Provide some love jokes that laugh too much,,Thank you... 5

Girls love January 31 the most, and hate December 1 the most

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1. Love is like two people pulling rubber celery and jujube tendons, and the injured one is always unwilling to let go.

2. Love is like knitting a sweater, a stitch and a thread when it is established, a lot of hard work, and only one party needs to pull it lightly when it is dismantled, and the person you once loved the most has become the most familiar stranger.

3. Love is like picking up shells, don't pick up the biggest, don't pick up the most beautiful, pick up what you like, and never go to the beach if you pick it up.

4. Love is like a joke, laughing to death dislikes others, and laughing hurts yourself.

5. Love is like waiting for a bus, the trip you are waiting for has not come, and you don't want to wait one after another.

6, love is like Raul, you gave your deepest love to Real Madrid, but it was Schalke who accompanied you to the end04 Love is like Beckham, who left angrily and chose Real Madrid, but he never forgot Manchester United Love is like Henry, a gunner for a day, a gunner for life, for you, I can do it again Love is like Barak, never get it, never give up Love is like Baggio, even a prince can't be perfect, so it's best to cherish the present.

7. Love is like a bus, you don't think there are many people in this car, you don't think there is air conditioning in that car, and you finally wait for an air-conditioned car with few people, but you can't get to the destination.

8. Love is like a faint light bulb. The future, too far away. I can't shine it.

9. Love is like air, the tighter you hold it, the easier it will slip out of your hands, and when you let go of it, it will be beside you.

Classic joke: Looking for a husband A woman finds a private detective agency and asks for help finding her husband. The private investigator asked, "You."

Is there a husband's **? The woman said no. "So, what does your husband look like? What are his hobbies? How ...... the individual's abilitiesWait, we need clues. ”

The woman said: "He is very tall, not fat or thin, very rich, hobby**, considerate to me, and ...... normal sexual function."”

I know your husband," interjected a lady who had just come in, "and he's not like that at all!" ”

Ignore her," said the woman to the detective, "if you help me find the husband I requested, I don't want the one in the house!" ”

My QQ group name is A, B, C, D, ......

Girlfriend in "A".

Sitting next to me today, looking at my QQ as a thoughtful ......

Suddenly jumped up and said angrily: "Is your QQ group divided according to the size of your chest?" So put me in Group A!

There was once a little boy and little girl holding hands to cut their hair, and there were no adults. In this case, we generally don't dare to cut it casually, but the two little guys took out their mobile phones, dialed the number, and asked their parents to call us. Not long after the results began, the little girl looked up and asked me

Brother, how much does a haircut cost? After I told her **, she was a little worried and hesitant to ask the little boy, "How much money did you bring out?"

Little boy: "That's a lot, I have a lot of money!" The little girl still looked uneasy, and took my hand:

Brother, can you cut it cheaper for me? We still have to save money to elope. ”

The little girl wrung her fingers and didn't speak, and the boy pulled the girl down: "Don't get a haircut, run quickly, someone will lead a large team of people to catch up in a while!" My colleague and I were still holding scissors and combs in both hands, and we watched in amazement as the little boy pulled the little girl and ran away with a cigarette with a cloth, and the little girl's voice came from afar:

The hairstyle wasn't beautiful when he visited the church. ”

In the evening, the two children were escorted back by adults to continue cutting their hair, and I teased the little boy while working: "Where are you eloping?" ”

The little boy gave me a blank look: "One day I will ride her away on horseback!" ”

married a red rose, and over time, the red one became a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, and the white one was still "the bright moonlight in front of the bed"; married a white rose, the white one is a grain of rice sticky on the clothes, but the red one is a cinnabar mole on the heart.

I'm a classic joke.

Today, my girlfriend plans to break up with her boyfriend, and she asks him to eat in the school cafeteria.

The girlfriend said, "Can we break up?" I'd like to change it. ”

The boyfriend said without thinking, "No." ”

The girlfriend asked, "Why?" ”

The boyfriend pointed to the plate on the table and said

It's like the buns in this canteen, if you take a bite, will people change it for you? ”

Girlfriend is a little helpless:

But you're not as good as I imagined, what if you don't change it? ”

The boyfriend continued:

It's like the buns in this canteen, you originally wanted to eat the meat buns, but you took the wrong one, and you took a bite of the vegetable buns, and you want to change them but don't change them for you, did you throw them away? Let's make do with it. ”

The little comma was dumped by her girlfriend and was devastated by her grief. Friend comfort: Forget it, forget about her, it's no big deal!

The little comma cried: I can't forget, I bought a lot of things for her, all in installments.