What are you doing when you go to the toilet?

When I go to the toilet, I like to use my mobile phone to play songs, listen silently, and don't play anything.

Play with your phone and play songs. In this way, it is more conducive to going to the toilet in an environment with **, otherwise it will be uncomfortable when constipated.

When I go to the toilet, I will play with my mobile phone, open the glory of the king in the mobile phone, and play a big fight quietly, and when it is solved, the game is also finished, why not.

When I go to the toilet, I smoke except for pooping, because the office doesn't allow smoking, so I can only smoke when I go to the toilet.

When I go to the toilet, I will play mobile games, and it usually takes about ten minutes to go to the toilet, just enough to play one or two mobile phones to fight the landlord.

When I go to the toilet, I will eat a bubble gum, after all, the toilet is so smelly, chewing bubble gum in my mouth can have some aroma.

I want to reuse waste, can my stool be made into food in addition to fertilizer? Beyond that, can stool be used as an energy source? I hope that it can have its value. ‍‍

When it's so boring to go to the toilet, I will put *** on it, and then sing loudly and sing all the joy in my heart.

I like to call**, every time I go to the toilet, I will take my mobile phone to call a friend**, hello.

Watching dramas, because I never use a full time to watch TV series, I feel like it's a waste of time.

I think about questions like what to do when I get home from work in the evening? What else do you have at home? Then the internal urgency is solved happily.

I'm here to tell you the correct posture of going to the toilet! Manuscript Tour.

Concentrate on going to the toilet.

Reason: Not all fragments of time should be used for other purposes, and sometimes you need to focus on doing your "job" well.

Cost-benefit analysis: The time to go to the toilet is only two or three minutes, in order to use it to read books and newspapers and play games, etc., the time will be extended to ten minutes, and the extra seven minutes you can do more valuable things than reading books, reading newspapers and playing games, etc., at least you can also read books and play games more comfortably. The results outweigh the losses.

Going to the toilet is something that should be focused on. Inattentiveness to the toilet will lead to a longer period of time and less efficiency, and if you want to make the most of your time, it will backfire and consume time.

Toilet Analysis:

The time to pee is so short, and you can barely do anything about it, which is to whistle and wander around.

When pooping:

In the normal state, two minutes should be enough in the case of concentration;

Abnormal conditions (constipation) require you to concentrate even more, you can imagine the scene of straining while reading a book or newspaper.

First of all, in addition to the accident of urinating and defecation, you can:

Wash your hands, face, feet, hair, teeth, ......Why do you divide it into so many sections, simply: take a bath!

Makeup, haircuts, physiotherapy, massages, first aid ......

Rest, drink tea, eat, eat fruits, talk about the mountains, watch TV, ......As long as it is well equipped.

Even, if you bring the bed, you can have your home there!

Of course, if it is a public restroom, you can't do anything that involves the opposite sex.

Nowadays, humanized design is advocated internationally, and as long as you can think of it, I think it can be done in the bathroom.

Digression: I read a report that there is a toilet-themed restaurant in Hong Kong, which is full of customers every day, which is very interesting. Everything there is connected to the toilet.

The seat is in the shape of a toilet, the drink juice is like a urinal, and even more, the lid of the rice bowl used by the customer is made into the color and shape of the stool.

It's another name for the Yasukuni Shrine, just use it!