Humorous and classic spatial reply !!

In order to step on your space, I specially asked the foreman for a day off, and also advanced 40 yuan in wages The next morning I got up at one o'clock and walked 12 miles of mountains.

road, came to a small town. I spent an hour in the car for yuan, and when I came to the city, it was already noon, so I ate a bowl of yuan.

noodles, immediately ran to the market and bought a pair of new liberation shoes for 16 yuan. I found a nearby black one that doesn't use an ID card, doesn't use a network card, and costs an hour.

bar. Asked the boss to open a machine, and clamored for the boss to help me apply for one, and then add you After driving into your space, I'm ready to lift my dress.

When I stepped on you with my new shoes, my little brother next to me stopped me, "What do you want to do?" "Stepping on my friend's space, is it in your way? ”

My little brother laughed at me and said, "It's not like that." I asked strangely, "How do you step on that?" He said unceremoniously, "Give it to me."

Yuan, I'll help you. I thought to myself that it was worth it for you. So they gave him money. When the little brother got the money, he casually moved the mouse and keyboard and said okay.

It cost me a lot of money to move the mouse and keyboard like this, and I really don't want you to step on him. Just like that, I stepped on your space, touched my pocket, and left the yuan, just took the car home.

Coke, Coca-Cola, Very Coke, Sprite, Fanta, 7-Up, and my broker. I've been playing QQ for many years, but I don't feel it.

Having said that, it is the greatest wish of my life to be able to step on your space today, I didn't expect it to come true so soon, and I will continue to work harder as always.

Be myself, don't do anything illegal and undisciplined, don't fight, don't scold people, and continue to develop in morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor.

Meals can be eaten indiscriminately, and space can not be messed around.

Dot, talk about it, after the dot, in the upper right corner of Brother Ant, there is an old version of the mood under the personal center, and the dot can see the heart of the earlier time.

I'm just running away

For the sake of Jikoude, I have to leave my name

So, cherish it

◆do you know、

I'm hoe He, you're noon. Do you know what it means? It's noon on hoe day

I'm lovely, and I'm responsible, and I've done something wrong.

The fragrance is wafting, more than 700 million people are killed a year, and the corpses can circle the earth 700 times together.

In order to praise you, I walked dozens of kilometers of mountain roads to the town, and many bean-sized blisters were ground on my feet, and my shoes were glued. I originally wanted to sell dozens of catties of bud grain at home, and take a car to the Internet café in the city in the town to praise you for this statement, but the weather is not beautiful, this year's harvest is not good, and the grain planted is only enough for the family to eat, so I had to work in the brick kiln in the town to earn enough travel expenses. I only paid a penny to move a brick from the brick kiln to the tractor, and for the fare of 100 yuan, I moved 10,000 bricks, and ten fingers were grinding out blood, in order to save the fare, I didn't put a Yunnan Baiyao band-aid, so that the blood coagulated naturally.

After getting the money to move the bricks, I got into the car that drove from the town to the city. When I came to the Internet café, I touched my pocket, Nima, I didn't have three yuan for Internet access, and I moved 300 bricks less. I had to run around on the street, watching the people who drank mineral water, when they threw the mineral water bottle out of their hands, I pounced like a goalkeeper pounced on the ball, for fear that the mineral water bottle was robbed by others, after a lot of hardship, I finally collected 60 precious mineral water bottles, got the scrap yard for 3 yuan of Internet fees, I can't wait to come to the Internet café, the first thing to open QQ is to praise your talk.

For the sake of my hard work, please don't touch me.

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One word, but profoundly expresses the deep blessing and bitter emotions of the replyer, which can be described as concise and appalling, a thousand words, the words are exciting, and the words are tear-jerking, which shows the replyer's solid writing skills and handy writing skills and tragic innovation ability. In addition, it ends with an exclamation point, the finishing touch, the wonderful pen is full of flowers, the artistic conception is far-reaching, according to the previous text, sublimation of the theme).

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Also, the use of punctuation marks is just right. After reading this piece of your speech verbatim, my heart couldn't calm down for a long time! How could there be such an incisive statement in this world?

I couldn't believe my eyes. Since the reform and opening up, I thought that there would never be any more words that could move me, but I didn't expect to see such a subtle statement today. You made me deeply understand the phrase 'there are people outside the world, there is heaven outside the sky', and after reading the words, I didn't dare to reply easily, I was afraid that my vulgar language would tarnish the few words in this world.

But I replied anyway, because I felt that if I couldn't leave my footprints behind such a wonderful talk, it would be a regret for my life. Please forgive me for being selfish! No amount of rhetoric can describe how wonderful this statement is, so I just want to say one thing: