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Anonymous users2024-02-07One day, when I went out shopping, I found a store full of all kinds of clothes, and the glass at the door was pasted: big reward for opening a store, 30 yuan for high-end suits, and 5 yuan for shirts. I was inexplicably happy in my heart:
Such a good thing was finally caught up by me! So I rushed in in a hurry, and the moment I entered the door, I looked up and saw: dry cleaners!
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Anonymous users2024-02-06The baby has just been full moon, and I teased my wife: Look, our baby's two feet are different!
My wife scolded: Yours is different, neurotic!
I'll top: m d, I'll see if your left foot looks like your right foot!
Wife squirted.
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Anonymous users2024-02-05The little white rabbit jumped up to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred small breads?" ”
Boss: "Ah, I'm sorry, not so much".
That's it... The little white rabbit walked away dejectedly.
On the second day of the imitation spine, the little white rabbit jumped to the bakery, "Boss, are there a hundred small breads?" ”
Boss: "I'm sorry, but I still don't."
That's it... The little white rabbit went away again dejectedly.
On the third day, the little white rabbit jumped up and down to the bakery, "Boss, do you have a hundred small breads for the reserve?" ”
The boss said happily: "Yes, yes, sell today we have a hundred small breads!" ”
The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" ”
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Anonymous users2024-02-04A says he wants to tell a joke to B, but when A finishes the joke, B doesn't laugh!! You know why?
The answer is - because B laughs all the time when A starts talking, and at the end B doesn't have the strength to laugh when A finishes speaking!
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Anonymous users2024-02-03One day, the wolf was going to eat three piglets. Two of the three little pigs are at the doorway and one is on the roof.
Pig 1 and Pig 2 are at the door, and Pig 3 is on the roof. Pig 1's name is "who".
Pig 2's name is "where".
Pig 3's name is "what". 】
And so there is a wonderful conversation.
Wolf): Who are you?
Pig 1): Right.
Wolf): What?
Pig) 1: "what" on the roof.
Wolf: I'm asking what's your name?
Pig 1): My name is "who", "what" on the roof!
The wolf asked Pig 2): Who are you?
Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who". [Pointing to Pig 1] (Wolf): Do you know him?
Pig 2): Hmm!
Wolf): Who is he?
Pig 2): Yes.
Wolf): What?
Pig 2): "What" on the roof!
Wolf: Where?
Pig 2): "Where" is me.
Wolf): Who? Pig 2): He is "who". [Pointing to pig 1 again].
Wolf: How do I know.
Pig 2): Who are you looking for?
Wolf): What?
Pig 2): He's on the roof?
Wolf: Where?
Pig 2): It's me.
Wolf): Who? Pig 2): I'm not "who", he's "who".
Wolf: Oh my God!
Piggy 1.2): "Oh my God" is our dad.
Wolf: What's your dad?
Pig 2): No!
The wolf couldn't stand it anymore, and looked up to the sky and sighed: Why?
Piggy 1.2.3): Do you know our grandfather?
Wolf): What?
Pig 1): No, our grandfather is "why".
Wolf): Why?
Pig 1): Yes!
Wolf: What is it?
Pig 1): Not "why".
Wolf): Who? Pig 1): I am "who".
Wolf): Who are you?
Pig 1): Yes, I'm "who".
Wolf): What?
Pig Pig 1.2): "What" on the roof. The wolf cried out, oh my God!
I'm crazy! So he jumped into the pot and cried and said: 3 big pigs. You eat me, I have no attachment to life!
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