What is the ironic couplet, what is the ridiculous couplet?

Satirical couplet. Shi Dunqi.

Gift to public servants. Stress honest and honest government, righteousness and strictness.

Accept bribes with peace of mind.

Horizontal criticism: words and deeds are inconsistent.

Full of service to the people.

Wholeheartedly run for the children and grandchildren.

Horizontal criticism: duplicity.

Take the bus fairly and do your best to do your private business.

The section chief squatted in the department and opened the back door.

Horizontal criticism: public servants are unfair.

Director Zhao and Officer Qian are a pair of rotten officers.

Staff Officer Zhang and Staff Officer Li are two blind staff officers.

Horizontal batch: each other.

Director Zhang and Director Li are not doing serious things.

This department and that department always have to open the back door.

Horizontal criticism: abusing power for personal gain.

The public doesn't know how to take a stitch or a thread.

The people don't want a single grass or tree.

Horizontal batch: two sleeves "light" wind.

Suffer in "money".

Enjoy in "thick".

Horizontal batch: lead by "sound".

The secretary sold the official position and made a fortune.

The mayor made a fortune.

Horizontal batch: relying on the mountain to eat the mountain.

Seeing that the people stood tall and kept their mouths shut, they did not leave the punishment and punishment.

When the chief nods, he bows his head and opens his mouth, which is always yes, yes.

Horizontal criticism: the attitude is clear.

It was also a big deal to want to receive a pack of cigarettes from the masses back then.

Looking at the 100,000 cash of the people today, it is still a piece of cake.

Horizontal batch: A rising tide lifts all boats.

Officials protect each other and collude to give birth to a nest of corrupt elements.

The trading of money and power is embarrassed, and collusion has become the black sheep of the two parties.

Horizontal batch: degeneration and deterioration.

Diploma high level low work so-so.

Strong ability, less money, and solid work.

Horizontal batch: out of place.

Complimentary exams. You copy me, I copy you, and the problem asks the invigilator.

Brother and sister don't know how to turn books.

Horizontal batch: unanimously against the "enemy".

Gift to the doctor. A pair of hard calluses were taken on a positive film, and the diagnosis was cancerous, which must be cured.

The four people's avatars were changed to a piece of wound wet cream, and the name was genuine.

Sideways: To add insult to injury.

Newspapers and periodicals are given as a Expand the layout, expand the number of issues, and expand the popularity.

Publication of false information such as advertisements and other notices.

Horizontal batch: In order to make money.

Gifted to merchants. Sell wine, flush water, sell rice and mix sand.

Pull the cloth short ruler and weigh the salt less scale.

Horizontal batch: The goose is plucked.

Send "disaster" to the countryside.

Clearly marked as "fake".

Horizontal criticism: "business" is corrupt and customary.

Uplink: The reeds on the wall are top-heavy and shallow.

Downlink: Bamboo shoots in the mountains, with a sharp mouth and thick skin, a hollow belly.

The other party is out: the eight kings of Qin Se and Pipa, and the king is on top.

The protagonist answers: There are four little ghosts, and the ghosts are on the side.

It is a couplet from "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance".

Shanglian: On the chessboard, the dragon does not groan, the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous.

Downlink: In the results, the high is not successful, the low is not enough, and the friends are cautious and cautious!

This pair not only satisfies the requirements of neatness, but also follows the principle of harmony and tonality. That is, the last word of the last sentence of the upper couplet is used for the sound of the voice, and the last word of the last sentence of the lower couplet is used for the flat sound to achieve the effect of the rise and fall of the voice.

But there are two flaws here that the "small" and "screaming" at the end of the upper and lower couplets are not right, and if you change it to "staring at the scholar is ridiculous and ridiculous", it will be neat, but it will obviously lose the feeling.

"Pair piercing intestines" and Tang Bohu's shots of pairs:

It is still fresh in people's memories and the audience is hooked. "Pair of intestines" is the champion of liberal arts in seven provinces, but a real high-achieving student, especially good at couplets, the title of "pair of intestines" is definitely worthy of its name.

It was also his bad luck that he met the difficult opponent of the scholar Hua'an (Tang Bohu) in Washington. Seven pairs of pairs were skillfully matched by Tang Bohu, and they were finally defeated, so angry that they vomited blood, and the scene was very funny.

Shanglian: On the chessboard, the dragon does not groan, the tiger does not roar, and the little scholar is ridiculous.

Downlink: In the results, the high is not successful, the low is not enough, and the friends are cautious and cautious!

The couplet text varies in length, and the short one is only.

One or two words; It can be up to a few hundred words long. There are various forms of couplets, including positive pairs, opposing pairs, flowing water pairs, joint ball pairs, and sentence pairs.

The couplets must have the following characteristics:

1. The number of words should be equal and the sentences should be consistent. Except for deliberately vacating the space of a certain word to achieve a certain effect, the number of words in the upper and lower conjunctions must be the same, no more, no less.

2. It should be harmonious and harmonious. The traditional habit is to rise and fall, that is, the last word of the last sentence of the upper couplet is used in the sound of the voice, and the last word of the last sentence of the lower couplet is used in the flat sound.

3. The parts of speech should be relative and the position should be the same. It is generally called virtual to imaginary, real to real , that is, noun to noun, verb to verb, adjective to adjective, quantifier to quantifier, adverb to adverb, and the relative words must be in the same position.

4. The content should be relevant and cohesive up and down. The meanings of the upper and lower links must be connected to each other, but they must not be repeated.

Excerpt from a satirical couplet.

Stress honest and honest government, righteousness and strictness.

Accept bribes with peace of mind.

Horizontal criticism: words and deeds are inconsistent.

Full of service to the people.

Wholeheartedly run for the children and grandchildren.

Horizontal criticism: duplicity.

Take the bus fairly and do your best to do your private business.

The section chief squatted in the department and opened the back door.

Horizontal criticism: public servants are unfair.

Director Zhao and Officer Qian are a pair of rotten officers.

Staff Officer Zhang and Staff Officer Li are two blind staff officers.

Horizontal batch: each other.

Director Zhang and Director Li are not doing serious things.

This department and that department always have to open the back door.

Horizontal criticism: abusing power for personal gain.

The public doesn't know how to take a stitch or a thread.

The people don't want a single grass or tree.

Horizontal batch: two sleeves "light" wind.

Suffer in "money".

Enjoy in "thick".

Horizontal batch: lead by "sound".

The secretary sold the official position and made a fortune.

The mayor made a fortune.

Horizontal batch: relying on the mountain to eat the mountain.

Seeing that the people stood tall and kept their mouths shut, they did not leave the punishment and punishment.

When the chief nods, he bows his head and opens his mouth, which is always yes, yes.

Horizontal criticism: the attitude is clear.

It was also a big deal to want to receive a pack of cigarettes from the masses back then.

Looking at the 100,000 cash of the people today, it is still a piece of cake.

Horizontal batch: A rising tide lifts all boats.

Officials protect each other and collude to give birth to a nest of corrupt elements.

The trading of money and power is embarrassed, and collusion has become the black sheep of the two parties.

Horizontal batch: degeneration and deterioration.

Diploma high level low work so-so.

Strong ability, less money, and solid work.

Horizontal batch: out of place.

Complimentary exams. You copy me, I copy you, and the problem asks the invigilator.

Brother and sister don't know how to turn books.

Horizontal batch: unanimously against the "enemy".

Gift to the doctor. A selection of satirical couplets.

A pair of hard calluses were taken on a positive film, and the diagnosis was cancerous, which must be cured.

The four people's avatars were changed to a piece of wound wet cream, and the name was genuine.

Sideways: To add insult to injury.

Newspapers and periodicals are given as a Expand the layout, expand the number of issues, and expand the popularity.

Publication of false information such as advertisements and other notices.

Horizontal batch: In order to make money.

Gifted to merchants. Sell wine, flush water, sell rice and mix sand.

Pull the cloth short ruler and weigh the salt less scale.

Horizontal batch: The goose is plucked.

Send "disaster" to the countryside.

Clearly marked as "fake".

Horizontal criticism: "business" is corrupt and customary.

1.2016 Classic Couplet Collection.

2.A collection of classic couplets from 2016.

3.2016 Creative Couplet Collection.

4.A collection of selected couplets from 2016.

5.A collection of classic inspirational couplets.

An interesting couplet is as follows:1. Shanglian: Purple gas comes from the east, and morality has been passed down through the ages; Downlink: Xiangrui goes to the west, and the child is full of paper and long live.

2, Shanglian: Tears are sour and blood salty, regret should not be spicy and sweet, only that there is no bitter sea in the world; Downlink: Golden and silver, but when I saw the red eyes and black heart, I didn't know that there was a blue sky on my head.

4. Shanglian: lotus dance white yarn fish playing in the water; Downlink: The reeds shake the blue waves and clouds chase the moon.

5. Shanglian: The grassland love song is slow; Downlink: The one who comes to the wise comes.

6. Uplink: Doctoral students, graduate students, undergraduates, students are constantly linking: laboratory buildings, teaching buildings, dormitory buildings, and buildings can be jumped.

7. Uplink: overlapping mountain winding ring loop; Downlink: Ding Ding Dong Dong Spring is high and down the tree.

8. Uplink: Rain Lotus Fish Umbrella Pillar Optimus; Downlink: Prairie flower blanket hundred charming paving the ground.

9, Shanglian: Tian Li relies on men, Tian Jie is still the world; Downlink: The work is in the work, and the wood is still plum.

10, Shanglian: Shun dog returns to China, and the sun is Zhenrui; Downlink: Tibetan mastiff returns to China, and it is auspicious at noon.

11. Shanglian: rain lotus fish umbrella; Downlink: Prairie flower front blanket.

Fang met the morning and twilight of Zhuang's life, and traveled to the east slope to the past and the present.

Satirizing some people who show off with a little talent. Form; Couplet.

Half a bottle of water swings out of the fountain, and a stone is placed on the top of the mountain: the Wu clan is everywhere to satire, pretending to be a cultural idiom? Man:

Describe the eyes, expression, and temperament of the ants: the eyes look at the six roads, the ears listen to the eight directions, the cold eyes look quietly, the eyes cut the water, the demeanor, the well-dressed, the literary quality is polite, the spirit is vibrant, the majesty is dignified, and the high-spirited description of the body and appearance: a talent, handsome and chic, dignified appearance, wide heart and fat body, clear eyebrows, mountain eyebrows and water eyes to describe the character, ability, personal charm:

Outstanding, standing out from the crowd, well-informed, Wentao Wuluo, both civil and military, rich and rich five cars, talented and eight buckets, Gao Tsai shouting far-sighted, discerning, humble and open-minded, kind to others, humble gentleman, extraordinary conversation, export into chapters, conscientious, conscientious, self-denial, self-denial, not a sound, a blockbuster.

The satirical hypocritical couplet has the following :

Shanglian: Irony and hypocrisy.

Downlink: ridicule and lie.