The iron master who begged for jokes txt

1. Frankly speaking, I like you very much, I like your eyes, happy look, walking posture, coquettish cuteness, and even the way you sleep, I am fascinated, but what makes me angry the most is that you are still old and hairy if you don't catch a mouse!

2. I'm on top, she's below. I wanted it, and she salivated even more. Afterward. I'm happy, she's in pain. Answer: Fishing.

3. In fact, sometimes you can turn off your mobile phone, exit social software, and don't log in to Weibo, enjoy this tranquility, and then open these in a few days, and then you will find: root! Root! Not! Person! Join! System! You!

4. O God! Please send me a watermelon to those guys who forget me, don't call me, don't text me, don't worry about me, wish them a full meal, and then walk and step on the watermelon rind...

5, the forest is full of flowers, I sit on my knees and caress Yaoqin, you stand quietly aside, and you are my only bosom friend. So, you and I have achieved a good story that has been passed down through the ages - playing the piano to the cow...

6. In a person's life, life is a business, some people manage feelings, some people manage interests, some people manage happiness, and some people manage conspiracy. Dude, you cow, you run "braggart".

7. Becoming a top designer has been the dream of countless people, and you think it should be the most perfect one. Okay, don't look at it, let's go dry the quilt!

8. Over the years, we have had joys and sorrows, walked across the road, bypassed the mountains, ate together, drank soup together, although you never reply to my text messages, but the teacher still reminds you: Bajie, it's cold, go out and wear a robe!

Say that we men, one gun, two eggs, (your age) have not been in the war for 16 years.

A lot, you can go to the flying library, txt**.........You can also find it on our Saipan forum, where there are many masters.

How can I photograph a panda in color**?

Answer: Stick out your tongue.

A prisoner who was about to be executed, sitting in an electric chair, waited. The officer comforted him; "It's fine. The current is very strong.

I don't feel it anymore. At this time, I heard the screams of the inmates next door who were being executed by electrocution. The prisoner panicked:

Isn't there no pain? Policeman: "Oh.

The power went out, and they switched to candles. ”

A prisoner serving his sentence in prison, bored to train obedient ants, after he was released from prison, he wanted to show off, so he came to the bar, ordered a drink, and brought the ant to the bar to call the bartender.

He said, "Waiter, look at the ant ......."

Before he finished speaking, he saw the bartender "snap" and said, "I'm sorry, I'll change a glass for you." ”

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