Tell me about those hilarious slips of the tongue when you were a child?

When the sun came out, I climbed the hill, and when I climbed the hill, I pulled the wire, and when I pulled the high-voltage line, I was sent to the palace of Hades. I gave Hades two packs of cigarettes, and Hades praised me for being a good boy. Year after year, I came back to the world.

There is a donkey in the east, no one rides, today I am happy, I will ride. Boom, woon, collapse me in mud. Go home and let my mother wash it, my mother said to pick my skin, burn incense and worship the Buddha, I will never ride a donkey again!

I ignore you scolding me, I went to Nanshan to find Lao Li, Lao Li gave me a gun, and shot you three times according to your skull!

You are cool, you drink water in the reservoir, sleep in the ancient tomb, the waterfall flows in your mouth, you think you are a mink Zen Lu Bu, but in fact you are an Antarctic native!

The sunshine incense burner produces purple smoke, and the mutton skewers hang in Qianchuan from afar, and Harazi leaves three feet of foot, and he doesn't bring money in his pocket.

I picked up a pack of cigarettes on the side of the road and handed it to the policeman's uncle, who smoked a cigarette and nodded his head at me, and I said happily: Uncle, give money!

The sun is shining, the flowers are smiling at me, the birds say early, why are you carrying a bag of explosives? I went to bomb the school, the teacher didn't know, as soon as I pulled the line, I ran, and the school blew up with a bang!

xx drops shook the world, rushed through the barbed wire, and came to Italy. The king of Italy was watching the circus, smelled this fart, and was very happy, and launched a national fart that sounded loudly; Be a principal. Which one stinks; Be a professor.

Which one is not loud and does not smell shows that the technology is not enough, and go home as a beast.

The smooth passage of childhood is as follows:

1. The sun is shining in the sky, the flowers are smiling at me, and the birds say early, why are you carrying an explosives bag? I went to bomb the school, but the teacher didn't know, and as soon as I pulled the line, I ran, and with a bang, the school blew up.

2. On Sunday morning, it was snowing heavily, and the old men who picked up tatters lined up in a line, and as soon as the police commanded, they rushed to the garbage heap, and stuffed their broken shoes and socks into their pockets.

3. In the middle of the night, I came to the pit and saw that there was someone at the bottom, so I jumped into the pit and rescued the person, and died heroically.

4. I picked up a pack of cigarettes on the side of the road and handed it to the policeman's uncle, who smoked a cigarette and nodded at me, and I said happily: Uncle, give money.

When I was a child, I slipped by:1. Big head, big head, don't worry about rain, people have umbrellas, I have big heads.

2. I often get one point and two points, three points and four points I get Amitabha, five points and six points I get once a year, and I never get one hundred points.

3. Rotten sand fruits, a lot of them, don't suffer a loss if you taste them first and then buy them. If you suffer a loss, don't blame me, who told you to buy my rotten sand fruit.

4. Little mouse, go to the lampstand, steal oil to eat, can't come down, meow meow, cat comes, and rolls down.

5. Purple smoke is produced by the sunshine incense burner.

Look at the lamb kebabs from afar.

Hanging in front of the river, Harazi left three feet of feet, and he didn't bring any money in his pocket.

The thief in the first grade, the thief in the second grade, the sister in the third grade danced ballet, the handsome guy in the fourth grade was not chased, the love letters in the fifth grade were flying all over the sky, and the mandarin ducks in the sixth grade were a pair.

Explanation is disguise, and disguise is truth. ”

Because so, science makes sense. ”

I'm sorry, it's okay, put a p, it stinks to you. ”

1. The sun was shining in the sky, the flowers smiled at me, the bird said early, why did you carry the explosives bag, I went to blow up the school, the teacher didn't know, I ran as soon as I pulled the line, and the school was gone.

2. Your avatar is a ball, and the alien body kicks it to the department store, the department store, sells the ball, and sells your head.

3. I'm sorry, it's not off, it's a fart, it stinks to death.

4. Three watches in the middle of the night, the toilet lights out, you go to relieve your hands, fall into the pit, fight with maggots, fight against, no one saves you, heroic sacrifice, the greatness of life, the silence of death, in memory of you, the toilet lights up.

5. Because of the scientific truth, you should ask yourself if you want to know.

6. I'm gone, and I'll never play with you again. I wish you a smooth journey, missing halfway, kicking both legs and falling into the pit.

7. When the sun came out, I climbed the electric pole, climbed the electric pole, I touched the wire, and when I touched the high-voltage line, I was sent to the palace of Hades.

8. I picked up a cigarette on the side of the road and handed it to the policeman's uncle, who took the cigarette and nodded his head at me, and I said happily: Uncle gives money.

9. We are all wooden people, one is not allowed to speak, and the second is not allowed to laugh, and the third is not allowed to show little white teeth.

10, the old one drove the plane, the second one threw a bomb, fortunately the third ran fast and killed the fourth bastard.