What are some of the stories that are ironic in humor?

Updated on culture 2024-06-17
4 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-12

    In order to test the strength of the police in the United States, Hong Kong, and Chinese mainland, the United Nations put three rabbits in three forests to see who could find the rabbit first.

    The first forest was in front of the American police, they first spent half a day meeting to make a battle plan, strict division of labor, and then sent special forces to quickly enter the forest to conduct a carpet search, but the meeting was delayed, the rabbit ran away, and the mission failed!

    Then it was the turn of the Hong Kong police, and they sent more than 100 people and dozens of police cars to line up outside the forest, and the leader shouted through a loudspeaker"Rabbit, rabbit, you're surrounded, come out and surrender. "Half a day passed, and there was no movement.

    Finally, the Chinese policemen, only four, played mahjong for a day, and at dusk one person took a baton into the forest, and within five minutes, he heard a scream of animals in the forest, and the Chinese policeman came out smoking a cigarette and laughing, and dragged a bear with a blue nose and swollen face behind him, and the bear said in a dying voice"Don't fight anymore, I'm a rabbit.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-11

    What do the poor lack most?

    Baraan is a young tycoon who, in less than a decade, has quickly risen to the rank of France's fifty richest people.

    After his death, his will stated: "I was a poor man, but when I died I went to heaven as a rich man." Before I crossed the threshold of heaven, I had locked the secret of my richness, the answer to the question I had learned that the poor lacked the most, in my personal safe at the Banque de France**.

    The three keys to the safe are in the hands of my lawyer and two ** people. Whoever can guess the answer to 'what the poor lack the most' will be congratulated by me for taking the 1,000,000 franc prize from that safe. ”

    People were sending answers.

    Some say: "Of course it's money, and with money, you're no longer poor"; Some said, "It's an opportunity." ”;Some said, "It's a skill." ”;Others said, "It's help and love." ”…In short, there is a wide variety of everything.

    On the anniversary of Baraang's death, the lawyer and the ** person opened the safe under the supervision of the notary office according to his confession before his death—the only one of the 48,561 letters that matched Baraang's answer. But it was a little girl named Tiller:

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-10

    The most difficult case.

    Two psychiatrists chatting together.

    What's the most difficult case you've encountered? "One asked. "I once met a patient,"The other said"He always believed that he had a wealthy uncle in South America who would leave him a large fortune, so he did nothing every day, just waiting for a letter informing him to collect it.

    The result? "

    It took me eight years to heal him, but the abominable letter came! "

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-09

    The Chinese have a saying "smile and smile, ten years less", which is intended to explain the importance of adjusting the mentality, with such a mentality, can be humorous. In Japan and South Korea, where there is a lot of stressful life, what is people's attitude towards life?

    There doesn't seem to be such a saying in Japan that "if you smile, you will be less than ten years". To put it more extremely, the Chinese pay more attention to the strength and length of life, and the Japanese pay more attention to the tension and momentary expressiveness of life, so the former appreciates plum blossoms more and the latter loves cherry blossoms more. The former can afford to build the Great Wall and the Dunhuang Grottoes, while the latter does not have the patience.

    In this regard, China seems to need everyday humor more to relax in the midst of laughter, while the Japanese tend to separate themselves from concentrated pressure. At least on the surface, the Japanese don't smile as much as the Chinese.

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