You need to make a joke, just don t get too cold

There are a few joke collections, but I can't upload them, there is a book called "Happy World", which is said to be a book, but it is actually some jokes compiled by the author, you can see it yourself. You should be able to find it by searching for it.

It's the easiest and most convenient! Your question is too complicated and classic! It's hard.

Student answer: Since ancient times, no one has no, and no one has used paper to poop.

The teacher was angry and told the student to stand up.

The following year, the teacher asked the student the same question.

That's when the students got smarter.

He replied: Since ancient times, who has no, and who has no paper for stool. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

The teacher is very hot, and there is a student punishment station!

At this time, the teacher saw that it was snowing outside the window, and said regretfully: It didn't rain when it snowed on the sky, and the snow turned into rain on the ground. When it rains, it's troublesome, why didn't it rain in the first place?

The student replied to the teacher: The teacher does not eat when he eats, and the meal becomes in the stomach. How troublesome it is when it becomes, why didn't you eat in the first place. Just like that, the teacher fainted on the spot!

The fool stole the beggar's wallet, and was seen by the blind man, and the dumb man roared, which frightened the deaf man, and the camel stepped forward, and the lame man flew up, and the co-murderer wanted to take him to the public security bureau, and the pockmark said, look at my face.

The fish said, "I keep my eyes open because I am reluctant to leave by your side." The water said, "I have been flowing tirelessly all day long to surround you and hold you tight." The pot said, "It's almost ripe and so much." ”

The student had an idea and sang: "The great river flows towards winter, and the stars in the sky participate in the Beidou." There was a burst of laughter in the classroom, and the teacher was anxious and shouted

Get the hell out of here! The student sang again: "Let's go, you have me, I have everything"...

What is the difference between a fat man jumping from the twentieth floor and jumping from the second floor.

One yes, yes, ah. Peng. One is Peng

1.My cousin is an armed policeman and has a bit of a short temper. Breakfast with him in the morning and the breakfast shop was packed.

Why are you beating my son?! ”

2.They don't believe that a poor person will bring them happiness, but they believe that cheap skin care products can make them beautiful.

4.One day, a person said to him, "What is your mother's name", and then it said poop, poop, and then she said "Neurotic, you", and then it said, "I'm sorry, poop master", and then she took out a knife and killed the bird, and the next day he went to the pet store to buy the bird, and then said that the guest is coming, the guest is coming, and when you come home, you say, "The home has changed, the home has changed", and the husband who saw the person said, "The master has changed, the master has changed", and then the person who looked at said "The guest has not changed, the guest has not changed".

5.I just opened a noodle restaurant, and in order to grab customers, I tried all of them for free on the first day. No, grab a big customer, that big brother was originally a regular customer opposite, but because of the taste of my house is better.

6.A young man who went to the city to work wrote a letter to his parents in the countryside, telling him that he was living in the city like a year. After reading the letter, the old father said happily:

You are so old-fashioned, can you do without money every day for the New Year? The old father impatiently enlightened his wife.

Once upon a time, in a forest, there was a pair of good friends, a giraffe and an elk. One day, the elk got lost in the depths of the forest, so it called the giraffe and said, "Hey, I'm lost." The giraffe said, "Hey, I'm a giraffe." ”

Classic joke: Are flies delicious? Maomao's father never let his children talk while eating. Once, during a meal, his father saw that Mao Mao wanted to speak, so he said to him, "Son, what do you want to say?" ”

Daddy, are flies delicious? Mao Mao asked.

No! The father said, "Why do you ask this?" ”

You just had one in your saucer, and you swallowed it. ”