Can anyone provide some comforting jokes, ask for humor and optimism, and everyone can help!

126 jokes to look for, all selected. You'll know if you go.

There was a person who went to KTV to order songs, and he wanted to order that we are all a family, but he accidentally said that we are not a family.

Be happy every day.

Let him watch more cartoons, cats and mice.

The whole class was dizzy, and then the teacher got the nickname "Fortune Fans" hehe.

1 Think back then, I punched the Nanshan Nursing Home, kicked the Beihai Kindergarten, and all the people below one meter were put down, and I stomped my feet in the morgue, "If you are not convinced, stand up for me!" "None of them dared to gasp

2 When a person first got on the plane and wanted to vomit, the flight attendant took an empty bag, and when it was almost full, she went to pick up the bag again, and told "don't vomit". When he returned, he saw that it was all over the place, and when he asked the reason, he replied, "When I saw that it was almost full, I took another sip, and everyone around me vomited ......."”

3 And God said unto the little ones of the West who had passed away: Come, give thee a pair of wings to the angels. And God said to the little friends of Africa who had died, "Come, give you a pair of wings to be ...Bats....Let's do it!

4 When a man was walking through the cemetery in the middle of the night, he heard a knocking sound, and the more he listened, the more frightened he became, until at last he saw a man carving a tombstone. Relieved, he said to the other party: almost scared.

Kill me! What are you doing? A: They engraved my name wrong, and I changed it.

5 A woman is ugly, she can't get married, and she hopes to be trafficked. finally made his dream come true, but he couldn't sell it for half a month. The kidnapper sent it back, she resolutely did not get out of the car, and the kidnapper gritted his teeth and stomped his foot: go, don't want the car.

6. Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom.

Let the two big ones get some wild vegetables and eat them together.

The little one said, "I'm not going, I'm leaving, and you're going to eat my mushrooms."

The two big ones said, No, don't worry, go and go, so the little white rabbit went

Half a year has passed, and the little white rabbit has not come back, and a big one said, "It's not coming back, I'm going to eat it."

The other big one said, "Wait a minute

A year has passed, and the little white rabbit has not come back, and the two big ones have discussed that we don't have to wait for us to eat.

At this moment, the little white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle next to it and said angrily, "Look! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms.

7 Lily is newly married, and asks the officiant how much it costs to officiate at a wedding, and the host: The more handsome the groom, the more expensive it is. Lily handed over the ten yuan shyly, and the host was stunned, glanced back at the groom, and then found the ......

8A man raised a pig, and he was so annoyed by it that he wanted to throw it away, but the pig knew the way home, and threw it many times without success. One day, this person drove to abandon the pig, and that night he called his wife and asked, "Is the pig returned?"

His wife said, "Return." The man was very angry and yelled:

Hurry up and let it pick up **, I'm lost. ”

Playing mahjong on a hot day, the power suddenly went out, so I had to buy candles and continue fighting. After half an hour, it was so hot that I couldn't stand it, and one person said, "Let's turn on the electric fan, it's hot." Another person said: "You can't open it, you will blow out the candle when it is opened." ”