Gala every year, and he has won the first prize in the small category 15 times.
"Playing Poker".
The combination of Hou Yaowen and Huang Hong, adapted from Wang Mingyi's small ** "New Poker Game" published in "Reader" magazine, tells the story of an old classmate reporter who met by chance on the train, and in order to entertain, they used their business cards to play poker.
"So Packaged".
Gong Hanlin wanted to package Zhao Lirong in order to make a review drama MTV, and in the 1996 Spring Festival Gala that followed, Zhao Lirong and Gong Hanlin, the old and young partners, performed their most classic sketch "Part-time Job Adventure", and won the first prize in the sketch category of the Spring Festival Gala that year.
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What are the sketches this year, as follows:
1. Sketch "First Sight Photo Studio".
Performers: Yu Zhen, Sun Qian, Bai Yufan, Zhang Jianing, Ma Xudong, Lv Tengfei, Li Hongjia.
2, sketch "Coming Soon".
Performers: Wang Baoqiang, Yang Zi, Wang Ning.
3, sketch "Pit".
Performances: Shen Teng, Ma Li, Allen, Chang Yuan, Song Yang, Yu Jian.
4, sketch "Hot Search".
Performances: Sun Tao, Qin Lan, Huang Yang, Huang Caiyin.
5. Sketch "50 Seconds of Eye to Eye".
Performances: Jin Jing, Zhou Tienan, Yan Peilun.
Features of the sketch:
1. Short and concise, with a simple plot. This is the most basic difference between a sketch and other works of art and artistic expression. The sketch belongs to "cultural fast food", which is a beautiful "side dish", not some hot pot stew.
2. Humorous and funny. Sketch is the art of "laughing". Most of the good sketches have enough jokes to make people feel inspired and instructive in the laughter.
3. Elegant and vulgar appreciation, with a wide range of themes. The small themes and events reflected in the sketches originate from the grassroots and the common people. The warmth and coldness of the world and the various appearances of the world are the objects of sketch description, which can be sublimated artistically through the form of sketches and performed on the stage.
4. Close to life, novel and cutting-edge angles, concise language, and strong appeal, which are the basic requirements for sketch creation. Only works that are close to life can be liked by the masses and easily accepted. Derived from life, higher than life, moderately exaggerated, typical examples, this is the essence of a successful sketch.
5. The disadvantages of acupuncture are philosophical. Through superficial phenomena, it satirizes and stabs some unreasonable things, reveals certain philosophies, and entertains and educates. This is not only the original intention of the sketch, but also the further demand of the masses of the people for it.
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"Eating Noodles".Zhu Shimao became a popular student in the mainland by starring in "Wrangler" directed by Xie Jin, while Chen Peisi also made a name for himself in the film industry because of his participation in films such as "Look at This Family", "Pipa Soul", and "Sunset Street". "Grass Platform Team".The story tells the story of a crew with financial difficulties who received 30,000 yuan from the sponsor Mr. Hou (played by Guo Chang), but because Mr. Hou wanted to place advertisements in the movie, it caused a series of jokes.
RecruitmentHuang Hongappeared on the Spring Festival Gala for the first time and performed the sketch "Recruitment". This is a script written by him, and the actors also haveXiaolin, Shi ShengjiewithFang QingzhuoIt's about a company that recruits salesmen and requires candidates to have the ability to drink, which turns out to be self-defeating and makes a joke.
"Protagonist and Supporting Actor".Chen Peisi has appeared on the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 11 times, 10 of which have cooperated with Zhu Shimao, and the two are good brothers who have advanced and retreated together for a lifetime. At the end of 1989, with the help of director Huang Yihe, after revision, "Old and Young Heart" was passed, and the name of the sketch was finally changed"Blind Date".。The result can be described as the peak of the debut, and it was an instant hit.
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The top ten classic sketches include "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role", "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow", "Superborn Guerrilla", "Part-time Job", "Selling Abduction", "Superstar", "Today's Happiness 2", "People in the Embarrassment", "Robot Funny Stories", and "Eating Noodles".
1, "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role".
Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao made the form of sketch appear on the stage of CCTV Spring Festival Gala for the first time, and the performance of "Eating Noodles" made the two of them popular all over the country. In 1990, the two collaborated on "The Protagonist and the Supporting Role", which is a sketch within a play, which is not only advanced, but also burdened one after another, one after another, with rich limbs and expressive expressions.
2, "Yesterday, Today, Tomorrow".
Zhao Benshan and Song Dandan's sentence-by-sentence burden, rich facial expressions, and god-like acting skills on the stage made the audience applaud continuously, and the audience in front of the TV couldn't stop laughing. This sketch directly established the status of the two of them in the sketch world.
3, "Superborn Guerrilla".
Huang Hong and Song Dandan collaborated on six sketches, criticizing the villains of the family planning policy at that time, and profoundly revealing the lives of this group of people.
4, "Part-time Job Adventure".
Zhao Lirong, Gong Hanlin, Jin Zhu and others collaborated on this sketch, which not only has a lot of laughs, but also exposes the ubiquity of shoddy and counterfeit profiteers in society, and the bad social atmosphere must be **. The bodies and expressions of several actors are expressive, which is really one of the most wonderful sketches.
5, "Selling Abduction".
6, "Superstar".
In 2009, Xiao Shenyang, Shen Chunyang, and Wang Jinlong performed this sketch at the Beijing Spring Festival Gala.
7, "Today's Happiness 2".
In 2018, at the CCTV Spring Festival Gala, Shen Teng, Ma Li and others collaborated on the sketch "Today's Happiness 2", which was loved and praised by countless audiences once it was broadcast. This sketch is down-to-earth, with laughter and irony on the unspoken rules of the workplace between husband and wife, leaders and subordinates, and the success of this sketch directly made Shen Teng enter the ranks of first-line comedy stars.
8, "People in Embarrassment".
Jia Bing, who became famous in 2017, "People in the Embarrassment" focuses on the sad Spring Festival journey of migrant workers, with a basket of baggage and jokes, which is one of Jia Bing's masterpieces.
9, "Robot Funny Stories".
Guo Da and Cai Ming have collaborated on more than 20 sketches, which can be regarded as the originator of the sketch "screen CP", this sketch should have created a precedent for science fiction sketches, and it has a lot of baggage.
10, "Eating Noodles".
The sketch that Song Xiaobao cooperated with Cheng Ye and others is as funny as the sketch of the Spring Festival Gala that year. Song Xiaobao's popularity and popularity are now rising, and now his status in the sketch has a three-legged trend with Shen Teng and Jia Bing.
Sketch introduction
Sketch generally refers to the shorter art of speaking and acting. Its basic requirements are clear language, natural form, and the ability to fully understand and show the character and language characteristics of each character, the most representative of which is comedy sketches.
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