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The girl said to the boy at lunch.

F: I'm pregnant.

The boy took a bite unhurriedly.

Male: ...I had a ligation.

The girl's expression struggled for a moment, and then she said.

F: Me. Just kidding.

The boy put down the dishes and chopsticks and smiled.

M: Me too.

Once upon a time, 1 American, 1 Japanese, and 1 Chinese were captured by the Savage tribe today, and the boss of the Savage tribe said: "I won't eat you if I'm in a good mood today, but each of you must hit 100 planks, and I will fulfill one of your wishes before you fight." "The Americans hit first

I have to put on 1 mat when I fight. "When it came to 70 boards, the mat was rotten, so the Americans hit 30 boards. The Japanese said when they hit:

I have to put 10 pads on when I play. "The 100 boards have been played, but there are still a few mats that have not been broken. The Japanese came up to the Americans and said:

Watching the good show of the Chinese, haha. The Chinese said, "Give me the Japanese pad."

When the Japanese heard this, they immediately fainted.

1.The principal and the English teacher visited a middle school in France together, the principal spoke in the auditorium, and the English teacher acted as an interpreter.

Principal: "Teachers and students! ”

English Teacher: "Ladies and gentlemen!" ”

Headmaster: "Ladies and gentlemen! ”

English teacher - thought for a moment and said, "Good morning!" ”

Headmaster: "Good morning! ”

English Teacher: ......=="Khan.

2.He said that there was a polar bear, because the snow was so dazzling, that he had to wear sunglasses to see things, but he couldn't find the sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, crawling and crawling, crawling and crawling dirty to find sunglasses. Put on your sunglasses and look in the mirror, only to find out:

Oh, so I'm a panda.

3.A polar bear was lonely on the ice in a daze, and when he was bored, he began to pluck his own hair to play, one, two, three, and finally there was no one left, 4Once upon a time there was a bird who would pass by a cornfield every day, but unfortunately one day there was a fire in that cornfield and all the corn turned into popcorn!

The bird flew over and ......I thought it was snowing, and I died of cold.

5.Xiao Ming got a new haircut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and said with a smile: Xiao Ming, your head shape looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very aggrieved, so he ran outside to cry, crying and crying, and he flew up.

6.The spider fell in love with the butterfly, but the butterfly rejected it, and the spider asked: Why? Here's why! Butterfly said: My mother said that people who mix online all day long are not good people

7.On a hot summer day, two bananas are walking on the road. The banana who was walking in front suddenly felt so hot, and he said, "It's so hot, I'm going to take off my clothes."

As a result, he peeled off the skin. As a result, the banana in the back fell. Then the undressed banana becomes a dried banana

Then he died of cold.

There was a man sitting on a state-of-the-art luxury jetliner when he suddenly had a sharp stomach ache and was about to have diarrhea. But all the men's toilets are full. But he couldn't hold it back, so he asked the stewardess to let him use the girls' toilet.

The stewardess was a little embarrassed, but she still agreed to let him go, and she was very worried that she would repeatedly tell him not to touch anything, and she would come out as soon as she had diarrhea.

So he went into the girls' toilet in a panic. When he finished, his expression was relaxed...He was curious when he found that there were three buttons next to the toilet that said HW, HA, ATR; Thinking about such an advanced toilet, there must be something special, but then I think of the stewardess's admonition. However, I was still curious, so I pressed the first ...... that said HW

Hey! I squirted hot water from behind to clean my ass. Excellent! It turns out to mean hotwater.

He thought to himself, what a class! Hurry up and look at the second button....Written は should be hotair Luo! Sure enough, after pressing the button, a gentle hot air was sent.

It's so interesting!! What exactly does the third one mean when it says ATR?

So he pressed the third button......Suddenly, there was a sharp pain ......$#!*, his eyes were dark and dizzy, and he ......

PS: ATR stands for: automatic tampon removal!!

The other girls had extraordinarily generous dowries, but my dad gave me a piggy bank and said, if you're bullied, just smash it open.

So one day, my husband beat my mother-in-law and scolded me, and I thought of the little pig, so I quickly smashed it open and found that a knife had fallen out of it. I picked it up and saw a line of familiar words engraved on the handle of the knife [I've done it for you with the relevant departments, let it go, kid!].]

"Uncle, I'm reversing, please help me look at it, thank you. "Pour, pour, pour, pour...(Bang...)Okay, bumped in.

One day, Xiao Ming was asked by the teacher in class, do you know how the Japanese invaded China and laughed at the Chinese?Xiao Ming "hahahahahahaha

The man gave up his seat to the beauty, and the beauty took the paper to wipe the seat before sitting down, but just sat down and let out a loud fart, the man laughed: Miss is really hygienic, wipe it is not clean and blow it...

There was a boy who was tall and thin. I like a girl and immerse myself in the sweetness of love all day long. So he carved the word "love" on his arm.

Later, the girl changed her mind and broke up with him. He was deeply shocked and wanted to erase the word "love", but he couldn't. So, in front of the word "love", the word "afraid" was engraved, so he also expressed his heart: "afraid of love".

So he poured out his sorrows with wine all day long. But he doesn't drink liquor, so he drinks beer. As a result, others are getting thinner and thinner when they are worried, but he is getting fatter and fatter.

Later, he fell in love with a girl again. Originally, the two of them were fine, but one day the girl broke up with him. We were all very curious and asked him why.

He said with annoyance, not because of the two words I carved. Let's say no, you just say it's just carved and played. He also said that the two words engraved are not the most important, and the more important thing is that I am fat.

Fat?She doesn't like to be fat?But you were also fat when she was with you.

That's not the case. He rolled up his sleeves and exposed his arms, and when we looked at it, it suddenly dawned on us that because of fatness, those two words had been out of shape, and the two words had become four words "Xiaobai" and "Xiaoqing"!He went on to say:

Because of this, she said that I was attentive and that I loved two girls at the same time!

From then on, we all called him "Xu Xian" and laughed at him for falling in love with the white snake and the green snake at the same time.

Many years after graduation, at our class reunion, he said that he was married, and the bride's name was Bai Xiaoqing! This kid is so tall!

Catcher: "Mom! In the film, there are often men and women, mouth-to-mouth, what is this? Mother: "Probably the man is about to die, so he viciously asks the woman to catch his breath; Or the woman is about to die, and the man takes her breath. ”

Homophonic joke: A township meeting, because of the homophony, the village chief said: "Rabbits, shrimp, don't want pulp melons, pickles are too expensive."

Comrades, villagers, do not speak, now the meeting is open. The host said, "Pickles please sausage and pulp."

Comrades, villagers, there is enough food to eat today, let's all use big bowls).

In the cafeteria, a man said, "Bring me a hot and sour potato, don't..." Put the potatoes

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