What are some of the most memorable satirical stories you know?

Updated on delicacies 2024-06-17
10 answers
  1. Anonymous users2024-02-12

    Of course, it is a classic story, there was a farmer in the Song Kingdom, one day, while working in the field, he saw a rabbit running over, hit a tree stump, broke his neck and died. From then on, he didn't work in the field every day, but just guarded the stump of the tree and waited for the rabbit to come at him. As a result, they did not wait for anything, but were ridiculed by people.

    "Waiting for the rabbit" is a metaphor for not wanting to work hard, but hoping to succeed through luck.

  2. Anonymous users2024-02-11

    Yes My dad told me that a dog thought he was strong and fast, so he chased a wolf desperately. After all, the dog's heart is still a little afraid, and he dodges from time to time. The wolf turned back to him and said:

    You're not scary, it's really scary when the master behind you comes to attack me. "It's about those who are.

  3. Anonymous users2024-02-10

    I still remember that the Hangzhou reporter used tea to pass off as urine and went to 10 hospitals for testing. Six hospitals were found to be "inflammatory", and five hospitals prescribed anti-inflammatory drugs to reporters, with a total cost of about 1,300 yuan. The medical staff of 92 tertiary hospitals across the country subsequently proved by experiments

    Ninety percent of the tea urine test was falsely positive, proving that the problem did not come from the hospital. Mao Qunan, spokesman for the Ministry of Health, criticized the planning of **.

  4. Anonymous users2024-02-09

    watched "I'm Not the God of Medicine". Zhang Weiying said, "The cost of a year of undergraduate studies at Peking University is 20,000 yuan, the tuition fee is 4,000 yuan, and the remaining 16,000 yuan is subsidized by the government, which is the poor subsidizing the rich." Why not let the rich give more money?

    For example, the tuition fee can be charged 20,000 yuan, and the children of poor families will give him a full scholarship, which means that the rich subsidize the poor."

  5. Anonymous users2024-02-08

    It must be the former *** director, Li Zhaoxing, who was hired as a professor at Peking University, told the students that when he debated human rights issues with foreigners, he asked foreigners, "I have been hungry, I know what human rights are, have you ever starved?" ”

  6. Anonymous users2024-02-07

    The story of "Covering My Ears and Stealing the Bell" in the primary school textbook still remembers it vividly in my memory, and I always remind myself not to do things that deceive myself.

  7. Anonymous users2024-02-06

    I once passed by you, you didn't catch it, and now you can't get it back. You rejected me, my heart was broken by you, and you came to pursue me again, do you think my love is a joke? How would you feel if I did this to you? Do it yourself.

  8. Anonymous users2024-02-05

    Sometimes when you go to the hospital, you will be told that there is no bed, but when you are given some money to the doctor, it will be arranged for you.

  9. Anonymous users2024-02-04

    1. "Pulling Seedlings to Grow": It tells the story of an ancient Song Dynasty man who pulled the seedlings up and slapped them in order to make the seedlings in his field grow faster, but the seedlings withered quickly. It is not enough to objectively show that the development of things has its own laws, and it is not enough to rely purely on good intentions and enthusiasm, and it is likely that the effect will be the opposite of subjective wishes.

    2, "Covering Ears and Stealing the Bell": Fan's perished, and someone took the opportunity to steal a bell. I wanted to run away with it on my back, but the bell was too big to carry it; So he smashed the bell with a mallet, and as soon as he smashed it, the bell rang loudly.

    He was afraid that others would hear the bell and take it away, so he hurriedly covered his ears tightly, thinking that if he covered his ears, others would not be able to hear. It shows that if we do not face up to the objective reality, do not study it, and adopt an attitude of closing our eyes and listening to it, we will eventually reap the bitter consequences.

    3, "The Emperor's New Clothes": It is about a king who asked a craftsman to make clothes for him, but the emperor didn't wear anything, and many people said that the clothes were beautiful because they were afraid of the king, and only a little boy bravely said the truth.

  10. Anonymous users2024-02-03

    Are you the same as the protagonist of the story? It's about the same as the celebrities who have been very popular recently.

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