What are some of the most embarrassing things you ve ever encountered while riding the train?

When I was studying in other places, I had to go back to Beijing for the exam once, but I didn't find a partner who could walk together. I stepped on the train back to Beijing by myself. It's a slow train that takes four hours in total.

At the halfway point, there were a lot of people who got off the train, and the people around me got off. At this time, a man sat down across from me, naturally greeted me, and suddenly took out a large stack of 100-dollar bills from his bag and counted the money. One by one, I took one from my hand and put it on the small table where the slow train sat facing each other.

It feels like there must be at least twenty or thirty thousand. When I was in college, I thought that this guy wouldn't blackmail me, and he would say less money or something. Immediately got up and ran to the seat at the entrance of the conductor's lounge.

Later, I didn't have a seat and stood for more than an hour to return to Beijing. ‍‍

I remember once when I was a child, I took the green train in the Spring Festival (to my grandparents' house, in the field), it was really spectacular, it was really a sea of people with red flags (manual funny), when I was a child, there were not many direct cars, they were all reversed, and the far door had to be poured several times. As a result, there were too many people on the bus, and it is no exaggeration to say that there was no place to fall when the feet were raised, and as a result, I held my pee, and I couldn't squeeze into the toilet, so I could only pee my pants, but fortunately I was young at the time, five or six years old, and no one laughed at me. It's just that taste, and I still don't want to recall it. ‍‍

More than 20 years ago, on a green train, a woman slept with a lockbox, the thief smoked and jumped the car, the woman also tore and jumped out of the car, leaving a one-year-old child to cry in the car, we all finished talking and died, and the wilderness was stabbed to death by the thief if he didn't fall to death. ‍‍

In order to avoid the "peak" of going to the toilet in the morning, I go to the toilet at 4 a.m. every time. Once, when I saw the car indicator light as green, I was overjoyed, and I quickly trotted to the toilet, the toilet door was hidden, and due to the urgency, I pushed open the toilet door, and I was stunned! There was actually a woman in her 20s in the toilet, her pants were half down, revealing her white lower body, and she was holding a bloody paper and looked at me in horror. ‍‍

One of the uncles next door asked me how old I am. I said 31 years old, but the girl on my top bunk said, I thought you were 40 years old? At that time, which was embarrassing, I could only say that I was too anxious.

I suddenly said cheaply: I think you're only in your 20s, right? As a result, the girl said, "I'm 2 years older than you?"

As a result, the old man smiled, this is my daughter, who is 2 years older than you.

In the nineties, I often traveled on business, and at that time I took the green train, which was a few days and nights, I was too sleepy, and the seat was very crowded, and I couldn't sleep at all while sitting and sleeping, and then I slept under the seat, and there was no way but to do it. ‍‍

When I got in the car, sitting across from me was a middle-aged woman with one foot on the seat and one foot on the ground, neither of which was the point. The most important thing is the pair of socks she wears! Not only is it ugly, but it tastes great

I once got drunk with a friend at the train station. I threw up from the sleeper car all the way to the toilet, and the conductor was almost crying from me. ‍‍

When I started my freshman year, I took the train for the first time, because I hadn't taken the train, so I thought I could sit as casually as the bus, and then someone took the ticket to let me give up my seat, and I also said that this was my didn't give up, but I found a flight attendant, which made me embarrassed, and I guess I may be blacklisted by now.

I used to like to surf the Internet, and I got on the car for a day and a night before taking the car, got on the car in a daze, and then fell asleep, and slept enough in the back, and the fellow next to me asked me what it was to cut the boss (talking in a dream) Nima, and it was big.

Once when I was on the train, I bought a hard sleeper, and I ate KFC's family bucket on the train, and was suddenly targeted by a group of children.

On a train, I went to the toilet, but I didn't know that it was not locked, and then an uncle opened it, which was very embarrassing.